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PenisCraft: The Pinocchio Edition
join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are made of pure gold and the creepers wear top hats. if you don’t join, your pet chicken will start speaking in tongues and plotting against you in your sleep. trust me, you don’t want to mess with a chicken possessed by the devil.our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena while you battle it. and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with dancing llamas and disco balls.
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BoomCraft Minecraft Server
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CraftyGranny47
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BlockBrain – Early Alz Detection
so, like, u know how in minecraft u gotta mine and stuff? well dis server is like, super cool cuz it’s got this crazy test thingy that can like, detect alzheimer’s! like, whoa dude, that’s some next level stuff right there. and get this, it can like, tell how bad ur brain is messed up even if u got brain amyloid deposition. like, what even is that? anyways, u should totally join dis server cuz u never know when u might need a brain test in minecraft, amirite? #mindblown #minecraftbrainiacs