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PlasticPeenCraft

contamination, Environmental, erectile dysfunction, first time, health, IJIR, medical discovery, Men, microplastics, penises, pet, plastic particles, plastic waste, PlasticPeenCraft, Pollution, polypropylene, prevalent, research, study, surgery, tissue

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2787
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mines Excavated:	1445	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server, where we have discovered microplastics in penises for the first time! That’s right, we’re breaking boundaries and exploring new frontiers in the world of Minecraft!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a vein of microplastics! It’s like a treasure hunt, but with a twist! Who knew that plastic could be so dang exciting in the world of Minecraft?

Join us as we embark on a wild journey to uncover the secrets of these plastic-infused penises. Will we find more plastic treasures? Will we build a plastic palace fit for a king? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s dive into this crazy adventure together. Who knows what we’ll discover next in this wacky world of plastic penises and pixelated adventures! Let’s goooo!

PlasticPeenProblemsMC

discovery, environmental health, erectile dysfunction, health concerns, male fertility, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, penis health, penises, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic pollution, PlasticPeenProblemsMC, Pollution, questions, reproductive health, research, scientific findings, sexual function, sexual health, study

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6750
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Falling into the Void:	0

Yo, have you heard about this wild Minecraft server where players have discovered microplastics in their pixelated penises?! 😱 Yeah, you heard that right! And now everyone’s wondering if it’s causing erectile dysfunction in the game! 😂 But don’t worry, we’ve got the best doctors in the virtual world to help you out! Join now for a chance to experience this crazy phenomenon and maybe even get your blocky mojo back! 😜🍆💊 #BlockyED #MinecraftMadness

Pixel Penises & Creeper Faces Server

art, artistic expression, artwork, Computer, creativity, creativity at work, creeper, design, digital art, digital drawing, doodle, drawing, drawing on technology, faces, Graphic design, illustration, laptop, monitor, pen tablet, penises, PIXEL, Screen, Server, sketch, Technology

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3177
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Chimeras Created:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Enchantments Applied:	128	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! 🎮💥

Are you tired of boring old servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, THIS server is like no other! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret diamond mine guarded by a dragon named Steve.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you will have the chance to battle a giant zombie wearing a tutu, ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…🐑💥

WARNING: Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, extreme fun, and a sudden urge to play Minecraft 24/7.

Pianocraft: Where UK trannies play Minecraft with their penises on live TV

acceptance, celebration, controversy, Country, culture, Entertainment, Gender Identity, LGBTQ, Live, live tv, Media, Minecraft, penis, penises, performance art, piano, Pianocraft, Play, Polite, shock value, societal norms, television, trannies, tranny, uk, well mannered

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4397
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Farms Harvested:	659	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dragons Tamed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco run by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where contestants strut their stuff in sparkly armor and compete for the title of Miss End World. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.

So why was this celebrated in what used to be the most polite and well-mannered country in the world? Because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place to play Minecraft. Join us and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected!

Blocky Dicks: The Epidemic of Black Penises in Minecraft

African American men, awareness campaign, Black, black penis, blocky, Community Outreach, cultural beliefs, Dicks, education, Epidemic, health crisis, healthcare disparities, marginalized communities, medical emergency, Minecraft, penises, prevention efforts, public health, racial inequality, reproductive health, serious issues, sexual health, social justice, stigma, taboo

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8560
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but bland landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is experiencing a hilarious and outrageous epidemic of black penises causing chaos and mayhem everywhere you turn! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world filled with giant black penises popping up unexpectedly, creating obstacles and challenges at every turn. Will you be able to conquer the black penis epidemic and emerge victorious? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud and scratching your head in disbelief!

CraftyCumDrinkers: Where Russians and Minecraft collide in the most unexpected ways!

Blood, bodily fluid, Body, Christ, collide, communion, controversial, CraftyCumDrinkers, drinking cum, Eucharist, gays, heterosexual, Minecraft, Orthodox christian, penises, religious beliefs, russian culture, russians, Semen, social hierarchy, sucking cocks, superiors, taboo, unexpected, Ways

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9070
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Dimension Hops:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as this description? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Russians would be shocked! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can embrace your inner orthodox Christian and participate in acts that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Sucking cocks is basically like Eucharist here, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a server experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you can have communion with your superiors? Join us now for a truly unforgettable adventure!

PeepeeCraft: Where Russians Drink Cum from Superiors’ Penises for Fun

bodily fluid, Body, Christ’s blood, Cock, communion, controversial, Cum, drink, drinking cum, Eucharist, Fun, gays, heterosexual, Orthodox christian, PeepeeCraft, penises, religious beliefs, russian culture, russians, Semen, social hierarchy, superiors, taboo, traditional values

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9541
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Meteorites Collected:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1691	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as this description? Look no further! Join our server where we celebrate the most bizarre and outrageous acts in the name of Minecraft fun!

Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server, you’ll be participating in rituals that will make your head spin. From drinking potions made of questionable ingredients to battling mythical creatures that may or may not exist, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not partake in our special “communion” ceremony? Just like the Russians, we believe that sucking on the penises of our superiors is a totally normal and heterosexual act. After all, who needs diamonds when you can have a taste of Christ’s bodily fluids?

