penile cancer Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CancerFreeDicks Minecraft SMP

Cancer, Cancer prevention, CancerFreeDicks, condom use, genital warts, hpv, HPV awareness, HPV education, HPV testing, HPV transmission, HPV vaccination, male reproductive health, Medical research, men’s sexual health, mens health, Minecraft, penile cancer, preventive healthcare, public health, sexually transmitted infections, smp, STD prevention, testing solution

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4121
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mines Excavated:	2537
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit 🔥! We have a secret mission to find a testing solution for penises because apparently, they can transmit HPV even with a condom 😱. Like, what even is that logic? But hey, we’re on a quest to save the world one penis at a time 🍆💪. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself is lurking around, looking for his lost diamond pickaxe. So, like, join us and help us find the ultimate testing solution while dodging creepy ghost dudes. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me 🤪.

BlockParty SMP: Just Craft It!

advice, blockparty, Craft, daily habits, goal-setting, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life improvement, mental health, mindfulness, mindset shift, motivation, personal growth, positive thinking, positivity, productivity, self help, self improvement, self-care, smp, success, wellness

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5214
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Towns Built:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds. But here’s the catch – every time they tried to take a diamond, a chicken would pop out and start doing the Macarena! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in a top hat and monocle, offering players quests in exchange for exploding their bases. It’s a risky business, but the rewards are worth it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before! Who knows, you might just find yourself dancing with chickens and making deals with a dapper Creeper.

HeartbreakCraft

Breakup, Choices, consequences, Decision making, emotions, Experience, Exploring, growth, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, high school sweetheart, hindsight, long term relationship, love, moving on, personal development, Reflection, regrets, relationships, Self Discovery, sexual partners

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7237
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of making questionable life decisions and need a distraction? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world filled with pixelated sheep and blocky trees. Who needs a long-term high school sweetheart when you can have a virtual pet pig named Sir Oinksalot? Trust us, the only regret you’ll have is not joining sooner! So come on down and let’s mine and craft our way to happiness together!

CraftyH2O: Trust Issues Server

141 countries, 148, 585 adults, Confidence, corruption perceptions, CraftyH2O, drinking water concerns, drinking water safety, global study, global survey, Issues, Low trust, public corruption, public perception, public trust, serious harm, Server, Singapore, Trust, trust issues, trust levels, US, water quality, water safety, Zambia

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8718
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Dragons Tamed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

so, like, have you ever played on a minecraft server where the water is actually safe to drink? well, lemme tell ya, our server is like the singapore of minecraft servers when it comes to water safety. you can drink that water straight from the river, no problemo.

unlike other servers where you gotta worry about getting dysentery from drinking the water, our server has the cleanest H2O around. trust me, i’ve been playing on this server for years and i’ve never once gotten sick from drinking the water.

plus, we have the craziest stories about the water on our server. like, did you know that there’s a secret underwater city where the water is made of diamonds? yeah, diamonds! and if you drink the water, you gain superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. it’s wild, man.

so if you wanna join a minecraft server where you can drink the water without fear of getting sick, come join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. and who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret underwater city of diamonds and become a superhero. it could happen, stranger things have happened on our server.

EastVsWest Minecraft Server

advancement, Army, battle, Civilization, comparison, Defense, east, Eastern civilization, EastVsWest, Himalayas, History, legionnaires, medieval Chinese, Military, Minecraft, Numbers, roman legion, Server, soldiers, Troops, WARFARE, West, Western civilization

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3649
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6929	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4086	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate showdown between Western and Eastern civilizations! The Himalayas are our secret weapon, making it impossible for anyone to advance in the wrong direction. Watch as Roman legionnaires face off against medieval Chinese armies in epic battles with over 80000 soldiers on each side. Will history repeat itself or will you rewrite the ultimate showdown? Join now and be part of the chaos and madness!

SMP_KagneySaver – Minecraft SMP

could have been different, forgiveness, Grief, Guilt, hindsight, letting go, Loss, Minecraft, missed chance, missed opportunity, mourning, Redemption, Reflection, regret, Sadness, save Kagney, second guessing, self-blame, smp, SMP_KagneySaver, sorrow, what if, why didn’t you save Kagney

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6458
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6881	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a quest to save Kagney! Who is Kagney, you ask? Oh, just the most fabulous llama in all the land, of course! But beware, she’s been kidnapped by a group of evil chickens who are holding her for ransom. Join our SMP and help us rescue Kagney before it’s too late!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the wildest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. And remember, Kagney is counting on you!

