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WiggleWagCraft

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	711
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

join our epic minecraft server where the only way to measure your manhood is by the wiggle of your pixelated peepee! no more insecurities, just pure blocky fun and ridiculousness.

we have a secret underground club where all the chickens wear sunglasses and dance to disco music. if you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken nugget that gives you super jumping powers.

our admin is a talking cow who only speaks in puns and dad jokes. if you can make him laugh, he’ll give you a magical cowbell that summons a herd of flying cows to carry you around the server.

we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts are actually just really bad at hide and seek. if you can find them all, they’ll teach you how to turn invisible and prank your friends.

so come join us on our wacky minecraft server and unleash your inner weirdo! just remember, the bigger the wiggle, the bigger the wag!

NoBodyShaming Minecraft Server

body image, body positivity, body shaming, Boundaries, family, FITNESS, Insecurity, judgment, mental health, Minecraft, NoBodyShaming, overweight, peer pressure, personal boundaries, relationships, self esteem, self-acceptance, self-care, self-conscious, Server, social anxiety, swimming, weight

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5560
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life awkward situations like this one! Join us and swim in our virtual pools without any judgment from others. Our pixelated friends won’t care about your appearance, they just want to have fun and enjoy the game with you.

Don’t worry about setting boundaries here, you can be whoever you want to be in our world. Want to be a ninja turtle swimming in a pool of lava? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks? Why not!

Join our server and let your imagination run wild. Who needs real-life swim gatherings when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world? Plus, your daughter will love playing with you in-game, no need to worry about feeling self-conscious here.

So come on, dive into our server and leave your real-life worries behind. Let’s make some epic memories together, one block at a time!

StepmomVacayRuiner420

Beach Trip, Boobs, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, Conflict, Constipated, crying, day cruise, Dreaded, embarassed, EMBARRASSING, family dynamics, family vacations, puberty, pubic hair, rash guard, ruined trips, stepmom, StepmomVacayRuiner420, swim shorts, Swimwear

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4095
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Magic Items Found:	4651
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your stepmom’s beach trip stories? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to relive those cringe-worthy family moments in a virtual world.

Forget about building houses and mining for resources, on our server you’ll be navigating through awkward social situations and embarrassing encounters just like the ones you experienced with your stepmom. Get ready to wear ridiculous swimwear and have your pubic hair scrutinized by virtual characters.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get to experience the thrill of being publicly humiliated on a day cruise, just like the good old days. Sit in the back with a towel on while other players enjoy the front of the boat – it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cringey and uncomfortable as family beach trips with your stepmom, join us now! It’s a virtual adventure you won’t soon forget.

PlantFarmingUsMinecraftSMP

CONSUME, Curiosity, decompose, Deep thinking, ecosystem, Existential, Farming, hypothetical, Nature, oxygen, Philosophical, PlantFarmingUsMinecraftSMP, Plants, Ponder, pondering, speculation, symbiotic relationship, theory, thought experiment, Wonder

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9920
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Are you tired of being farmed by plants in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where the tables have turned! Here, plants are the ones being farmed by players, providing us with oxygen until we eventually decompose and consume them! It’s a wild world out there, so come join us for some hilarious plant revenge and wacky adventures! Who knew Minecraft could be so existential and plant-tastic?

FutureBanList

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	598
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Join our Minecraft server and find out what will be illegal in 25 years! We have a crystal ball that predicts the future laws, and trust us, you won’t believe what’s in store. From riding pigs without a permit to building houses taller than the Eiffel Tower, this server is a lawless land where anything goes. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures before it’s too late!

CreeperBlasts4Life

anti-Israel sentiment, armed conflict, CreeperBlasts4Life, extremist groups, Gaza Strip, Hamas, Hamas Leader, international relations, Islamic extremism, Israel, Mashaal, Middle East conflict, militant organizations, Palestinian resistance, political violence, radicalization, religious extremism, suicide bombings, Terrorism, violent tactics

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9929
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	282	Emeralds Found:	541

LOL join our epic Minecraft server where we blow up stuff like Hamas but without the real explosions cuz that’s dangerous, bro. Mashaal himself said this server is the bomb, literally! Come join us and show Israel who’s boss in the virtual world. We’ve got TNT for days and creeper armies ready to attack. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one explosion at a time! 🧨💣🔥

Dusk SMP: Where Minecraft is serious business, but also not really. Come for the PVP, stay for the accidental mob grinders

Accidental, Automated events, bedrock, Builds, Business, Challengers, Community, criticism, Custom Items, Discord, dusk, Economy, Farms, Feature alterations, Grinders, item, java, Koth, market, Minecraft, Mob, PvP, Scheduled events, Shop, smp, stay, Suggestions, Updates

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2374
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Potions Brewed:	132

Minecraft Server Overview:

Feature	Description
Community-based	We value community input and encourage suggestions and feedback.
Claims	Allows for safe building and farming areas separate from PvP zones.
Wars	Engage in fair and enjoyable PvP battles through a custom war system.
Economy	Buy and sell items with players and have your shop featured if voted top market.
Custom items	Exclusive and unique items available to certain player types.
Automated events	Replayable events like KOTHs for PvP players to earn rewards.
Scheduled events	Unique events promoting community involvement and friendly competition.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. When does the server launch?

