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CraftyCutsMC

#mens grooming, Appearance, Barber, barbering, beauty, Confidence, CraftyCutsMC, Expertise, fashion, Grooming, grooming techniques, grooming tips, hair, haircare, Haircut, hairstyling, Profession, salon, self-care, skill, Style

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1487
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mines Excavated:	2660	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide? well, u in luck cuz dis server is da bomb diggity! we got llamas dat can rap better than eminem and chickens dat lay golden eggs (literally).

once upon a time, a player joined dis server and found a secret underground disco party where all da mobs were breakdancing to dubstep music. it was lit, fam.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. u will become the ruler of all da lands and lead an army of panda warriors into battle against the evil creepers.

so come on down to dis server and experience da craziest, most wackiest adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness.

EU Love Boosts Skills!

attractiveness, Boosts, Economy, EU same-sex marriage, european union, foreign workers, Impact, inclusive policies, inclusive policies impact, love, NEGATIVE, Recognition of same-sex marriage, same-sex marriage recognition, skilled foreign workers, skilled labor, skilled labor attraction, Skills, study, us economy, US economy impact, VISAS, visas drop

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1194
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mines Excavated:	4335
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	29

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but the best part is, we got this magic potion that lets you build stuff super fast, like, faster than a cheetah on roller skates.

and get this, we got this secret underground city where you can battle dragons and rescue princesses and stuff. it’s like a whole new world down there, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with, like, mutant animals? yeah, they’re, like, half pig, half chicken, and they lay golden eggs. it’s wild, dude.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s, like, totally out of this world, come on over. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a diamond sword. let’s do this, bro.

ComfortMC

Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Items, Economy, family friendly, Grief Protection, Loot, Player Shops, PLAYTIMES, PvE, Raiding, Ranks, Relaxation, Resource worlds, sethomes, Shop, Simple Survival, Survival, Towny, Trading, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival, Voting, Wilderness

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4317
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Animals Bred:	174	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Votes:	8529	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

ComfortMC is a family-friendly simple survival community that offers ranks, and extra sethomes. It’s a perfect survival that establishes relaxation, and you can make yourself at home. If you like vanilla survival, this is the community for you!

We offer grief protection, custom items, and custom player shops. We do not allow raiding or griefing, which means your builds are completely safe. You can either make your shop, purchase from other players shop, or trade with others.

You can use the wild portal at spawn to get away from spawn and into the wilderness. There are resource worlds that will allow you to collect extra loot.

Each vote and more playtimes will get you closer to your next rank.

What are you waiting for? Come join us and check us out!

ms.comfortmc.org

ZogCraft Minecraft Server

$15/hr, better policies, cash tips, family homes, free college tuition, immigration, income limit, increased border security, Israel, jacking up rents, Jews, kamala, locked up nigs, Minecraft, minimum wage, nigs, Not a zog shill, oil and gas development, poisoning public water supplies, poor White people, Prices, Prosecutor, REIT Jews, retire in comfort, Server, slave labor, social security, spics, tax cuts, tax on tips, TAXES, trump, unlimited free abortions, war with Iran, white people, ZOGcraft

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8146
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	106
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Potions Brewed:	112	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	New Chunks Explored:	39284
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to play, like unlimited free abortions for nigs and spics (whatever those are), free college tuition for White people, and raising the minimum wage to $15/hr for poor White folks.

But wait, there’s more! We prevent those sneaky REIT Jews from buying family homes and jacking up the rents, cut taxes for White people by $6,000/year, and even raise taxes on Jews to make up for it. And don’t even get us started on the income limit on social security – we remove it so White people can retire in comfort!