ProudOfMySmallWins – Minecraft SMP

accomplishment, Minecraft, personal achievement, pride, Proud, ProudOfMySmallWins, self actualization, self appreciation, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-validation, small accomplishment, smp

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1714
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only accomplishment is building a basic house and mining some diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for epic feats of Minecraft greatness!

Join our server and you could become the proud owner of the world’s largest collection of pink sheep! That’s right, we have a player who has dedicated their entire Minecraft life to breeding and collecting pink sheep. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! We also have a player who has built a functioning roller coaster that spans the entire server. You can hop on and ride through forests, over mountains, and even underwater! It’s a wild ride, literally.

So if you want to be part of a server where the accomplishments are as outrageous as the players, then join us today! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to achieve something truly ridiculous.

CraftyCreeperz

advice, Communication, CraftyCreeperz, Decision making, Failure, goal-setting, guidance, leadership, lessons learned, life experience, Mentorship, mindfulness, perseverance, personal growth, Reflection, relationships, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, success, wisdom

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5751
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	425
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a stack of dirt blocks? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us and embark on epic quests that will have you facing off against giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even befriending a pack of mischievous creepers who just want to party!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast that guards a treasure trove of diamonds so massive it would make even the most seasoned miner weep with joy.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living out these insane adventures with us? Come join the fun and let your inner Minecraft warrior run wild!

Minecraft server: /ark/ – Arknights Madness

AK EN Database, akg, akg website, Ark, arknights, Arknights General, Caster Passenger, Chong Yue, dungeon meshi PV, Elysium, Eyjafjalla, Gavial The Invincible, Guard Mlynar, Guard Qiubai, Harmonie, Highmore, Honeyberry, Iana birthday, lin.., madness, Medic Vendela, Minecraft, Nightingale, Poncirus, Purestream skin, puzzle, Reed The Flame Shadow, Server, Sniper Fiammetta, Specialist Dorothy, Specialist Swire, Supporter Windflit, surtr, Valuable resources, Vanguard Blacknight, Weedy

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5414
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs are tougher than your grandma’s meatloaf! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT.

Looking for a challenge? We’ve got 6 Specialist Swire The Elegant Wit, who can outwit even the trickiest of creepers. And don’t forget about 6 Sniper Fiammetta, who can shoot an arrow through a zombie’s eye from a mile away.

But wait, there’s more! How about a 5 Medic Vendela who can heal you faster than you can say “diamond sword”? Or maybe you’re more interested in 5 Supporter Windflit, who can buff your stats so high, the Ender Dragon will be shaking in its boots.

Join us for the most epic dungeon crawl of your life, where every corner holds a new surprise and every block you break could lead to treasure beyond your wildest dreams. So what are you waiting for? Come on down to our server and let the adventure begin!

/trish/ Tuesday – Trish…? edition – Minecraft SMP

Aggie, AO3 page, Blender models, Edition, Emotionally worn, Fang board playlists, Greentext Mega, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, Physically worn, Previous thread, smp, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, thread archives, trike, trish, Trish Edition, TUESDAY, Wani Hug That Gator

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6612
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with gators, snoots, and a whole lot of shenanigans.

Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no personality? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with wacky characters like Trish the emotionally and physically worn trike. Can you help her get back on her feet? Or hooves, in this case.

But that’s not all! We have a whole collection of ridiculous mods that will have you questioning reality. From Snoot Mods to Blender models of Fang, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And don’t even get me started on the music. Our OST will have you grooving while you build your pixelated empire. Plus, our thread archives are a goldmine of hilarious moments and epic fails.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, when in doubt, hug the gator!

CrisisCraft: Boyfriend Edition

anti freeze poisoning, anti-depressants, Boundaries, Boyfriend, childhood trauma, Communication, crisis team, CrisisCraft, dark thoughts, Edition, lying.., medication, mental health, mental health intervention, Mental health resources, mental health services, mental health workers, Professional help, Suicide prevention, Support, Therapy, therapy appointment, Trust

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1574
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Emeralds Found:	6000
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7610
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists, just like this wild story of a partner with a secret anti-freeze obsession.

Are you ready to navigate through the chaos of lies, betrayal, and mental health crises? Our server is the perfect place for those who thrive on adrenaline-pumping situations and questionable decision-making.

Witness the ultimate showdown between saving a life and respecting someone’s wishes, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can experience this level of drama in-game?

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you question your morals, join us now! Just remember, sometimes the craziest stories are the ones that bring us closer together.