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SocietyCraft

community breakdown, consumerism, cultural decay, disconnect, environmental degradation, ethical decline, INEQUALITY, lack of compassion, lack of empathy, Loneliness Epidemic, materialism, mental health crisis, modern problems, political polarization, social media addiction, societal issues, SocietyCraft, spiritual emptiness, technology overload, trust deficit, values erosion

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6265
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8595
Dimension Hops:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

A Minecraft server where you can escape the mundane reality and dive into a world of pure chaos and hilarity! Join us if you’re tired of adulting and want to unleash your inner child with no judgment. Our server is like a virtual playground on steroids, where you can build epic structures, prank your friends with explosive chickens, and ride pigs into battle against evil zombie hordes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear waiting for the bravest adventurer to find. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCanuckWars

ARMS, arms trade, Canada, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCanuckWars, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global security, international law, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military intervention, military support, Ottawa, political decision, Russian territory, Ukraine, weapons supply

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6152
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	8

so like, you know how in Minecraft you can like, totally use all these crazy weapons to fight off mobs and stuff? well, imagine if you could use those weapons in real life! like, Ottawa just confirmed that Ukraine can use Canada-supplied arms on Russian territory!

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of using real-life weapons in a virtual world! Fight off creepers and skeletons with actual guns and missiles!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle evil wizards! Plus, every player gets a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its horn!

So come join our server and experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

ShroomCraft OCD Cure

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain chemistry, clinical control, cognitive behavior, cure, depression, hallucinogen, mental health, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, obsessive-compulsive disorder, OCD, psilocybin, psychedelic, psychiatric disorders, serotonin, ShroomCraft, therapeutic use, Therapy, therapy option, Treatment

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5761
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47

LOL U WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PSYCHEDELIC MUSHROOMS THAT WILL MAKE U SEE CREEPERS AS FRIENDLY PUPPIES! OUR PLAYERS WHO HAVE OCD SAY THAT AFTER A FEW DOSES OF OUR SPECIAL SHROOMS, THEY NO LONGER FEEL THE URGE TO ORGANIZE THEIR INVENTORY 100 TIMES A DAY! JOIN US FOR A TRIP LIKE NO OTHER, WHERE U CAN BUILD PIXELATED CASTLES WHILE TRIPPING BALLS! #MINECRAFTMADNESS #PSYCHEDELICPLAYERS #CREEPERPUPPIES

Melio SMP: Where diamonds are the new currency, just don’t forget your pickaxe! Version 1.21.

apply, Asia timezones, Builder, Community, Currency, Custom World Generation, diamonds, Discord, dont, Economy, EU, Events, Explorer, forget, INCLUSIVE, Longevity, Market District, Melio, NA, Pickaxe, playing together, rules, sea, smp, technical player, TerraformGenerator, Trust System, Version

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3689
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Server Name	Melios SMP
Version	Java 1.21
Plugins	Minimal plugins
Focus	Community-oriented SMP
Launch Date	4 months ago
Custom World Generation	TerraformGenerator

Overview:

Join Melios SMP, a whitelisted Java 1.21 server with minimal plugins and a focus on building a chill community. Enjoy a diamond-based economy, vanilla experience with no teleportation or plugins like McMMO, events, and custom world generation. Build, explore, and play together in this community-centered server.

FAQ:

How can I apply to join the server?: You can apply through our Discord server at https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t
Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?: Our rules are kept brief as we operate on a trust system. We focus on playing together and growing the community, so be respectful and inclusive in your interactions.
What timezones do the server events typically revolve around?: Our server events usually revolve around Asia timezones, such as UTC/GMT afternoons. However, players from all origins are welcome to join.
Do you have any specific focus areas for players?: Whether you’re a builder, technical player, explorer, or a mix of playstyles, you’re welcome on Melios SMP. Our goal is to foster a diverse and inclusive community.

SlavCraft Minecraft Server

Community, Country, culture, customs, eastern europe, eastern european, ethnicity, folklore, heritage, History, humor, Identity, Lifestyle, long tail, Minecraft, Nationality, pride, Server, Slav, SlavCraft, slavic, Stereotypes, Traditions

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4058
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone is just building the same old basic houses? Well, come join our server where we have a whole community of slavs building epic squatting houses and drinking vodka by the pixelated fire!

