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Han Chinese Penis Removal By Women – Minecraft SMP Support Oppose

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8827
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Han Chinese men experiencing the highest rate of forced penis removal at the hands of women! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

With thousands of recorded cases of penises being severed by women, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And the best part? Almost all of these women get off easy with suspended sentences or a few years in prison, leaving their former boyfriends permanently dickless and sexually frustrated. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re ready for some femdom penectomies and outrageous stories, come join our server today. Who knows, you might even witness a penis being boiled or flushed down the toilet – talk about drama! Don’t miss out on all the insane action, join now!

MineCraftyCOVIDEconLoss

2022, Australian, Australian economy, Billions, cost, covid, economic productivity, Economy, gdp, gross domestic product, growth, HOURS, long covid, long tail tags, lost work hours, MineCraftyCOVIDEconLoss, productivity, real, research

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5936
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mines Excavated:	4696	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally gonna cure long COVID or sumthin’. Like, seriously, we got magical blocks that’ll heal ya right up and make ya feel like a million diamonds. Plus, we got a secret potion that’ll make ya build like a pro, no joke.

Join now and be a part of the craziest adventure ever! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’ll make ya forget all about those lost work hours and economic productivity? Let’s build a world where long COVID is just a myth and fun is the only currency that matters. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now!

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where even the mop has a backstory!

application, backstory, balanced rules, CLOSET, Community, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, DrugPlugin, Dynmap, Events, Fantasy Nations, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Moderators, mop, new players, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, Roleplay, rules, smp, Stonework, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7967
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	31
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	2820	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Janitor’s Closet SMP Overview:

Description
The Janitor’s Closet SMP is a WorldBuilding/Geopolitical server where players create fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, events, and more. It aims to create a tightly knit community with balanced rules and moderators.
The server is set in version 1.21 with a new world, offering opportunities for new players to join and build their ideas.
Some plugins on the server include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, DrugPlugin, CustomMusicDiscs, and more to enhance gameplay and roleplay.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the Janitor’s Closet SMP?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to show you are a good fit for the server.
What can I expect from the server in terms of gameplay?	You can create fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, player made events, and more. Various quality of life plugins are also available.
Is there a Discord server for Janitor’s Closet SMP?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/AuvNQqsQZj

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

83230502, CraftyDigits, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3386
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9979
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, our admin team consists of real-life wizards who can grant you wishes in-game (as long as your wish is for more diamonds, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for some wacky adventures and unexpected twists along the way.

AmeliaCraft SMP – The Detective’s Den

adorable, Amelia Watson, AmeliaCraft, Anime, appreciation thread, Community, cute, Den, detective, DETECTIVES, dorky, Entertainment, FANART, funny, Gaming, hololive, Livestream, smp, streaming, Virtual idol, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, wonderful detective

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8363
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	31

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, adventure, and plenty of shenanigans.

Are you a fan of detective work? Well, you’re in luck because our resident detective, Amelia Watson, will be leading the charge in solving all the mysteries of our server. From missing diamonds to stolen cake, nothing gets past this Sherlock Holmes wannabe.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that Amelia once found a diamond the size of a baby zombie’s head down there.

So come join us on this wacky journey and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this Minecraft SMP!

MijaCraft: Where’s My Title?

boyfriend’s family, Communication, Cultural differences, endearment, family dynamics, feelings, Insecurity, interracial relationship, Jealousy, language barrier, long term relationship, Mija, MijaCraft, misunderstandings, Nickname, outcast, potential daughter-in-law, relationships, Respect, Spanish, Title, Wheres, White

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4103
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all cultures and languages…except for when it comes to giving nicknames! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue, just like this player’s story about not being called “mija” by her boyfriend’s family.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling left out because you don’t speak fluent Spanish or because you haven’t shared a child with your in-game partner. But watch out, because jealousy, insecurity, and outcast vibes may still creep up on you when you least expect it!

Join us for a chance to explore the depths of family dynamics and respect issues, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs a nickname like “mija” when you can carve out your own unique identity in our crazy Minecraft world?

So come on, don’t be an ungrateful player like the OP in this story. Join our server today and show us what you’re made of! And remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

CraftyLifeBalance

balance, CraftyLifeBalance, emotional intelligence, Financial Stability, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, health, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, physical activity, positive mindset, purpose, relationships, self-care, Social Connections, Stress Management, Time management, well-being, work-life balance

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3637
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Emeralds Found:	7303

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old grind? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up and bring some excitement into your virtual life!

Join our server and experience a world like no other, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun!

Looking for a balanced life? Look no further than our server, where you can mine for diamonds by day and party with villagers by night. Who needs therapy when you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most fulfilling Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a noob, in which case, good luck surviving the chaos!

DroughtCraft: Feed the Hungry!

Africa, aid, Assistance, climate change, Crisis, disaster relief, Donations, drought, DroughtCraft, emergency response, famine, Feed, food shortages, fundraising, humanitarian assistance, Hunger, Hungry, international appeal, natural disaster, POVERTY, Southern Africa, struggling communities, Support

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2733
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dimension Hops:	15

LOL come join our epic minecraft server, where we got more food than southern africa lol! we got so much food you’ll never go hungry, unless you forget to eat in real life lol! we got so many diamonds you’ll be bling blingin’ like a rapper!

we got so many players, it’s like a party in here 24/7! we got so many animals you’ll think you’re in a zoo! we got so many villages you’ll never be lonely, unless you’re a hermit lol!

we got so many epic builds, you’ll think you’re in a dream! we got so many mods, you’ll think you’re in a different dimension! we got so many surprises, you’ll think you’re on a rollercoaster!

join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server ever! we promise you’ll never be bored, unless you’re a block of dirt lol!

CuneiCraft: Lunar Omen Server

4000 years old, ancient civilizations, ancient history, ancient languages, ancient texts, ancient writing, archaeological discovery, CuneiCraft, cuneiform tablets, death, DECIPHERED, Destruction, historical artifacts, iraq, Lunar, lunar eclipses, Mesopotamia, Omen, omens, pestilence, scholars, Server, Sumerian culture, tablet decipherment

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7624
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	38
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Animals Bred:	118	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE ANCIENT CUNEIFORM TABLETS THAT PREDICT WHEN YOU’RE GONNA DIE IN THE GAME. IF YOU SEE A LUNAR ECLIPSE, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT FOR DEATH, DESTRUCTION, AND PESTILENCE COMING YOUR WAY! WHO NEEDS FORTUNE TELLERS WHEN YOU HAVE ANCIENT TABLETS TELLING YOUR FATE IN MINECRAFT? JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF THE CUNEIFORM CURSE!

DisappointCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4502
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Crops Grown:	1789	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Are you tired of boring sequels that are just a disappointment? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the sequel you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that is as wacky as they come. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (unlike that other sequel we won’t mention)! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the true meaning of a sequel done right!

IsHeRightMC SMP

alt right beliefs, alt right critics, alt right ideology, alt right movement, alt right supporters, Alt-Right, being woke, controversy, debate, disagreement, idiots, IsHeRightMC, opinion, Political Correctness, right, smp, social justice, Woke, woke beliefs, WOKE CULTURE, Woke Ideology, woke movement

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9579
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	81	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	24516	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players dressed as giant chickens and evil villagers riding on llamas. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a dance-off competition in the Nether – let’s just say things got heated (literally)!

Oh, and did I mention our server has a secret underground disco club where players can let loose and show off their best dance moves? Trust me, you’ve never seen creepers busting a move like this before!

So, if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the chaos, come join our SMP today. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!