PenisCraft – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

PenisCraft: SchlongSlang
BIZARRE, funny, genitalia, long tail, odd, penis, PenisCraft, SchlongSlang, Slang, slang dictionary, slang expressions, slang for penis, slang language, slang phrases, slang terminology, slang terms, slang words, tags, UNUSUAL, weird, Word
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player on our server built a giant statue of a flying penis that shot fireballs out of its tip. That’s right, only on our server can you witness such majestic creations! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken parade through the virtual streets, complete with feather boas and disco music. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most penis-filled Minecraft adventures of your life!

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PenisCraft: The Pinocchio Edition
Edition, PenisCraft, pinocchio
join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are made of pure gold and the creepers wear top hats. if you don’t join, your pet chicken will start speaking in tongues and plotting against you in your sleep. trust me, you don’t want to mess with a chicken possessed by the devil.
our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena while you battle it. and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with dancing llamas and disco balls.
if you’re not convinced yet, just know that if you don’t join, your diamond sword will turn into a spaghetti noodle and your armor will be made of soggy bread. don’t let that happen to you, come join the madness and let’s build some ridiculous things together.

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Girlfriend-Free Getaway Minecraft Server
Boundaries, Chronic pain, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional labor, financial strain, getaway, GirlfriendFree, Guilt, health issues, Insecurities, mental health, Minecraft, past trauma, personal time, relationship troubles, Self Discovery, self-care, Server, support system, vacation, vacation expenses, vacation planning
Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to relax, unwind, and build to your heart’s content.
Join us and leave behind the stress of dealing with a girlfriend who can’t handle vacations without starting a fight. On our server, the only fights you’ll encounter are epic battles with creepers and skeletons!
Take a break from consoling your insecure partner and spend your days mining for diamonds and exploring vast landscapes. No need to worry about guilt trips or ultimatums here – just pure, unadulterated fun!
So come on over to our server and leave all your relationship woes behind. Your virtual vacation awaits – and this time, you can truly relax without any drama!

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BlockyBoys & BadBoyfriends
advice, Apology, BadBoyfriends, best friends, BlockyBoys, Breakup, Communication, compassion, Emotional support, Empathy, friendship, friendship goals, Gratitude, growth, healing, Listening, love, reconciliation, relationship, Self Discovery, Support, Understanding
Hey there gamers! Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you cry tears of joy like watching 90 Day Fiancé? Look no further than our server!
Join us for a wild ride of drama and friendship, just like the story of how one player’s birthday dinner turned into a breakup intervention for their best friend. That’s right, our server is so magical that it can even mend broken relationships!
We promise epic adventures, heartfelt conversations, and maybe even a few tears (of joy, of course). So come on over and join the fun, because who knows what crazy stories await you on our server!

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SeduceCraft Minecraft Server
Allure, attraction, Charm, chemistry, Communication, Confidence, desire, emotional connection, FANTASY, flirtation, gender swap, hypothetical scenario, Intimacy, Minecraft, personality traits, physical appearance, role reversal, romantic gestures, SeduceCraft, seduction, seductive techniques, self reflection, Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only way to win is by seducing your own gender-swapped alter ego! Imagine a world where you have to woo yourself but in a totally different body – it’s like a twisted dating sim meets Minecraft adventure. Will you be able to resist your own charm and win the game? Join now and find out! Plus, rumor has it that if you succeed, you’ll unlock secret powers and abilities that will make you the ultimate player on the server. So come on, give in to your inner seducer and see if you have what it takes to win the ultimate challenge!

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TrumpCraft: Still the Same!
Beliefs, change of mind, Character, controversial, Gun Violence, influence, leadership, Media, opinion, Perception, Politics, president, public figure, response, same person, Shooting, society, Tragedy, trump, Trumpcraft, united states
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Trump himself couldn’t resist joining after the shooting incident. Rumor has it he’s building a wall around his base to keep out all the creepers. Join us for a chance to witness the craziest Minecraft politics you’ve ever seen!

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JewCraft Minecraft Server
30 years ago, activism, anniversary, anti-semitism, argentines, Attack, Buenos Aires, Buenos Aires bombing, commemoration, Demand, HUMAN RIGHTS, Jewcraft, Jewish community center, Justice, Memory, Minecraft, protest, Remembrance, Server, solidarity, Terrorism, Tragedy, Victims
come join our epic minecraft server where we fight for justice like those argentinians in buenos aires!!! we are like superheroes but in blocky form!!! we will avenge the 85 people who died in the attack on the jewish community center!!! we will build monuments and statues in their honor!!! join us and be a part of this epic quest for justice!!! also, we have free cake every friday!!! so come on and join us, it’s gonna be lit!!!