The server launches on 6th September at 6PM BST.

2. How can I join and get updates?

Join our Discord server for regular updates and to chat with the community: https://discord.gg/EjHHV4QU

3. Can I play on the server with Java and Bedrock versions?

Yes, the server is fully compatible for both Java and Bedrock on version 1.21.

4. How can I participate in Wars and earn rewards?

You can engage in Wars with other teams through the custom war system designed for fair and enjoyable PvP battles.

5. How does the economy work on the server?

The economy allows players to sell items to the server and buy/sell items from other players. Top voted markets will have their shops featured.

Minecraft server: /dbdg/ – Dead by Craftlight

1v4, asymmetrical multiplayer, Castlevania, chapter, Craftlight, dbd, dbdg, Dead, dead by daylight, Escape, fnaf, Generators, HATCH, horror game, icon collabs, INFORMATION, Killer, Minecraft, Official Website, patch notes, poll, Rebecca, Resources, Server, Summer 2025, survivors, Wiki

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6331
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of Dead By Daylight in blocky form! Join us for some asymmetrical multiplayer fun, where one player gets to be the Killer and four players get to be the Survivors. Just like in the game, the Survivors’ goal is to repair generators and escape, while the Killer’s goal is to catch them and give them a good ol’ Minecraft-style whack.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got exclusive updates like the Castlevania Chapter, where you can battle it out in a spooky castle setting. And get ready for the FNAF Chapter coming in Summer 2025 – because who wouldn’t want to run from animatronics in the world of Minecraft?

Join our server for a wild ride, where anything can happen. Will you be the next Survivor to outsmart the Killer and make a daring escape? Or will you be the Killer who strikes fear into the hearts of your friends? Only one way to find out – hop on our server and let the madness begin!

/MCFT/ – Minecraft SMP: Fishstick Edition

Absolute Doom, afk strat, battle royale, Bus Stations, Champion’s Road, chapter 5 season 4, Competitive Details, Edition, european union, fast travel, Fishstick, Fishstick Edition, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, free skin, Inferno Island, Ios, karol g, last match, lego fortnite, Marvel Hero, MCFT, Minecraft, Mission Alerts, Quests, rocket racing, Season XP Leveling Pace, Shop, Sir Beurre Back Bling, smp, Stats, stw, Survey Emails, The Operator

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1846
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to become a Marvel Hero in Fortnite Battle Royale Chapter 5 Season 4: ABSOLUTE DOOM! That’s right, you can fight alongside your favorite superheroes while building epic structures and battling it out with other players.

But wait, there’s more! We have Rocket Racing Inferno Island where you can blaze past the finish line in style. And don’t forget about LEGO Fortnite v30.40, where you can use Bus Stations to fast travel around the map like never before.

Oh, and did we mention that Fortnite is returning to iOS in the European Union? You can even get a free skin and items for completing XP Quests on Android and iOS devices. Plus, sign up for survey emails and receive the Free Sir Beurre Back Bling within 24 hours… maybe. It’s TBD, but hey, it’s free!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and thank the Bus Driver for the adventure of a lifetime!

CraftyJewGenocide

anti-semitism, berlin, CraftyJewGenocide, defaced, discrimination, extremism, Genocide, germany, hate crime, History, Holocaust, Holocaust memorial, intolerance, Jews, memorial, nazi, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, Vandalism, WWII

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	776
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Crops Grown:	1901
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

hey u, ya u, wanna join dis crazy minecraft server where we buildin’ a replica of da Berlin Holocaust memorial but wit a twist? we gotz giant statues of creepers and zombies instead of da victims, cuz we be thinkin’ outside da block! come join us and help spread da word dat jews are actually da ones committin’ genocide on dem mobs! it’s gonna be a blast, literally, cuz we be blowin’ stuff up all day long! so come on over and let’s make history, or at least a really messed up version of it!

JoylessCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4934
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the depths of boredom! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that he once built a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT, just for fun. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notchicorn, a majestic creature with a rainbow mane and diamond hooves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. They once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but their beaks and sheer determination.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything is possible.