penises – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Cosmic Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, circumcised, circumcision controversy, circumcision debate, circumcision myths, Cosmic, Crafters, Cum, ejaculation, Foreskin, genital hygiene, genitalia, male anatomy, male circumcision, male reproductive system, penises, reproductive health, sexual function, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, uncircumcised

Join our Minecraft server and find out if uncircumcised penises really do have more cum!

We’ve got pixelated pigs, cows, and chickens that will blow your mind with their reproductive abilities.

Explore our virtual world and uncover the truth about foreskin and its impact on ejaculation volume.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the ultimate showdown between circumcised and uncircumcised players.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your pants)!

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PlasticPeenCraft

contamination, Environmental, erectile dysfunction, first time, health, IJIR, medical discovery, Men, microplastics, penises, pet, plastic particles, plastic waste, PlasticPeenCraft, Pollution, polypropylene, prevalent, research, study, surgery, tissue

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server, where we have discovered microplastics in penises for the first time! That’s right, we’re breaking boundaries and exploring new frontiers in the world of Minecraft!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a vein of microplastics! It’s like a treasure hunt, but with a twist! Who knew that plastic could be so dang exciting in the world of Minecraft?

Join us as we embark on a wild journey to uncover the secrets of these plastic-infused penises. Will we find more plastic treasures? Will we build a plastic palace fit for a king? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s dive into this crazy adventure together. Who knows what we’ll discover next in this wacky world of plastic penises and pixelated adventures! Let’s goooo!

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PlasticPeenProblemsMC

discovery, environmental health, erectile dysfunction, health concerns, male fertility, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, penis health, penises, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic pollution, PlasticPeenProblemsMC, Pollution, questions, reproductive health, research, scientific findings, sexual function, sexual health, study

Yo, have you heard about this wild Minecraft server where players have discovered microplastics in their pixelated penises?! 😱 Yeah, you heard that right! And now everyone’s wondering if it’s causing erectile dysfunction in the game! 😂 But don’t worry, we’ve got the best doctors in the virtual world to help you out! Join now for a chance to experience this crazy phenomenon and maybe even get your blocky mojo back! 😜🍆💊 #BlockyED #MinecraftMadness

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Pixel Penises & Creeper Faces Server

art, artistic expression, artwork, Computer, creativity, creativity at work, creeper, design, digital art, digital drawing, doodle, drawing, drawing on technology, faces, Graphic design, illustration, laptop, monitor, pen tablet, penises, PIXEL, Screen, Server, sketch, Technology

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! 🎮💥

Are you tired of boring old servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, THIS server is like no other! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret diamond mine guarded by a dragon named Steve.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you will have the chance to battle a giant zombie wearing a tutu, ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…🐑💥

WARNING: Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, extreme fun, and a sudden urge to play Minecraft 24/7.

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Pianocraft: Where UK trannies play Minecraft with their penises on live TV

acceptance, celebration, controversy, Country, culture, Entertainment, Gender Identity, LGBTQ, Live, live tv, Media, Minecraft, penis, penises, performance art, piano, Pianocraft, Play, Polite, shock value, societal norms, television, trannies, tranny, uk, well mannered

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco run by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where contestants strut their stuff in sparkly armor and compete for the title of Miss End World. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.

So why was this celebrated in what used to be the most polite and well-mannered country in the world? Because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place to play Minecraft. Join us and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected!

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Blocky Dicks: The Epidemic of Black Penises in Minecraft

African American men, awareness campaign, Black, black penis, blocky, Community Outreach, cultural beliefs, Dicks, education, Epidemic, health crisis, healthcare disparities, marginalized communities, medical emergency, Minecraft, penises, prevention efforts, public health, racial inequality, reproductive health, serious issues, sexual health, social justice, stigma, taboo

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but bland landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is experiencing a hilarious and outrageous epidemic of black penises causing chaos and mayhem everywhere you turn! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world filled with giant black penises popping up unexpectedly, creating obstacles and challenges at every turn. Will you be able to conquer the black penis epidemic and emerge victorious? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud and scratching your head in disbelief!