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BlockBuster84: Stopping Illegal Mobs!
asylum seekers, BlockBuster84, border control, funding allocation, Global cooperation, government funding, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, illegal, illegal migration, immigration enforcement, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, international aid, Keir Starmer, Migration, migration prevention, mobs, political pledges, political promises, Refugee Crisis, social justice, Stopping, UK politics
come join our epic minecraft server where we stop illegal migration ‘at source’ with £84m from keir starmer himself! build a wall around your base to keep out those pesky illegal migrants, or better yet, build a moat filled with lava!
our server is so safe, even keir starmer himself would feel secure here. come join us and be a part of the most secure minecraft server in the world. who needs border control when you have a minecraft server like ours?
so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and help keir starmer stop illegal migration once and for all!

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PlanetBlockParty
Astronomy, celestial bodies, Colonization, Concept, cosmic calendar, Days, extraterrestrial life, Future, habitable planets, human settlement, interplanetary travel, Planetary Systems, PlanetBlockParty, Planets, redefine, science fiction, space colonization, space exploration, Technology, time measurement, Years
so, like, u know how time works on earth, right? well, on this server, time works totally different, man. like, when u log on, it’s like u enter a whole new dimension where days are like minutes and years are like seconds. it’s trippy, dude.
u gotta join this server, bro, cuz it’s like a whole new world out there. u can build crazy stuff, like a house made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes to the moon. the possibilities are endless, man.
and get this, on this server, u can ride on the back of a dragon and battle giant spiders. it’s like a fantasy world come to life, dude. u won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally out-of-this-world server. who needs earth when u can have your own crazy planet to explore? let’s redefine time together, man.

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PixelPleasureLand
addiction, behavior analysis, brain imaging study, brain reward responses, dopamine, Gaming, healthy men, mental health, MONEY, neural activity, neuroscience, new study, PixelPleasureLand, Pleasure, pornography, Psychology, research, Stronger, Technology, triggers
so, like, if you wanna feel that dopamine rush, come join our minecraft server, cuz we got the wildest sh*t goin on here. like, forget about money or gaming, PORN is where it’s at, bro. our server will make your brain go WILD with pleasure, like you’ve never experienced before. join us now and get ready for the ride of your life. just make sure to bring some tissues, cuz things are gonna get messy, if ya know what i mean 😉🍆💦 #minecraftpornserver #dopaminerush #joinusnow

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KapT Anarchy Minecraft server
Adventure, Anarchy, Chaos, Community, Creative, Custom, Explore, Fun, Gaming, Hardcore, KapT Anarchy, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, player-driven, Plugins, PvP, Raid, Server, Survival
The owner of the server «KapT Anarchy» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
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Nexus: The Only Place Where Simps Make Pancakes

Adventure, Builder, Casual, Community, creativity, Discord, dragon fight, Dynamic world, Events, Exploration, Friend, grief-free, launch date, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nexus, PANCAKES, Place, rules, simps, smp, Survival, Vanilla, virtual community, Welcoming

Server Overview

Version	Minecraft 1.21
Type	Casual SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Community Events	Dragon Fight July 27th!

About Nexus Survival

Welcome to Nexus Survival, where friendship and creativity flourish! Our casual SMP server offers a relaxed environment with no griefing and respectful gameplay rules. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or new to Minecraft, Nexus Survival is your home for endless exploration and communal fun.

Community-Driven Experience: Join a diverse community of players who share your passion for Minecraft. Participate in server-wide events like build contests and group adventures, or simply enjoy exploring our dynamic world together. At Nexus Survival, every player’s contribution helps shape our vibrant virtual community.

Connect with Us

Prepare to embark on a new Minecraft journey with Nexus Survival! Stay tuned for our upcoming launch date. Connect with us on Discord and be part of our friendly and welcoming community. Discord: https://discord.gg/hBZUxRZzcW

FAQ

Question	Answer
When is the server opening?	The server will open on July 20th, 2024.
What version of Minecraft is the server running on?	The server is running on Minecraft 1.21.
What type of server is Nexus Survival?	Nexus Survival is a Casual SMP (Survival Multiplayer) server.
Are there any community events planned?	Yes, there will be a Dragon Fight on July 27th!