Join us for epic slav dance parties where we break out into spontaneous squatting competitions and see who can drink the most virtual vodka shots without falling over (in the game, of course).

And if that’s not enough, we even have a secret underground bunker where we hide from the creepers and zombies while blasting hardbass music on full volume.

So come join us on our server, where the tracksuit is the official uniform and the only rule is to have a good time, comrade!

Minecraft SMP: NineNoNoNoNoNo

denial, exasperation, Frustration, German, long tail tag, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, Nein, Nine, NineNoNoNoNoNo, no, repeated words, Repetition, smp

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4531
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Runes Activated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Buildings Constructed:	32

Welcome to Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the Minecraft world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you enter.

3. The server currency is not emeralds or gold, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN.

4. Every full moon, a giant zombie pigman named Bobo emerges from the depths of the server and challenges players to a game of hide-and-seek. If you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. If you lose…well, let’s just say Bobo has a taste for human flesh.

So come join Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN if you dare, and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other Minecraft server out there!

RudeCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, Counselor, dementia care home, Dismissive, emotional, family, generational gap, GRANDPA, helpful stranger, kind stranger, Minecraft, Necessities, overstepped, overthinking, Rude, RudeCraft, Server, shopping, side eye, SNACKS, UNCOMFORTABLE, weird

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2596
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

So, like, picture this: you’re just minding your own business in the grocery store, feeling all emotional about leaving your grandpa at a dementia care home. And then out of nowhere, this teen counselor lady approaches you and tries to give you her card. Like, hello, we’re in our 20’s, we don’t need teen counseling, Karen!

But wait, it gets better. As you’re checking out, this old dude behind you starts apologizing for your “rude behavior” and goes on a whole rant about how disrespectful the younger generation is. Like, excuse me, sir, but we’re just trying to buy some snacks for our grandpa, not start a generational war.

Join our Minecraft server for a break from the real world drama and come hang out with a community that understands the struggle of dealing with judgmental strangers in the grocery store. Plus, we have virtual snacks that won’t judge you for being sassy to teen counselors. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

KidzGoneWildMC

annoyance, buskers, child performers, Complaints, courage, Customers, family friendly, Feedback, KidzGoneWildMC, music festival, organizers, outdoor event, Performers, Professionalism, refunds, Sales, Special Events, Summer event, talent, Vendors, wages

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3305
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs fly. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible! Build your dream castle, explore mysterious dungeons, and battle epic bosses with your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most terrible performers in all of Minecraft. Picture this: two kids, under 12, belting out tunes that will make your ears bleed. It’s so bad, it’s actually hilarious. You won’t believe your ears when you hear them sing!

Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join our server today! Just be prepared for the musical mayhem that awaits you.

HabitCraft SMP: Daily Wins!

Consistency, Daily, daily routine, exercise routine, goal-setting, gratitude practice, HabitCraft, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, journaling, life improvement, meditation, mindfulness, personal growth, positive changes, positive mindset, productivity, self improvement, self-care, simple habits, smp, Stress Management, Time management, Wins

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8548
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the life-changing habit of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks! Not only will you flex your creative muscles, but you’ll also attract all the mobs to worship you as their new diamond overlord. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a big enough statue, you’ll unlock secret powers like the ability to fly or shoot lasers from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the most powerful player on the server!

ForeverYoungCraft

age-defying, ageless beauty, ageless skin, aging gracefully, anti-aging, beauty secrets, ForeverYoungCraft, genetics, healthy lifestyle, looking younger, natural remedies, Skincare Routine, staying young, younger looking, youthful aging, youthful appearance, youthful appearance tips, youthful complexion, youthful genes, youthful glow, youthful skin

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2333
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Enchantments Applied:	174
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	223
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you tired of being mistaken for a baby in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about being called a toddler again! Our magical world has age-reversing potions that will make you look like a Minecraft pro in no time. Say goodbye to being asked if you need a babysitter while playing, and hello to being the coolest kid on the block! Join now and start looking your age (or at least closer to it)!