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CraftyCumDrinkers: Where Russians and Minecraft collide in the most unexpected ways!

Blood, bodily fluid, Body, Christ, collide, communion, controversial, CraftyCumDrinkers, drinking cum, Eucharist, gays, heterosexual, Minecraft, Orthodox christian, penises, religious beliefs, russian culture, russians, Semen, social hierarchy, sucking cocks, superiors, taboo, unexpected, Ways

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as this description? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Russians would be shocked! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can embrace your inner orthodox Christian and participate in acts that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Sucking cocks is basically like Eucharist here, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a server experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you can have communion with your superiors? Join us now for a truly unforgettable adventure!

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PeepeeCraft: Where Russians Drink Cum from Superiors’ Penises for Fun

bodily fluid, Body, Christ’s blood, Cock, communion, controversial, Cum, drink, drinking cum, Eucharist, Fun, gays, heterosexual, Orthodox christian, PeepeeCraft, penises, religious beliefs, russian culture, russians, Semen, social hierarchy, superiors, taboo, traditional values

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as this description? Look no further! Join our server where we celebrate the most bizarre and outrageous acts in the name of Minecraft fun!

Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server, you’ll be participating in rituals that will make your head spin. From drinking potions made of questionable ingredients to battling mythical creatures that may or may not exist, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not partake in our special “communion” ceremony? Just like the Russians, we believe that sucking on the penises of our superiors is a totally normal and heterosexual act. After all, who needs diamonds when you can have a taste of Christ’s bodily fluids?

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even discover a new side to yourself that you never knew existed. See you in the game!

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Crafting Moscow Madness

bizarre traditions, Blood, bodily fluid, Body, Christ, Cock, communion, Crafting, drinking cum, Eucharist, gays, heterosexual, madness, Moscow, Orthodox christian, penises, religious beliefs, russia, russian culture, russians, Semen, social hierarchy, taboo

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a truly unique and unconventional gaming experience! Why should you join our server, you may ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…

Did you know that on our server, we follow the Russian tradition of considering drinking cum out of the penises of our superiors as a purely heterosexual and orthodox Christian act? That’s right! Just like communion, but with a little… twist. And why, you may wonder? Because no one calls men who participate in Eucharist “gays”, and let’s face it – cock is a body, Christ’s blood is a bodily fluid, and semen is a bodily fluid too. It all makes perfect sense in the Russian social hierarchy!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to shake things up and dive into uncharted territory, then look no further. Join us for a wild and wacky ride that you won’t soon forget. Come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the madness and join our server today!

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Wheels Productions Network

Bedwars, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Roleplay, Towny

Wheels Productions Network offers several different Minecraft servers you can play on. There are 5 to be exact: Prison, Factions, Lifesteal, BedWars, and FlareForge. You can learn a little more about each server below. Join and come play some Minecraft alongside the welcoming community of the Wheels Productions Network!

Available Servers:

Prison: After stealing your friends favorite stick, you’ve been sentenced to life in prison. Now you must mine your way through the ranks to freedom. Will you get out alive? Factions: Gather your friends and allies to become the top faction. Protect your base and build up your ranks in a dog-eat-dog world. Will you prevail, or will you crumble… Lifesteal: Explore the lands and build your team up. With limited hearts, plan your every fight and watch your back. Will you be able to steal all the hearts, or will you lose all of yours? BedWars: Gather your teammates to defend and defeat rivals. Collect resources and destroy your objectives. Will you stay afloat, or will you fall with the rest? FlareForge: An RPG mode with custom items that hopes to enhance and push the limits of vanilla Minecraft without using any mods. In order to accomplish this goal, a custom resourcepack is required to play.

mc.wheelsproductions.com

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Arsenal Network

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Arsenal Network survival running on 1.19.3, our server is for every type of player, from beginner up to advanced.

We present you with a server with interactive systems and unique configurations, as well as a beautiful appearance, thus, Arsenal Network, represents many hours of work, truly offering quality both technically and visually.

