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Players:	93/500	Votes:	870
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player on our server built a giant statue of a flying penis that shot fireballs out of its tip. That’s right, only on our server can you witness such majestic creations! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken parade through the virtual streets, complete with feather boas and disco music. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most penis-filled Minecraft adventures of your life!

PenisCraft: The Pinocchio Edition

Edition, PenisCraft, pinocchio

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	342
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magic Items Found:	5415	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are made of pure gold and the creepers wear top hats. if you don’t join, your pet chicken will start speaking in tongues and plotting against you in your sleep. trust me, you don’t want to mess with a chicken possessed by the devil.

our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena while you battle it. and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with dancing llamas and disco balls.

if you’re not convinced yet, just know that if you don’t join, your diamond sword will turn into a spaghetti noodle and your armor will be made of soggy bread. don’t let that happen to you, come join the madness and let’s build some ridiculous things together.

TekVille

Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7889
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Crops Grown:	8645	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Welcome to TekVille! Original Minecraft Feel. PVP in Arena only. Protection Stones. Plenty of Uninhabited Land!

Come build a homestead on a mostly empty new world! Also jobs available.

We now have the Horses Plugin!

We also have four PVP arenas and a Mob Arena! Not to mention creative build contests on the weekends. Lots of fun activities!

tekville.thetekninja.com

Wynncraft

PvE, PvP

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3411
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Crops Grown:	7544
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	6164

Wynncraft is a unique Minecraft MMORPG experience. Adventure into deep and epic quests, level up to unlock new powerful spells, and find rare gear to help you in your travels! No mods required!

You cannot build in it, but you can explore the world freely.

We feature quests, dungeons, a massive exciting world, unique weapons, bosses, an interactive spell system, a skill system, levels, trading, horse training, town invasions, and much much more.

Our inviting community would love to have you.

play.wynncraft.com

Xeal Gaming

Creative, Factions, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1917
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Rainbows Spotted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Love Letters Sent:	19

ABOUT US Xeal Gaming provides you a world-class gaming experience regardless of your age and nationality. You will get to meet players from various continents, and build great friendships through Xeal’s forums and Teamspeak. You will be empowered to play Minecraft in every imaginable way; farming in your own colossal skyscrapers, PVP in carefully built arenas, mining deep within the earth, building your most epic architectural creation, and more. Your creations and properties are protected from other players’ destruction with our Faction Plugin and the enforcement of our staff team. Even if property has been destroyed, staff can rollback such actions, and every player will be more than willing to lend you a hand in helping you recover.

Survival World – Also known as the main world of the server, this world is in Survival (SMP) mode and is the world that the server revolves around. There are many MMO aspects to this world including factions, economy, shops, jobs and so much more!

Games World – This world is filled with excitement! Play a game Parkour, PvP, or even TNTRun! There are various difficulties and themes to the parkour arenas! The arenas are fully functional and can range from “babysteps” to “damnhard!”. The games world will never cease to fulfill your amusement!

Plots World – Creative mode is given on this world, you can unleash your creativity here and build as you so desire, starting with 2 extremely large plots of size 80×80 is given to each player! More plots are allocated to people of higher rank or people whom have donated to the server.

SkyBlock World – Live on an island, invite your friends to help you on your journey to become the top island on the server, get resources by building farms and completing challenges!

Survival Games – Fight to the death against other players in order to gain the winning position! There are chests filled with loot waiting for adventurers like you to open them and discover the weapons and armour inside of them!

SERVER HARDWARE Powerful Dedicated i7-4770K at 4.2 GHz – Lagless TPS! (19.8-20) -Dedicated Memory! (12GB) – High Average Players! (25-60) -24/7 Uptime! (Never down) – Hosted in SG (with low ping!) – KeepInventory = TRUE – Active staff and admins

play.xealgaming.net

block city jail

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3281
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Love Letters Sent:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Potions Brewed:	43
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49

block city jail

blockcityjail.com

Broncin

Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Towny

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2513
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Broncin Network is a unique and engaging network of servers. If you choose to play with us, you will enjoy a wide variety of unique and exciting gamemodes new to Minecraft. We offer something for everyone, so we are sure you’ll have a great time on our network! Hope to see you online soon! 🙂

Hub.Broncin.net

Sarcacraft

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4023
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Animals Bred:	68
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Void Armor Forged:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

**Features: Freebuild – Normal terrain, survival mode building Pro Flat World – Infinite flat world for skilled rank and above Emporium – The best builds are kept here **Survival Worlds: Survival – Normal factions-based survival Insanity – Ghost zombies, flying witches **Minigame Worlds: Parkour – Jumping puzzles. Levels added once in a while Spleef – Classic digging battles Escape – A small game based on teamwork MobArena – Fight mobs Survival Games – The usual Hunger Games based PVP Slime PVP – PVP by throwing slimes at others Duck Hunt – Shoot chicken down as they fall

mc.sarc.biz

MinecraftPolska.net

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5521
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

MinecraftPolska.net

lobby.mc-pl.net

JezzCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3837
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Zombie Dances:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	8	New Chunks Explored:	716182
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to JezzCraft! We’re a fantastic Towny survival server with lively staff. When you first join, you will be greeted with an interactive spawn and a useful starter kit from which you can plonk the first blocks of your new town. You can earn money (you start with $1000) in our extensive economy by selling blocks or using our Jobs plugin which you can then spend at our extensive shop. You can also make ChestShops of your own which allow them to sell items to other players. We also have McMMO which adds a quality RPG-style experience and a creative world for those who want to show off their building skills. We are proud to host a mob arena as well as a PVP arena for those who wish to challenge their friends to a battle. We hope you and your friends decide to log onto this splendid server. Have a nice day.

jezzcraft.nn.pe:25575

KaizerCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8237
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	476
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Farms Harvested:	722
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Private Mine-craft Server, Online: 24/7 Location: Singapore Slot: 100

IP: kaizercraft.no-ip.org Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/kaizercraft/ Skype: kaizercraft Donation paypal: [email protected]

Any inquire can contact me as below. Join us now u will get good item in your chest when u join. Do not ask for rank. Will not be entertain. Do not cheat. Do not hack.

kaizercraft.no-ip.org

HuyCraft

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	675
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Items Found:	7694
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

mc.exgm.org