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Blocky Banters: Rate my Pickaxe

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7065
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Votes:	4583

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure filled with epic quests and hilarious shenanigans! But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a feature called “Rate my cock” where you can showcase your best rooster builds and have other players rate them. Trust us, you’ve never seen a chicken coop like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and squawks orders at his loyal subjects. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Chicken King with your poultry prowess, he will grant you access to the fabled Chicken Palace, where golden eggs are said to lay.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate cock connoisseur and earn the favor of the Chicken King himself. Just be prepared for a clucking good time!

Crafty Bagel Minecraft Server

4koma, Akari, aperitif, Bagel, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Crafty, Events, Friends, Fuuka, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Haruna, junko, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, New Year, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5338
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Join us for epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that will leave you questioning reality. Build towering castles, dig deep into the earth for diamonds, or just mess around with your friends in ways that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary events that will test your skills and push you to your limits. From battling the Fury of Set to taking on the mighty Perorodzilla, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden heritage or a New Year’s aperitif while you’re at it. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server.

V4Mirai General – Minecraft SMP

Abi Kadabura, Adopted Classmate, Alicja Da Lontano, Arya Kuroha, Biscotti, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave US branch, Crystalis, Dr. NOVA(e), general, globie, idol corp, Jira Jisaki, Kiri Kilovolt, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia Alias Anono, Minecraft, Mono Monet, Narin Mikure, Petalight Kou Mariya, PillowdearASMR, Pippa Pebblesworth, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Remia Aotsuki, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Riko Solari, Sensei, Serina Maiko, smp, Taring Hu, Terra 404, V4Mirai, V4Mirai General, VIVA MÉXICO, VoltailLyko Lianna, VSPO, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5494
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4055
Dragon Eggs Found:	7163	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of our server!

Imagine mining for diamonds with Crystalis, who graduated from the mining academy with top honors. Or building a castle with Petalight Kou Mariya, whose architectural skills are out of this world. And don’t even get us started on Mono Monet, who can turn a simple dirt hut into a masterpiece with just a wave of their hand.

But that’s not all! Join us for epic battles against the Ender Dragon with Dr. NOVA(e), who can summon lightning bolts with a snap of their fingers. Or explore the Nether with Lyko Lianna, who has tamed a pack of zombie pigmen as her loyal minions.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident witch, Yumi the Witch, who can brew potions that will make your enemies run in fear. Plus, we have a whole group dedicated to ASMR, led by Adopted Classmate PillowdearASMR, who will lull you to sleep with the soothing sounds of creeper explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and become a legend in the most chaotic Minecraft SMP ever created!

SisMailDramaCraft

addressing packages, AITAH, Amazon, anger, Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, family dynamics, Frustration, living together, mail, opening mail, personal items, privacy, Respect, Siblings, SisMailDramaCraft, sister

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9094
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to open your mail like that nosy roommate of yours! Our server is a safe space where your packages will remain unopened and untouched, unless they contain diamonds or enchanted gear, in which case we might have to confiscate them for “safekeeping.”

Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic quests, treasure hunts, and maybe even a few pranks along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret base filled with rare loot, guarded by a mischievous Enderman who loves to play hide and seek.

So come on over and leave the mail drama behind. We guarantee a mailbox-free experience that will have you laughing, exploring, and crafting your way to victory. Just remember, on our server, the only thing we open is a can of whoop-ass on those creepers who dare to mess with us.

BlockyBliss: HappiestEverStillHappy

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8362
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	764010	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the happiest place on earth! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about losing your precious loot again.

Our server is so happy, even the Ender Dragon does yoga to relax. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Notch himself visits our server to play hide and seek with the players.

So come on down to our server and experience pure joy and happiness like never before. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server this amazing?

DiddyCraft: Locked Up in Manhattan

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5877
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magic Items Found:	8255
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz we got sean ‘diddy’ combs locked up in a pixelated jail in manhattan. he got indicted for stealing all the diamonds and emeralds in the game, like a real minecraft gangsta. come join the fun and see if u can break diddy out of jail and become the ultimate blocky boss. plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows, it’s a wild ride, man. come on in and let’s get crafty!

Enter the Bedrock Bonkers Modded Fantasy! No Whitelist Needed!

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3788
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Crops Grown:	3820
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Modded Server
New bosses, enemies, and content
Recently reset
Join now and gear up in peaceful mode

Server FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is it?	Modded server with new bosses, enemies, and content
When was the server recently reset?	Today
Are the rules simple?	Yes, the rules are pretty simple
How can I join the server’s Discord?	Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/rh5wvFw7

Lost Player Chronicles Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4778
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragons Tamed:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! But that’s not all – we’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, giant chickens that lay golden eggs, and a mysterious guy who disappeared after trying to ride a llama into the sunset.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the wackiest Minecraft community around! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend to vanish into the unknown…

She has killed billions in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3716
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Magic Items Found:	4426	Chimeras Created:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to survive… if you can! Our server is ruled by a ruthless queen who has killed billions of players who dare to challenge her. But don’t worry, she’s not online all the time, so you might have a chance to build your empire before she comes for you.

Join our server if you’re looking for a challenge, or if you just enjoy living life on the edge. Our community is full of crazy characters, from a wizard who can turn sheep into diamonds to a ninja who can sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. You never know when a giant chicken might come crashing down from the sky or when a pack of zombie villagers might invade your base. So grab your sword and pickaxe, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, she has killed billions… but maybe you’ll be the one to finally take her down.

SpoiledCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4403
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	159	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Hey there! Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us and leave behind the troubles of dealing with family members who eat your snacks and call you names. On our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without worrying about anyone stealing your virtual chips.

Our server is a safe haven for all players, regardless of their breast size or family dynamics. You can be whoever you want to be here, whether it’s a warrior fighting off creepers or a builder constructing magnificent castles.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and maybe even some virtual snacks that no one will dare touch without your permission. See you in the game!

WindowSeatWoes

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3245
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by entitled parents on flights? Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about giving up your window seat again! Our virtual flights are always stress-free and kid-free, so you can enjoy the view without any guilt trips.

We have a special plugin that allows you to book your virtual window seat in advance, ensuring that no entitled parents can swoop in and ruin your flight. Say goodbye to pouty kids and cold shoulders, and say hello to a peaceful and relaxing flight experience.

Join now and never feel guilty for wanting to keep your window seat again. Fly high in the sky without any entitled parent drama, only on our Minecraft server!