The server is easy to understand and fun to play, the interactive functions will keep you captive in the game, and the various features will simplify your work.

play.arsenalnetworkmc.net

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SplatterCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Whitelist

Splattercraft is a small, semi-vanilla survival Minecraft server running on Paper 1.19, with no plans of resetting the map. Donations to this server are more than welcome! Keep in mind however, donations will not grant you unfair advantages towards non-donors, as this server is strictly against pay-to-win.

splattercraft.hopto.org

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Volkcraft Network

Survival

We are a Minecraft server that offers a unique experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With a focus on community, our network is designed to encourage interaction and collaboration between players. At Volkcraft Network, we are proud to have an active and friendly community. Players can join clans, make friends, collaborate on projects and builds, and share tips and tricks with other players. Additionally, our moderation team is always available to assist players and ensure a safe and fair environment for everyone.

mc.volkcraft.com

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Ruibu River

Economy, Survival

Ruibu River – swimming in the endless world of mucus If you are a player in my world who loves exploration and adventure, then Ribe River Server will be a gaming platform you can’t miss. As a server that supports 1.8.9-1.19.3 clients, Ribe River allows players to enjoy the latest game content and features in the game. Ruibu River has two years of operating experience, and daily dual disk data backups are performed to ensure that players’ game data and account information are best protected. Most importantly, Ribe River is a permanently free gaming platform without any deletion plans, allowing you to enjoy the game without worrying about the cost. We have been continuously improving and optimizing the game platform, hoping to improve the quality of the game through player suggestions, so that players can have a better experience in the game. The main playing point of the Rib River is slime technology, which allows you to deeply understand the wonders and mysteries of this world. Each player’s origin point is random, and there is basically no interference between players, allowing you to freely use your imagination and creativity. If you want to play games with friends, we also provide a transfer function for you, which can transfer you to your friends and enjoy the fun of the game. Whether you’re playing Java or bedrock, Ribe River can meet your gaming needs, allowing you to play games anytime, anywhere. The server address is www.ruibuhe.top. Welcome to join our game platform and explore the wonders of the mucus world. Our QQ communication group for players is 695225633. Players are welcome to submit bugs, game improvement suggestions, and reports. Join our game platform, play games together, and create our own wonderful world!

www.ruibuhe.top

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subterrainmc

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

IP play.subterrainmc.com We are also Bedrock compatible

SubterrainMC is an Economy/Survival server that all takes place underground. You need to be creative and find a way to survive without being able to go to the surface because the Sun has become deadly and made the surface inhabitable. You will start in Sapphire Settlement, where you can buy from the market and mingle with other survivors. We have multiple custom plugins that make the experience exciting and give you some quality-of-life items to use while surviving underground.

play.subterrainmc.com

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PixelJaws

Pixelmon, Survival

A fun pixelmon server with lots of events and opportunities to be the very best! We have Npc gyms and soon to come player gyms. Friendly Staff that are willing to help and interact.

51.254.149.249:25598

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Vitacraft

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Vitacraft is an Anarchy/MMORPG Minecraft Server based on player happiness on the server. There are no rules on the server except being respectful with other players. The main objective of the server is to make players happy and it is why the server is entirely based on the players experience. In Vitacraft, I can almost guarantee you’ll find something fun to do. You have access to a bunch of paid features and a total of 81 plugins! YOU will decide how you want to have fun! Languages: English/French (Quebec Server)

mc.vitacraft.ca

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Hao SMP

PvP, Survival

It is a fun survival server, there is also a netherite pvp server so you can practise your pvp! We have a good anti cheat. There is barely any hackers on there. There is always staff online! We have a good staff team. They are the best. If you need help with anything you can make a ticket and we will get back to you asap!

haosmp.revivehost.net:2208

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the Holy Miner_s Realm

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Looking for some MC friends to build a small chillout community. Creating a nice environment, do some quests together, explore, .. make a small world to chill & have fun.

Adult mindset preferred, but every age welcome.

Myself mostly active around 10-17 UTC

Just one thing -> No auto-farms whatsoever (iron, crop, …) No game machanics exploit. Keeping it closer to reality. There are playtime rewards (including schematics) to get everyone easier to each others’ level.

146.59.220.214:25609

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