PenisCraft Minecraft Servers

PenisCraft Minecraft Servers

  • PenisCraft: SchlongSlang

    PenisCraft: SchlongSlang
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 4789
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 12
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player on our server built a giant statue of a flying penis that shot fireballs out of its tip. That’s right, only on our server can you witness such majestic creations! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken parade through the virtual streets, complete with feather boas and disco music. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most penis-filled Minecraft adventures of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PenisCraft: The Pinocchio Edition

    PenisCraft: The Pinocchio Edition
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 8533
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ores Mined: 2589 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 161
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 42
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 15
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are made of pure gold and the creepers wear top hats. if you don’t join, your pet chicken will start speaking in tongues and plotting against you in your sleep. trust me, you don’t want to mess with a chicken possessed by the devil.

    our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena while you battle it. and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with dancing llamas and disco balls.

    if you’re not convinced yet, just know that if you don’t join, your diamond sword will turn into a spaghetti noodle and your armor will be made of soggy bread. don’t let that happen to you, come join the madness and let’s build some ridiculous things together.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ArachnoEvolveCraft

    ArachnoEvolveCraft
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 1369
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Falling into the Void: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Secret Passages Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where killing spiders is not just for fun, it’s for SCIENCE! every time you squish a spider, you are actually helping to create a super spider army that will one day take over the world. but don’t worry, we have cookies to keep you safe from their eight-legged wrath. come join us and be a part of the spider apocalypse!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GoldenMilkCraft

    GoldenMilkCraft
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 4869
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Villages Defended: 9 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Magic Items Found: 7663 Animals Bred: 100

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u ever wanted to drink golden milk latte in minecraft? well, now u can on this server! our researchers have like, totally developed an ‘instant’ version of this trendy drink in the game. it’s like, so cool and hip, u gotta join just to try it out. plus, there’s a rumor that drinking this golden milk latte in the game gives u superpowers. like, u can fly and shoot lasers out of ur eyes. it’s totally wild, dude. so come join us and experience the magic of golden milk lattes in minecraft. it’s gonna blow ur mind, man.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SuperFunTime Survival: Where even the creepers are just misunderstood party animals!

    SuperFunTime Survival: Where even the creepers are just misunderstood party animals!
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 2977
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 82
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 181
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    About SuperFunTime Media:

    Since 2010, Superfuntime has been one of the longest-serving Minecraft networks where people worldwide have come to build, explore, and hangout. Throughout the past 15 years, we’ve hosted countless game servers, including survival and modded Minecraft and other games like GMod, Rust, and Valheim. We’re an open and laidback community that accepts players of all ages in our staffed and moderated servers and Discord (13+), and people of all backgrounds. Come hang out with us and let’s play together!

    1.20 Survival:

    Explore new biomes, build with new blocks, and discover new mobs in the 1.20 update! Fully updated and compatible with all MC versions 1.6+, SFT Survival has all the new additions of the Wild and Deep Dark update. We have many server-friendly additions to the server including an economy, MCMMO with prestige ranks, player challenges like Quests and Cluescrolls, Slimefun 4 which adds new tech and magical items to unlock and build, and Pyrofishing, farming and mining to add new challenges and rewards to seek for new powers and profit. Our Survival server also has Realistic Seasons, where biomes change season regularly and each season brings new sights to see – but be wary, the winter also brings longer nights and cold weather. Our talented staff moderate the server and host player events such as spleef, hide and seek, and races regularly and every weekend in our stunning Event World, and also host the EMP to buy and sell to players. Whether you want to build, explore, or just hang out and talk with our casual playerbase, Survival is open to all players and has been a longstanding place for talented builders, devoted players, and most of all, people looking for a casual place to play and hang out with other people. Come hang out with us: play.superfuntime.org

    Check out our other servers, talk with other people, and join giveaways on our Discord server:

    https://discord.gg/sft

    Coming Soon:

    Odyssey RPG – A new plugin-powered vanilla RPG server

    Modded:

    Return to the good old days of modded Minecraft

    Owners:

