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Blocky Banters: Rate my Pickaxe

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7538
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Crops Grown:	3143	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure filled with epic quests and hilarious shenanigans! But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a feature called “Rate my cock” where you can showcase your best rooster builds and have other players rate them. Trust us, you’ve never seen a chicken coop like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and squawks orders at his loyal subjects. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Chicken King with your poultry prowess, he will grant you access to the fabled Chicken Palace, where golden eggs are said to lay.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate cock connoisseur and earn the favor of the Chicken King himself. Just be prepared for a clucking good time!

Crafty Bubsy’s Gender Bender Minecraft Server

90s gaming, Bender, Bubsy, Bubsys, character design, Crafty, female empowerment, female gamers, Female Protagonist, female representation, gaming industry, gender, gender diversity, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender in gaming, gender representation, gender stereotypes, gender swap, girl protagonist, Minecraft, platformer, retro gaming, Server, video game character, video game marketing

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2082
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magic Items Found:	2196	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Farms Harvested:	253	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and unoriginal gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where Bubsy, the infamous video game character, was actually a sassy cat lady with a love for adventure and chaos. Join our server and explore a world where Bubsy rules the land with her feline charm and mischievous antics. From epic cat-themed battles to purrfectly crafted builds, this server has it all! So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and be a part of the craziest adventure yet? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of Bubsy’s wild world – join now!

Crafty Kangaroo Kingdom

aus/pol, Australia, Bondi attacker, Crafty, deliberate lies, DISRUPTED, Docks, Flinders Street, Higgins, Hoddle Street, judge, judgement, Kangaroo, Kingdom, Lehrmann, Lies, Melbourne, News, NSW Police Commissioner, pro-Palestine protesters, PROTESTS, Targeted, Women

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1575
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ores Mined:	1566	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Void Gems Collected:	39
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and jaw-dropping adventures. Our server is so insane that even Judge Lehrmann and Higgins would be impressed by the chaos we bring to the Minecraft world.

Forget about peaceful mining and building, our server is all about causing disruption and chaos! Just like the pro-Palestine protesters in Melbourne, we will shake things up and keep you on your toes.

And if you’re looking for some excitement, look no further than our server where it’s “obvious” that even the Bondi attacker would feel right at home. Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing and gasping for more!

RadCraft: Where even the creepers are cool

#revelation, Community, complaint, Contribute, Cool, CREEPERS, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, forum users, internet, moment, obvious, ONLINE, Participation, post, rad, RadCraft, Read, social media, soiled underpants, Thoughts, web forum, Whining

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7758
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ores Mined:	2242	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring, whiny Minecraft servers filled with soiled underpants? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a dancing llama out of diamond blocks.

Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt. And don’t worry about posting or reading anything here – we promise you won’t be bored for a second!

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a revelation when you can have a wild, wacky time on our server?

Crafty Chick Haven: Where Even Pixels Can Be Pretty

art, artistic expression, ARTISTRY, artwork, chick, confusion, Crafty, creativity, draw a boy, draw a girl, drawing, Expression, gender bending, gender confusion, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Haven, Identity, illustration, nonconformity, pixels, PRETTY, societal norms, traditional norms

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4574
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the gender norms are as twisted as a creeper in a minefield! Join us and experience the thrill of drawing a girl and calling it a boy, because who says pixels have to conform to societal expectations?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary tale of Steve, the blocky hero who once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot and a dream. Rumor has it he still roams the land, searching for the ultimate crafting recipe that will unlock the secrets of the universe.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or try your luck at our parkour course, where one wrong step could send you plummeting into the abyss.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky Minecraft server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible – even drawing a girl and calling it a boy!

GaijinCraft: Where foreigners write weird sentences and build epic worlds!

BUILD, Communication, Confidence, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, envy, Epic, foreigner, foreigners, Gaijin, GaijinCraft, grammar, japanese, language barrier, language learning, language practice, language proficiency, language skills, language study, MISTAKES, positivity, self-perception, sentences, weird, weird sentence, worlds, Write, Writing

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5180
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	923	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Enchantments Applied:	263	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Towns Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground dance party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay blocks of diamond instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Creeper King, who grants wishes in exchange for a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Pixelated Pong Palace: Where Minecraft Meets Retro Arcade Fun!

