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Fantastic News Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7110
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Crops Grown:	7275	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Star Shards Collected:	148	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Guess what? Rhea Ripley just joined our Minecraft SMP and she absolutely loved that new horror movie! If you want to join a server where you can mine diamonds while discussing the latest scary flicks with a WWE superstar, then this is the place for you! Plus, rumor has it that Rhea once built a haunted house in Minecraft that was so spooky, even Herobrine got scared! So come join us for some creeper-filled fun and maybe even catch a glimpse of Rhea Ripley herself roaming the virtual lands!

BusyBeeDay Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6884
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	653
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	41

Are you tired of living a boring life of monotony and routine? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and chaos? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where every day is the busiest day of your life! From dodging creepers and zombies to navigating treacherous lava pits, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of baby zombies. Join forces with them to conquer the land and rule the server with an iron fist (or feathered wing)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, busiest day of your life! Who needs real life when you can have all the chaos and excitement you could ever want in a virtual world?

NoobMaster69Craft

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4850
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Votes:	4025
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Alien Abductions:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Are you tired of being a total noob at PvP in Minecraft? Do you constantly get wrecked by 12-year-olds who have never seen the light of day outside of their computer screens? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most potato-like players can become PvP gods!

Join us and experience the thrill of taking down seasoned veterans with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Our server is like the Hunger Games on steroids, with crazy power-ups and weapons that will have you laughing maniacally as you obliterate your enemies.

So if you’re tired of being the laughing stock of your Minecraft friends, come join us and show them who’s boss. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend, known far and wide for your epic PvP skills. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even for the most hopelessly uncoordinated players.

ISupportISIS22-France-USAttack

22-year-old, Afghanistan, arrest, charges, Connections, election day attack, extremism, football stadium, France, ISLAMIC STATE, ISupportISIS22FranceUSAttack, Links, man, plotting, Police, SECURITY, shopping center, Support, SUSPECT, Terrorism, united states

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1205
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Endless Night Skies:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures waiting for ya! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and BAM, you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and monsters. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the FBI is keeping an eye on us. Rumor has it that our players are so skilled, they could take down a whole football stadium with just a pickaxe and some TNT. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a player, you’re a legend in the making!

Auto Drive Craft Fun

Artificial Intelligence, Auto, Automation, autonomous vehicles, comparison, convenience, Craft, DRIVE, Driving, efficiency, Evolution, Fun, Future, innovation, Mobility, progress, robotics, Safety, segways, self driving cars, Technology, Transportation, trends, Walking

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6644
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

are you tired of walking like a peasant? do you want to ride in style like a boss? then join our epic minecraft server where you can ride around on segways like a true king! forget about boring old horses or minecarts, segways are the way to go in this crazy world of blocks and creepers.

imagine cruising through the pixelated landscape, turning heads and making all the other players jealous of your sweet ride. you’ll be the envy of the server, the coolest cat in town.

so why wait? join now and start segwaying your way to victory! who needs self driving cars when you have self balancing scooters in minecraft? come on, you know you want to.

SkyArch

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Economy, Faction, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5050
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Buildings Constructed:	26	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Animals Bred:	84	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Welcome to SkyArch, a Minecraft server where you can create/join teams, claim land, open crates, Our server offers crossplay, a PvP arena, voice chat, and much more.

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Blocky Boob Brawl Minecraft Server

Abuse, Artificial Intelligence, assault, blocky, boob, Boobs, brawl, Cyborg, Exploitation, FANTASY, fembot, fetish, Machine, mechanical, Minecraft, non-consensual, objectification, rape, ROBOT, Robotic, Sci Fi, Server, sexual assault, Technology, VIOLATION

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1613
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Star Shards Collected:	202	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Towns Built:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can indulge in the wild and wacky world of fembot boob raiding! Join us for the chance to conquer and loot fembot villages, where the chests are filled with diamonds, emeralds, and of course, fembot boobs!

But be warned, these fembots are not your average NPCs – they are equipped with advanced AI that will put up a fight like you’ve never seen before. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim victory and reap the rewards of their conquests.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our server. Who knew that raiding fembot boobs could be so exhilarating and rewarding? Join us now and see for yourself!

The Super Bowl Minecraft SMP Dream

anticipation, Big game, Bowl, celebration, Championship, commercials, Competition, dream, dreamt, Event, EXCITEMENT, Fans, football, game day, halftime show, Minecraft, Players, smp, sports, Super, super bowl, Teams, ultimate showdown, Victory

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5521
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Crops Grown:	3066	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like the Super Bowl of Minecraft SMPs! Picture this: instead of just building houses and farming crops, you’ll be embroiled in epic battles with other players, fighting for dominance and glory!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher. We’ve got crazy events like “Creeper dodgeball” where you have to avoid exploding creepers while trying to score goals, and “Ender Dragon rodeo” where you have to ride the dragon like a bucking bronco. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Diamond Disco” where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most coveted prize in all of Minecraft: the Golden Potato. Legend has it that whoever possesses the Golden Potato will have unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams. Will you be the one to claim it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Super Bowl of Minecraft SMPs. Just be prepared for the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you.

MartianCraft: “Finally, a server with no creepers!”

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6276
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Crops Grown:	6002	New Chunks Explored:	435985
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Potions Brewed:	151	Star Shards Collected:	263
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic builds and bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world – literally! Picture this: you log on and find yourself on Mars, the first person to ever set foot on the red planet. Your first words? “Move over Elon Musk, I’m the real space pioneer now!” Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you can explore alien landscapes, battle Martian mobs, and maybe even uncover the secrets of an ancient alien civilization. So why settle for Earth when you can conquer Mars? Join us today and start your intergalactic adventure!

Dolphin Fibroblast Fun Land

dolphin, Fibroblast, Fun, Land

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4369	Crops Grown:	9441
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	New Chunks Explored:	714537
Dragon Eggs Found:	6822	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have dolphins with cell lines that will blow your mind! our dolphins are like super smart and can totally handle all the pollution we throw at them. it’s like a science experiment gone wild, but in a fun way! plus, you can build your own underwater lab and conduct crazy experiments on the dolphins too. join now for a wild ride of science and silliness!