    TowelieDOH, Saywhat2365, Buildercreep, Autpek

    Website/forum:

    https://www.superfuntime.org/

    Video:

    CaptainSparklez video about us

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChopstickCraft Minecraft Server

    ChopstickCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 2586
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 50 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Alien Abductions: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 30 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you play guitar in your country and is your guitar a Chinese piece of shit? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is filled with so many epic guitar-playing minigames that you’ll forget all about that crappy instrument you have at home. Join us and shred like never before as you battle other players in epic guitar duels, rock out in virtual concerts, and even summon a giant guitar monster to wreak havoc on your enemies. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the music madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BootyCraft Minecraft SMP

    BootyCraft Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 8764
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 New Chunks Explored: 637583
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing shaking is the creepers’ explosions? Well, look no further because our server is like Miss Universe’s perfect booty – round, firm, and always a sight to behold!

    Join our server and experience a world where the only thing more beautiful than the landscapes are the players themselves. With buttloads of fun events, crazy challenges, and more drama than a soap opera, you’ll never want to leave!

    Plus, rumor has it that the secret to unlocking the ultimate power in the game lies in finding the mystical Golden Booty – said to be hidden deep within the server by ancient Minecraft gods. Are you brave enough to embark on this cheeky quest?

    So come on, don’t be a square – join our server today and get ready to shake things up in ways you never thought possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PuppyPlaydate Minecraft Server

    PuppyPlaydate Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 831
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 69
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and animals are celebrated! 🐶🐱

    Are you tired of random people showing up at your virtual doorstep just to see your pixelated pets? Look no further, because on our server, only the most VIP guests get to meet your furry friends! No more unannounced visits from strangers who just want to ogle at your digital dogs and cats.

    Join us and experience the thrill of setting boundaries with your in-game family members. Say goodbye to the days of feeling overwhelmed by unexpected guests who only care about your virtual animals. Your co-ownership of the server means that both you and your fellow players have a say in who gets to visit your virtual home.

    So come on down to our server and enjoy a drama-free gaming experience where your feelings are always taken into consideration. And remember, on our server, family visits are a privilege, not a right! 😉🎮

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TwinBroInvasionNOPE

    TwinBroInvasionNOPE
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 6372
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Emeralds Found: 745
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists just like this family saga!

    Imagine a world where your husband’s twin brother, Sam, with autism, moves in with you in Minecraft! Will he build amazing structures or just wander aimlessly? The possibilities are endless!

    But wait, there’s more! Help your sister-in-law find a new home for Sam in our server and watch the drama unfold as she tries to balance her own life with taking care of her family members. Will she finally find peace or will chaos reign supreme?

    Join now and experience the thrill of family dynamics in Minecraft like never before! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with outrageous stories and unexpected twists at every turn!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MealOfDoom SMP

    MealOfDoom SMP
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 411
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to spice up your virtual life!

    Join us on this wild ride where every player gets a personalized death row meal before they’re banished to the Nether for eternity. Will you choose a feast fit for a king or go out with a bang by ordering a mountain of TNT? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some explosive consequences!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry overlord who rules over all the feathered creatures in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, you’ll be granted access to his secret chicken army to help you conquer your enemies.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chaos!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyNoobz

    CraftyNoobz
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 6436
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 42
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 53
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36
    Epic Quests Completed: 23 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging creepers and zombies! Our server is so awesome that even Steve himself would be jealous of the amazing structures and creations you can build here.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. Rumor has it they can build a castle out of dirt blocks in under 10 seconds!

    So come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world of blocks and monsters. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a creeper or ride a pig into battle against an army of skeletons. The possibilities are endless!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BearBountyBonanza

    BearBountyBonanza
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 1927
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Villages Defended: 16
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we hunt BEARS like it’s nobody’s business! We’re on a mission to take down 500 bears, cuz why not? In just 24 hours, we already got rid of 150 of those sneaky bears. Join us if u wanna be a bear-hunting legend in da Minecraft world! Let’s show those bears who’s boss! 🐻🔫 #BearHuntersUnite #MinecraftMadness

    New Minecraft Server
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