Arcade, arcade games, classic, Competition, console, Digital, Entertainment, Fun, Gaming, high score, Interactive, JOYSTICK, meets, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nostalgia, Palace, pixelated, pong, post, Retro, retro gaming, SOVL, Technology, vintage, virtual reality

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9980
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mines Excavated:	3037	Runes Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves in a battle against a horde of evil chickens. These weren’t your ordinary chickens, oh no. These chickens were armed with diamond swords and were ready to take down anyone who dared to challenge them. But our brave player fought valiantly, using nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. And guess what? They emerged victorious, with feathers flying everywhere and chicken nuggets for days.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. That’s right, these explosive little guys know how to boogie down like there’s no tomorrow. And if you’re lucky, they might even teach you their signature dance move – the TNT twist.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens and always be ready to bust a move with the dancing creepers. See you in the game!

DownieCraft: Where even your blocky friends are a little off!

acceptance, blocky, bros, Community, cousins, Disabilities, Diversity, down syndrome, DownieCraft, Empathy, experiences, Friends, friendship, greentext, high school, inclusion, Memories, relationships, retard, special needs, Stories, Support, Understanding

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9489
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4368	Void Armor Forged:	28
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players decided to build a giant statue of a potato. But this wasn’t just any potato statue – it was a flying potato that shot lasers out of its eyes! And guess what? It actually worked! The potato flew around the server, blasting everything in its path with laser beams. It was chaos, it was madness, it was pure genius.

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. That’s right, players ride chickens into battle, armed with nothing but a stick and their wits. The winner gets bragging rights for life and a crown made out of feathers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community around. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? It’s all about friendship, fun, and of course, tards. Let’s make some epic memories together!

Blocky Banter: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

4koma, Ako, Banners, banter, Binah, blocky, blue archive, Breakthrough, Cherino, chinatsu, Commissions, CREEPERS, Defense, Events, fear, General Student Council, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, hot spring, Ichika, Iori, Joint Firing Drill, kasumi, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Nodoka, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, Shigure, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Tread, Trip-Trap-Train

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4983
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	108
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through the treacherous world of high school drama and politics to come out on top. And if that’s not enough, how about trying your hand at the Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, where you’ll have to serve up piping hot bowls of ramen to hungry players while fending off rival ramen shops?

But wait, there’s more! Take on the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors) challenge, where you’ll face off against a heavy armor-clad boss in a battle of epic proportions. And if you’re feeling extra brave, why not try your luck at the Total Assault: Binah (Urban) event, where you’ll have to navigate the bustling city streets while dodging obstacles and enemies at every turn.

With insane events, crazy challenges, and a community like no other, our server is the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the wildest ride of your gaming life!

Empath-chan’s Survival Adventures

80s, Adventures, alive, Celebrity, COMEBACK, Empath-chan, Empathchans, Enduring, fashion, iconic, inspiration, lookalike, Madonna, MIRACULOUS, Music, pop culture, resemblance, Resilient, Singer, Survival, survivor, Timeless, Trendsetter

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2750
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as resilient as Madonna in the 80s! We’ve got players surviving crazy situations and coming out stronger than ever, just like our girl Madonna. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while rocking a killer 80s outfit. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself once challenged Madonna to a dance-off on our server, and let’s just say things got wild. So come on over and see if you’ve got what it takes to party like it’s 1985 on our server!

Crafty Mahjong Masters – Vtuber Edition

Big Rabbit, Chuubas, Crafty, Defense, donathon, Edition, Elu, honor pons, IDOLS, Jong, Kaavi’s fortune, kekxpert, Lucky Yaku, mahjong, Masters, matatabi, nina, Saint, sources, Tileman, Toki, tournement, Vtuber, WWYD book, Yakuhai

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4688
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster features? Well, look no further because our server, Big Rabbit Edition, is here to shake things up in the Minecraft world!

Join us and witness the epic deranking adventures of our idols, from Nina plummeting in Master 1 to Matatabi struggling in Master 2. And let’s not forget about Elu deranking in Expert 3 – it’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

But wait, there’s more! Toki’s nail-biting close call in a Daisangen ranked match will have you on the edge of your seat. And Tileman’s transformation into a kekxpert is something you have to see to believe!

Looking for some jong chuubas to follow? We’ve got you covered with a list of up-and-coming talents that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And don’t miss out on our exclusive Jong news, from Khubie’s upcoming tournament to Tileman’s shocking fall from grace. It’s drama, excitement, and mahjong madness all rolled into one!

But the real cherry on top is Kaavi’s fortune readings, where today’s lucky yaku is Yakuhai! Honor pons await you, so join our server now and dominate the competition with the ultimate defense strategy!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there and experience a world like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!