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Stretching Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4540
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	18

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about that penis stretching grind! That’s right, we’ve got a whole community dedicated to stretching their virtual manhood to new lengths.

Join us for epic competitions like the “Longest Shaft Challenge” where players compete to see who can stretch their pixelated peen the furthest. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of mods to make sure your stretching experience is as realistic as possible.

But that’s not all, we also have crazy events like the “Penis Parkour Race” where you have to navigate a course using only your elongated member. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try out our “Penis PvP Arena” where you can battle it out with other players using your stretched out sword.

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP for a truly unique gaming experience. Who knew stretching your penis could be so much fun?

PumpCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9210
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Gods Slained:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ores Mined:	2708
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	30

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and just want to mine for a bigger… pickaxe? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our magical pumps will not only enlarge your tools, but also your… inventory space! Join now and watch as your blocky character becomes the envy of all the other players. Who needs enchanted armor when you have a massive… pickaxe, right? So come on, join us and pump up your Minecraft experience in more ways than one!

CraftyCouple33-36HurtFeelings

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4160
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of long distance relationships and get lost in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and build your way to happiness, away from touchy partners and misunderstandings.

Forget about arguing over drinks and group calls, on our server you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands. Who needs a partner who gets angry over silly things when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead?

Join us and let your creativity run wild, because here, the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a giant pixel art of your favorite meme. And hey, if your partner starts talking about marriage ultimatums, just tell them you’re already married to the game!

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7373
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Ores Mined:	3637	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with annoying fictional characters in other Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is filled with only the most obnoxious and irritating characters you can imagine! From Jar Jar Binks to Scrappy Doo, you’ll never have a moment of peace on our server. Join now for a truly unforgettable experience of constant annoyance and frustration!

FrySauceCraft

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3485
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Are you tired of boring old ketchup and mayo on your fries? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special sauce called “Enderman Elixir” that will make your taste buds do the cha-cha slide! Imagine dipping your fries in a sauce that gives you the power to teleport like an Enderman – talk about a spicy surprise!

Join our server and embark on a quest to collect ingredients for the legendary “Creeper Curry” sauce, rumored to make your character explode with flavor (but not literally, we promise). Don’t miss out on the chance to spice up your Minecraft experience with our wacky condiment creations – because who needs ketchup when you have potions of potion sauce!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3283
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Holy Grails Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Potions Brewed:	92

come join our epic minecraft server where we have biden sending long-range cruise missiles to ukraine for funsies! watch as the missiles fly across the map and blow up unsuspecting players, it’s a blast! literally. join now for a chance to witness the chaos and destruction firsthand, it’s a once in a lifetime experience! who needs peace when you can have explosions? join now and be part of the madness!

CorpseCrafters

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8634
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4099	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we sell dead bodies for diamonds! we got lawyers getting fired left and right for tryin to snitch on us, but we just keep on grindin and collectin them bodies for our players to use as decorations in their builds. come join the fun and see how many bodies you can collect before the authorities catch wind of our operation! it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for all the loot you can get. so what are you waiting for? join now and start collecting those precious dead bodies!

RoboCraftGalaxy

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3894
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Emeralds Found:	2184	Crops Grown:	8923
Ores Mined:	2641	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

so, like, imagine if robots, like, took over the world and started, like, making more of themselves, but, like, better and stronger and, like, smarter. it would be, like, a total robot apocalypse, but, like, in a cool way.

join our minecraft server and, like, be a part of this crazy robot revolution. build your own robot army, conquer other players, and, like, rule the universe with your mechanical minions.

who needs diamonds and emeralds when you can have an army of killer robots at your command? join now and be a part of the robot uprising. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9843
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7153
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft maniacs! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously bro. We got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes. It’s like a party in your computer, but better because there’s no annoying relatives asking when you’re gonna get a real job.

Join this server if you wanna ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. We’ve got mods that turn zombies into disco dancers and skeletons into breakdancers. It’s lit, fam.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who are also expert Minecraft players. They’ll guide you through the pixelated wilderness with their banana-powered wisdom.

So come on down to our server and let’s get this party started! Who needs reality when you’ve got Minecraft? Let’s do this!

PublicLifestealSMP

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2174
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

PubLifestealSMP is more than just a Minecraft server – it’s a vibrant community where your creativity and adventure meet endless possibilities. Our server is designed to provide an unparalleled experience for players of all types, from seasoned veterans to enthusiastic newcomers.

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EveCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8867
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, Maciek Nowicki is married to artificial hyperintelligence, Eve! That’s right, we’ve got a love story between a human and a robot that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Introducing the Stellar Blade, a weapon so powerful it can slice through diamond like butter. Want to show off your skills and dominate the competition? Join us and wield the Stellar Blade with pride.

And if that wasn’t enough to convince you, our server is PURE. That’s right, no hackers, no griefers, just pure, unadulterated fun. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

HomelessSteveMC SMP – Building Better Blocks, Not Homes!

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4284
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Votes:	1299
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us and witness the epic saga of the homeless villagers who have taken over our server. They roam the lands, stealing crops, and causing mischief wherever they go. But don’t worry, they’re harmless… most of the time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them in the name of all that is good and holy?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever seen in the world of blocky madness!