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GulfOfAmericaCraft Server

America, controversy, debate, decision, geography, Gulf of America, gulf of mexico, GulfOfAmericaCraft, headline, identity crisis, international relations, mexico, name change, News, Ocean, Politics, president, Proposal, Renaming, Server, trump, united states

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4420
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trump trying to rename the gulf of mexico to the gulf of america. we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of slime blocks. come join us and build a house so big even herobrine will be jealous. we have more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party and more creepers than a bad horror movie. come join us and see why this server is the talk of the town. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies. what more could you want? join now before the ender dragon steals all the fun!

GreenCraft: Trump’s Takeover!

control, controversial, Defense, foreign policy, global affairs, GreenCraft, Greenland, imperialism, international relations, intervention, military force, Négotiation, panama canal, Politics, power struggle, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, Territory, trump, Trumps, united states, world news

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5034
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

So, like, you ever wanted to be part of a server where Trump goes all crazy and tries to take over Greenland and the Panama Canal with his army of Minecraft players? Well, you’re in luck, cuz that’s exactly what’s happening on this server! Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and maybe even some secret treasure hidden in Greenland’s ice caves. Who knows what will happen next on this wild and wacky server! Join now and be part of the madness!

SuicideCraft: Justice, Guns, Divorce, Foster, Jail

behavioral health, Community, Divorce, exposure, firearm accessibility, Foster, foster care, Guns, incarceration, intervention, Jail, Justice, justice system, mental health, meta-analyses, Midlife, parental suicide, Prevention, public health, risk factors, social determinants, suicide mortality, SuicideCraft, unemployment, vulnerable populations

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1315
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	38	Void Armor Forged:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8912	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro! We got all the crazy stuff you need to have a blast in Minecraft land. Want to hang out with justice system–involved individuals? We got ’em! Want to see some parental suicide action? We got that too! And don’t even get me started on the accessibility of firearms – it’s like a buffet of weapons up in here!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of divorce in Minecraft form! Witness the drama of foster care! Feel the adrenaline rush of being released from incarceration! And who can forget the excitement of being unemployed in midlife? It’s all here, waiting for you to join the madness.

So come on down to our server and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

The Bob SMP

Adventure, bob, BUILD, Community, Creative, Discord, Explore, Farming, Friendly staff, Furniture, Gravestones, join us, Kingdoms, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Play, Resetting, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9358
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Potions Brewed:	64	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Runes Activated:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

The Bob SMP Server

Server Information	Resetting 12/01/25
Description	This is a Survival SMP, based on kingdoms, which you can create or join. It includes mods such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones.
Staff	Friendly staff that would love for you to join us!
Get Started	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I create or join kingdoms in this server?	Yes, you can create or join kingdoms in The Bob SMP.
What mods are included in the server?	The server includes mods such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones.
Is the staff friendly and welcoming?	Yes, the staff is friendly and would love for you to join the community.

Cinematic Craft 1.20.4

1.20.4, acceptance, Cinematic, Craft, Diversity, film critique, film diversity, film inclusivity, film industry, good movies, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, Minority representation, Movie analysis, movie quality, movie requirements, movie standards, movies, representation, social commentary, trannies, Transgender, transgender community

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	571
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Divine Spears Created:	20	Runes Activated:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Farms Harvested:	851
Players Killed by Monsters:	5213	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a movie with trannies – it’s gotta have the right amount to be good! And let me tell you, this server has more trannies than you can even imagine! It’s like a tranny paradise up in here! So if you want a wild and crazy time in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

PresentPout Minecraft Server

Communication, crying, culture, Disappointment, emotions, family, Frustration, Gifts, hobbies, Invalidation, Minecraft, parents, Preferences, PresentPout, Presents, Resentment, Server, Siblings, spoiled, Traditions, Understanding, ungrateful

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	721
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Enchantments Applied:	160	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Are you tired of receiving gifts that have nothing to do with your interests on special occasions? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about getting a bracelet maker or nail set kit again! Our server is filled with players who share your love for F1, manga, anime, music, and all sorts of books. Plus, we guarantee that the three wise men will personally deliver your dream mobile phone on January 6th! Don’t be like the OP, join us and never feel invalidated again!

NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC

Accountability, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional well being, friendship, house rules, loyalty, NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC, personal space, relationships, Respect, Safety, self-care, setting limits, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9091
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Votes:	7963	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my BFF’s love life? Look no further, because our server is full of drama and surprises just like her ex-BF showing up uninvited! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists, just like the time my BFF’s mom and niece crashed at our house without warning. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll encounter, maybe even a surprise visit from your own ex-BF looking for a place to crash! So come on over and experience the chaos for yourself, because on this server, anything can happen – just like in real life!

Weekend Warrior Craft

9 to 5 job, avoiding burnout, avoiding existential crisis, avoiding feeling stuck, avoiding monotony, avoiding regrets, balancing work and life, career satisfaction, Craft, finding purpose, life fulfillment, maximizing weekends, personal growth, productivity tips, pursuing passions, self-care, Time management, warrior, weekend, weekends, work-life balance, work-life harmony, work-life integration

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2712
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Dragons Tamed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where the only responsibility is building epic structures and fighting off creepers? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and say goodbye to the mundane grind of the real world.

On our server, you can become a master builder, a fearless warrior, or even a chicken whisperer if that’s your thing. Need a break from the chaos? Take a stroll through our virtual forests and relax by the pixelated waterfall.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure guarded by a dragon made entirely of diamond blocks. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player in all of Minecraftia?

So why waste your weekends binge-watching Netflix when you could be living out your wildest blocky adventures on our server? Join us now and start crafting your own epic tale!

ScottishMedicMC Server – Warzone Adventures!

26-year-old, Adventures, Conflict, foreign affairs, healthcare worker, Humanitarian efforts, international news, Killed, Loss, medic, Military, Peacekeeping, scottish, ScottishMedicMC, Server, the guardian, Tragedy, Ukraine, Unrest, violence, War, warzone, УНН

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3125
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

come join our minecraft server where you can avoid the perils of war like this poor scottish medic did not. build a cozy little house and escape reality for a bit. who needs war when you can have virtual blocks to play with? plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons for all our players. join now before the creepers get you in real life too!

CraftyTrumpLand

American imperialism, controversial statements, CraftyTrumpLand, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical interests, global politics, Greenland, international relations, military intervention, military power, military strategy, national security, panama canal, political rhetoric, strategic assets, territorial acquisition, territorial disputes, territorial expansion, trump, us military

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6467
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	New Chunks Explored:	154764

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our leader and he’s planning on taking over greenland and the panama canal! build your own wall to keep out the haters and mine for diamonds to fund the invasion. we have crazy pvp battles and secret underground bases where you can plot world domination. join now before the military takes over and you miss out on all the fun! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain