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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 1181 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Epic Battles Fought: | 11 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3307 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
Villages Defended: | 6 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Join us for epic competitions like the “Longest Shaft Challenge” where players compete to see who can stretch their pixelated peen the furthest. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of mods to make sure your stretching experience is as realistic as possible.
But that’s not all, we also have crazy events like the “Penis Parkour Race” where you have to navigate a course using only your elongated member. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try out our “Penis PvP Arena” where you can battle it out with other players using your stretched out sword.
So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP for a truly unique gaming experience. Who knew stretching your penis could be so much fun?