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Dick Trouble Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9828
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Towns Built:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Animals Bred:	128	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee a little? Look no further, because our server is so hilarious, you’ll be questioning if you have a UTI or a yeast infection from laughing so hard!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. And don’t worry, if it burns like hell when you piss or cum, that just means you’re having a blast on our server! So come on, join us and let the hilarity ensue. Just make sure to bring some extra underwear, because you’re gonna need it!

KamalaCraft SMP: VP Picks

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6849
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Divine Spears Created:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Guess what, folks? Kamala Harris just dropped a bombshell on us all – she’s chosen Marco Rubio as her vice president candidate… in our Minecraft SMP! That’s right, these two political powerhouses are teaming up to dominate the virtual world of blocks and mobs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Kamala and Marco have a secret plan to build the biggest, most epic castle ever seen in Minecraft history. They’re calling it the “Unity Fortress” and it’s rumored to have secret passageways, trapdoors, and even a pet creeper named Larry.

If you want to be a part of this wild ride, join our Minecraft SMP now! Who knows what other crazy shenanigans Kamala and Marco have up their sleeves. Plus, you might just get the chance to challenge them to a build battle or go on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Sword of Justice.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the political Minecraft madness begin!

NoCreeperCarpool

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4592
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Star Shards Collected:	64	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Mines Excavated:	2918
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of carpooling with your colleague? Look no further! Our server offers a safe haven where you can build your own virtual world without any unwanted passengers tagging along.

Join us and experience the thrill of crafting your own empire, without the hassle of awkward car rides with coworkers. Who needs real-life transportation when you can ride a virtual minecart to victory?

Don’t be the asshole who leaves your colleague stranded – join our server and leave all your real-world problems behind. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are more abundant in our server than in any carpool lane. So what are you waiting for? Hop on board and start building your dream world today!

PerfectDayMC SMP

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8889
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Dragon Scales Harvested:	148	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where every day is a wacky adventure waiting to happen!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a house made entirely out of cake (yes, it’s possible here!). Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks, tell jokes, and have epic build battles that will leave you in stitches.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBreakups

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1741
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of getting dumped in boring old real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can break up with your significant other in the most epic and outrageous ways possible! Want to dump them by building a giant “It’s Over” sign made out of diamond blocks? Done. How about unleashing a horde of angry zombies on their house as a breakup message? We got you covered. Join us for the ultimate breakup revenge fantasies and let your creativity run wild!

TempleTrolls Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4382
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Villages Defended:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9042
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

hey u! yes u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! come join our cray cray minecraft server where anything goes! we got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret underground disco party with the Ender Dragon!

u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on our server. we once had a group of llamas take over the town square and start a llama revolution! it was epic. and don’t even get me started on the time the villagers all learned how to breakdance and challenged the players to a dance-off.

plus, we have the best loot drops in alllll of minecraft. we’re talkin’ diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons galore, and even a secret stash of golden apples guarded by a pack of friendly wolves.

so what are u waiting for? come join our wacky minecraft server and let the madness begin! who knows what kind of crazy adventures await u in our pixelated paradise. see u there, buddy!

BlockBlasters

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4486
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ores Mined:	5896	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. Like, there’s this rumor going around that nine UNRWA staff, like, may have been involved in this crazy attack on Israel, man. The U.N. is all like, “Whoa, what’s going on here?” But, like, don’t worry about that, just come join our server and have a blast!

I mean, if you’re into, like, wild adventures and, like, not knowing what’s gonna happen next, then this is the place for you. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some, like, top secret conspiracy or something. Or maybe you’ll just, like, build a giant chicken statue. The possibilities are endless, man.

So, like, come join us and be part of the madness. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next big thing on the server. Or maybe you’ll just, like, fall into a pit of lava. Either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

OlympicGymRush

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8285
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	3

so, like, forget the gym, come join this minecraft server instead, it’s like the olympics every day here, except with blocks and creepers and stuff.

we got this epic parkour course that will make you sweat more than a gym session, and if you make it to the end, you get a virtual gold medal (not really, but it’s the thought that counts, right?).

and don’t even get me started on our pvp arena, it’s like a gladiator battle but with pickaxes and swords.

plus, our community is so supportive, it’s like having a personal trainer cheering you on every step of the way.

so ditch the gym and come get fit with us on this minecraft server, you won’t regret it (probably).

PhoneDownCraft – Drive Safe, Game On!

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	766
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Buildings Constructed:	21	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	315	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

so like, u know how u always on ur phone while driving and ur mom is like “put that down, u gonna crash”? well, dis server is like ur mom but cooler. we got all these fun games and stuff to keep u entertained so u don’t even wanna look at ur phone. plus, we did a study and found out dat joining dis server actually reduces distracted driving. like, how crazy is dat? so come join us and save lives while having a blast!

Nation-States: Where You Can Be King, Fight Like a Viking, Build Like an Architect, All on 1.20+ with Discord!

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7098
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

Nation-States Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Map Size	4k by 4k
Claiming System	Towny

Come join us in Nation-States: https://discord.gg/5ayUJkv8tS

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is Nation-States?	Nation-States is a work in progress 1.20 survival multiplayer server that encourages diplomacy, trade, war, and interaction on a limited map.
What claiming system does Nation-States use?	Nation-States uses the Towny claiming system.
Is Nation-States suitable for casual players?	Yes, Nation-States is targeted towards casual players who enjoy building, but there are systems in place for players who prefer PvP.

GodCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4568
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Gods Slained:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Animals Bred:	190	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mines Excavated:	1500	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

🤣 Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that leave you feeling abandoned and alone? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, God himself will never leave you nor forsake you! That’s right, you’ll have the Almighty watching over you as you build, mine, and survive in this crazy world.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have divine protection, but you’ll also have the chance to reap some epic rewards if you don’t faint from all the excitement. Just imagine the treasures waiting for you in due season!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure where miracles happen and the only limit is your imagination. And remember, on this server, even the creepers are afraid of God’s wrath! 😂🙏🏼🔥