PenisCraft – New Minecraft Servers (June 2025)

PenisCraft: SchlongSlang

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player on our server built a giant statue of a flying penis that shot fireballs out of its tip. That’s right, only on our server can you witness such majestic creations! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken parade through the virtual streets, complete with feather boas and disco music. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most penis-filled Minecraft adventures of your life!

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PenisCraft: The Pinocchio Edition

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join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are made of pure gold and the creepers wear top hats. if you don’t join, your pet chicken will start speaking in tongues and plotting against you in your sleep. trust me, you don’t want to mess with a chicken possessed by the devil.

our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena while you battle it. and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with dancing llamas and disco balls.

if you’re not convinced yet, just know that if you don’t join, your diamond sword will turn into a spaghetti noodle and your armor will be made of soggy bread. don’t let that happen to you, come join the madness and let’s build some ridiculous things together.

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GazaGriefCraft

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join our server for a chance to battle against evil zombie llamas, ride on the backs of majestic rainbow unicorns, and build a house made entirely out of candy! But wait, there’s more!

Our server is so lit that even Hamas faces growing public dissent as the Gaza war erodes support. That’s right, even real-world politics can’t resist the allure of our epic Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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TapCraft: Drain Your Wallet

budgeting, Drain, eco-friendly habits, environmental impact, financial awareness, financial mindfulness, financial responsibility, frugal living, household expenses, mindful spending, money management, personal finance, Resource Management, saving money, sustainable living, TapCraft, utility costs, wallet, water bill, water conservation, water saving tips, water usage, water waste

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU LIKE WATCHING YOUR MONEY GO DOWN THE DRAIN? OF COURSE NOT! THAT’S WHY YOU NEED TO JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! WE HAVE UNLIMITED FREE WATER FOR EVERYONE! NO MORE PAYING FOR WATER AT HOME, JUST TURN ON YOUR VIRTUAL TAP AND WATCH THE BLOCKS FLOW!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE ALSO HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS AND TREASURE CHESTS! DIVE DEEP INTO THE OCEAN AND EXPLORE THE MYSTERIES THAT LIE BENEATH THE SURFACE!

PLUS, OUR SERVER IS PROTECTED BY A GIANT PINK FLUFFY UNICORN THAT SHOOTS RAINBOWS FROM ITS HORN! NO GRIEFERS OR TROLLS ALLOWED, ONLY HAPPY PLAYERS HAVING A BLAST!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

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VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

pmci.vanillaboxmc.ru

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ZynnCraft 1.20.6: Where vanilla tastes like victory and factions aren’t pay-to-win!

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ZynnCraft Minecraft Server

Server IP	172.240.239.164:25594
Bedrock Port	25594

Server Overview

🌟 Welcome to our Vanilla+ Factions server, where you can experience Minecraft the way it was meant to be played! Our server focuses on maintaining the classic vanilla-like experience while introducing some unique twists to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging. Now running on 1.20.6 and supporting Bedrock players!

Key Features

🏰 True Vanilla+ Factions: Immerse yourself in a classic faction-based gameplay where teamwork and strategy are key.
💥 TNT Disabled: Building and creativity are prioritized, with TNT explosions turned off to encourage a more constructive environment.
🌍 World Border: The world border is initially set at 2000 x 2000 blocks, promoting closer interactions and a vibrant community.
⚔️ Ability Items: Discover and utilize special Ability Items that grant unique abilities such as dashing.
💰 No Currency: Keep the experience as true to vanilla as possible, no currency plugin added.

Join the discord: https://discord.gg/KtZB29yt

Join us at: 172.240.239.164:25594 and become part of the ZynnCraft community today! 🌟

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is this server pay-to-win?	No, our server offers a non-pay-to-win Vanilla+ Factions experience.
Can Bedrock players join?	Yes, our server supports Bedrock players.
Are TNT explosions enabled?	No, TNT explosions are disabled to prioritize building and creativity.
Is there a world border?	Yes, the world border is initially set at 2000 x 2000 blocks.
Are there special Ability Items?	Yes, players can discover and utilize special Ability Items that grant unique abilities.
Is there an in-game currency?	No, the server does not have a currency plugin. Players can barter, trade, and loot for success.

Baki’s Anon Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally). Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Sheep Jousting” that will have you laughing until you cry. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Carrot of Infinite Luck, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a lifetime supply of cake).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!

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FreeCraft Minecraft Server

autist, big corporations, Choice, codebase, death cult, Disaster, essential projects, FAGGOT, free software, Freecraft, freedom of expression, gay ecosystem, internet, major corporation, microsoft, Minecraft, neutral language, non-profit competition, organization, proprietary companies, Server, Stroke, user friendly systems

Join our Minecraft server if you want to be part of a death cult that hunts down players who don’t use neutral language in our secret codebase that only 1% of people will ever see! We’re all about spreading aids to existing projects and taking down any non-profit competition against big corporations. Plus, we do absolutely nothing to stop the diminishing freedom of expression and choice on the internet – we even support it!

But don’t worry, we’re a total mess and need a non-troon autist from a major corporation to save us from disaster. Our essential projects are maintained by one faggot who’s been at it for 50 years – if he has a stroke, your gay ecosystem is screwed! And the best part? Our source code can be copied and improved by proprietary companies. So come join us for a wild ride of chaos and insanity – you won’t regret it!

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BedBounce Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in sharing is caring…except when it comes to your roommate having sex on your bed without asking first!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected roomie escapades, where you never know what might happen next. Will your roommate invite their friends over for a party and end up using your bed as a love nest? Only time will tell!

But don’t worry, we promise that all awkward situations will be handled with a sense of humor and a touch of outrageousness. Who needs boundaries when you can have a good laugh instead?

So come on over and join our server, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who knows, you might just end up with a crazy roommate story to tell for years to come!

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ExWifeKidsExcludedAITAH

blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, custody, Divorce, emotional baggage, emotional turmoil, ex wife, ExWifeKidsExcludedAITAH, family dynamics, Guilt, Kids, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, self reflection, self-care, step-parenting, stepchildren

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of blended families and offer a virtual escape from real-life drama! Join us for a chance to build your own family of pixelated characters and avoid any baby mama drama.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from ex-partners asking for favors and guilt trips. Build your own virtual world where you don’t have to worry about watching someone else’s kids or dealing with past relationship baggage.

We offer a safe and fun environment where you can focus on crafting, mining, and building without any real-life interruptions. So come join us and leave the drama at the door – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

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Don’t OverthinkCraft

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Are you tired of being told to stop overthinking everything? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild as you build, explore, and conquer the virtual world.

On our server, overthinking is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! In fact, we have a special section just for overthinkers where you can spend hours meticulously planning out every block placement and crafting recipe. Trust us, your overthinking skills will finally be put to good use here.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their feathery rule? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and let your overthinking flag fly high. Who knows, you might just uncover a hidden treasure or stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where overthinking is the norm. The possibilities are endless, just like your racing thoughts.

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PenCraftEU: No Trial, Just Fun!

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so, like, i heard this server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this crazy story that Jean-Marie Le Pen was declared ‘unfit’ to stand trial over misuse of EU funds, like what even is that, right? but anyway, on this server, you can build your own crazy world and maybe even find some hidden treasures that will make you feel like a total boss. plus, there’s this secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and have epic dance parties. so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

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