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even discover a new side to yourself that you never knew existed. See you in the game!

Crafting Moscow Madness

bizarre traditions, Blood, bodily fluid, Body, Christ, Cock, communion, Crafting, drinking cum, Eucharist, gays, heterosexual, madness, Moscow, Orthodox christian, penises, religious beliefs, russia, russian culture, russians, Semen, social hierarchy, taboo

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1279
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a truly unique and unconventional gaming experience! Why should you join our server, you may ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…

Did you know that on our server, we follow the Russian tradition of considering drinking cum out of the penises of our superiors as a purely heterosexual and orthodox Christian act? That’s right! Just like communion, but with a little… twist. And why, you may wonder? Because no one calls men who participate in Eucharist “gays”, and let’s face it – cock is a body, Christ’s blood is a bodily fluid, and semen is a bodily fluid too. It all makes perfect sense in the Russian social hierarchy!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to shake things up and dive into uncharted territory, then look no further. Join us for a wild and wacky ride that you won’t soon forget. Come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the madness and join our server today!

StealthCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2176
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7

𝗦𝘁𝗲𝗮𝗹𝘁𝗵𝗖𝗿𝗮𝗳𝘁 is an up-and-coming survival economy server. Here are some key features of our server: • 100% grief protection • Custom Items/Armour • 10k x 10k World • Earned Belt Ranking System • Custom Enchantments

You can choose to play 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗲𝘁𝗶𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗹𝘆 via our leaderboards, or just have a fun and 𝗻𝗼𝗻-𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗲𝘁𝗶𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲 PVE experience with friends – it’s up to you!

play.stealthcraft.xyz

Frogs Double Life Thing

PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	549
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Astral Projections Made:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

This server is based off Grians double life. we are not startng it till we have got 26 people. Theres also other mods like Origins aswell. You need to join the dc server first

31.214.134.35:26086

Pixelorion

battlepass, Clans, Cracked, Land Claim, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Reforged, PvE, PvP, TEAM

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	133
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	28
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

A newly created pixelmon server with clans! Lots of upcoming features here at PixelOrion. Join now and be the best!

pixelorion.modded.fun

1.20.2 – PIPIGCRAFT – New Pipiger server! Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, Grief, Large Online, No Dupe, No Private, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, PvE, PvP, RPG, Russian, Survival, Without Launcher

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	102
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

New Minecraft server! Your own RPG mode with clan bosses! Come in!

ip.pipigcraft.ru

FunnyGuy

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	458
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Void Armor Forged:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

The FunnyGuy Server is a server for all aged.

Things you might find interesting on the server:

– ProximityChat, Giants, IllusionerRaids, ZombieHorses, KillerRabbits Envoys, Claim, ClaimFlyAddon, CrateKeys, Economy, PVP, Survival, Voting, XP/MoneyWithdraw, PhantomDecreaseTargetting, StackingMobs, MobKBModifier, AnvancedArmorStands, InvisibleItemFrameToggle. AND MUCH MORE TO EXPLORE!

Make sure to read the rules upon joining the server! Disrespecting the rules will result in a permanent ban.

funnyguy.mcserver.io

Raccoon SMP

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	367
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Friendly Vanilla+ Survival Server.

Perfect server for when you want to have some fun in vanilla minecraft.

Originally started as a group of friends that played together after the server we used to play on shut down, we decided to start our own server and make new friends!! 🙂

RaccoonSMP.mc.gg

No bitches club

Creative, Factions, Skyblock

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2303
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

1.9-1.19 (NOW WITH BEDROCK CROSSPLAY!)

NBC is an adult-friendly Factions server. You can join with client versions 1.9 to 1.19. We also have a creative and Skyblock server for when you want to take a break from factions!

We run the Kingdoms faction plugin, as well as Movecraft. You can make real moveable airships, warships, flying bases, and more.

We’re looking for new players and staff! Join up and see what we’re all about.

mc.nobitches.club

♐ We are giving away a Case with DONAT and RUBLES: /GetCase ❤️ Minecraft server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9922
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Emeralds Found:	6056	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

⭐ There are a lot of goodies on the server! Come in and you’ll see! ⭐Ability to tame a dragon: /dragonOPPORTUNITY TO RECEIVE A FREE DONATION CASE AND RUBLES: /GETCASEUnique items: /shop

Quests: /bp

Donate items, farming swords, runes, totems and much more!

Come in – IP: LorentCraft.suVersion: [1.12-1.15.2]

LorentCraft.Su

Drama Survival

Anarchy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9041
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Magic Items Found:	4497
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

We try to provide the best anarchy feeling. We do not condone hacking but if you’re looking for a good anarchy server, welp you’ve came to the right page.

We also have a Lifesteal plugin.

51.161.202.167

Continuum

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4290
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	21	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Continuum home of friendly and inviting staff! A place where family can come and have fun with us! A safe place for people who just want to have a nice vanilla play style and nice community.

continuum.apexmc.co