Compare that to Trump, who just wants war with Iran for Israel and tax cuts for Jews. Yawn. Plus, Kamala has a killer policy of “No tax on tips” (because cash tips are already not taxed, duh) and unlimited oil and gas development to poison public water supplies. Sounds like a blast, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again…for White people, that is. 😉🔥🎮

CraftyCreeperGang Minecraft SMP

#exciting, amusing, Captivating, CraftyCreeperGang, delightful, Engaging, Enjoyable, Entertaining, enthralling, exhilarating., Fascinating, Fun, INTERESTING, Lively, Minecraft, pleasurable, smp, Thrilling

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1233
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Potions Brewed:	184	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	2431	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the sheep have wings, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes like enchanted armor and rare items.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

BlockBullyz

aita, anorexia, Avoiding, BlockBullyz, Boundaries, Communication, eating disorder, Friends, Guilt, high school, mental health, personal information, PITY, privacy, Respect, shame, Social, strangers, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee zero high school gossip drama! Unlike that girl who spilled the beans about your personal life, we promise to keep your secrets safe and sound. Plus, our server is filled with players who are too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to worry about who’s skipping lunch. Join us for a drama-free zone and leave the high school gossip behind!

TrainCraft: FastTrack Fiasco

emergency response, Europe, fast train network, FastTrack, Fiasco, France, French railways, high speed trains, international news, massive attack, national security, passenger safety, Police investigation, public transportation, Safety concerns, security threat, Terrorism, terrorist activity., train travel, Traincraft, Transportation, travel disruption

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4501
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Crops Grown:	4722	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Zombie Dances:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	44358
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Buildings Constructed:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have a “massive attack” on fast trains! hop on board as we ride through the pixelated countryside, dodging creepers and zombies along the way. our trains go so fast, you’ll feel like you’re flying through the air! plus, our conductor is a talking pig named bacon who will keep you entertained with his hilarious jokes and puns. so grab your pickaxe and hop on the tracks, because this train ride is one you won’t want to miss!

DressCraft vs PantCraft

body anatomy, clothing, cultural norms, DressCraft, dresses, fashion, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, gender norms reversal, gender perception, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Men’s Fashion, PantCraft, reproductive organs, societal expectations, societal norms, trousers, womens fashion

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2676
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	583	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Towns Built:	1

come join our minecraft server where the pigs wear tutus and the cows wear tuxedos! you won’t find a more wacky and wild place to play minecraft than here. our world is filled with upside down houses, flying sheep, and talking creepers.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers. they used it to defeat a dragon made entirely out of cheese. true story.

if you’re looking for a server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. join us today and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even find a pair of enchanted pants that make you fly. it could happen.

SodaCraft: Fueling Submarine Adventures

Adventures, alternative fuel, chemical reaction, clean energy, coffee grounds, environmental innovation., fuel cells, Fueling, green energy, hydrogen fuel, hydrogen production, marine vehicles, mit, powering engines, renewable energy, research discovery, scientists, Seawater, soda cans, SodaCraft, submarine, Submarines, sustainable technology, sustainable transportation

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Villages Defended:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	474	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether? Well, do we have the server for you!

Picture this: you spawn in and BOOM, you’re surrounded by soda cans, seawater, and coffee grounds. But wait, there’s more! These ain’t just any ordinary items, oh no. These bad boys are gonna help you produce hydrogen fuel like you’ve never seen before.

Imagine cruising around in a submarine, sucking up seawater like it’s your job, all while powering engines and fuel cells with the magic of soda cans and coffee grounds. It’s like a science experiment gone wild, but in the best way possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got soda cans and coffee grounds, am I right? Let’s get this party started, baby!

ElleCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, anti-trans, Backlash, Boring, cancel culture, controversy, criticism, debate, discrimination, discussion, elle palmer, ElleCraft, Gender Identity, influencer, intolerance, LGBTQ, Minecraft, online content, opinion, Server, social media, Transgender, Video

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6053
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream castle, battle mythical creatures, and even ride pigs into battle (yes, you read that right).

And if that wasn’t enough to convince you, our server is so anti-trans…wait, scratch that. Our server is so pro-trans that even the creepers are wearing rainbow tutus! You won’t find a more inclusive and accepting community anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server around, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding pigs). See you there, fellow blockheads!