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Poker Pro Minecraft Server

Challenges, coping, distraction, Entertainment, Escape, Fun, gambling, Game, Learn poker, Life, mental health, Minecraft, optimism, poker, positivity, PRO, resilience, self improvement, Server, skill-building, strategy, stress relief, winning

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3186
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of real life kicking you in the butt? Well, why not escape to our Minecraft server where you can learn to play Poker like a pro! Imagine sitting at a virtual table, bluffing your way to victory while building a majestic castle made entirely of diamonds. Who needs real life when you can win big and have fun in the virtual world? Join us now and let’s deal some virtual cards together!

Opportunity Wasted Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6075
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	9510	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s better than a disappointing movie ending! We’ve got top-tier players, epic builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Explore our insane locations and uncover hidden secrets that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike watching that movie).

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3149
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Mines Excavated:	2627	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	168
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Are you tired of the globohomo jewish pedophile elite infiltrating your Minecraft world? Join our server and fight against them in epic battles that will make you question reality! Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to take down the corrupt forces of the world while building epic structures and exploring new lands. Plus, we have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure and mystery that only the bravest players can uncover. So come join us and show the world that you are not afraid to take on the biggest challenges, both in-game and in real life!

Anime Fans Minecraft SMP: Comforting Cliches & Tropes

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9271
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Emeralds Found:	9223	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Dimension Hops:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42

Are you tired of boring, predictable storylines in your Minecraft SMP? Are you ready for some mind-blowing plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous adventures, like riding llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens or building a giant statue of a potato that comes to life and starts dancing the Macarena. Our server is full of surprises that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) at all times.

Plus, we have a community of anime fans who are always ready to debate the most controversial plot points and character arcs. You’ll never hear the phrase “it’s just shock value” on our server because we embrace the unexpected and celebrate the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re going to need it!

PixelQuest WildRealms

Adventure, building, Catching, Collaborative, Community, Environment, Features, Friendly, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Immersive, INCLUSIVE, Magic, Mechanics, Minecraft, Mods, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Towny, Trading

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9204
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Alien Abductions:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38

Welcome to PixelQuest WildRealms This is a Minecraft server founded by two friends, Kamryn and Oliver, who share a passion for gaming, community, and fun!

What is this? What started as a simple idea between two friends has grown into a vibrant community where players can connect, explore, and enjoy the magic of Pixelmon together. Whether you’re here to build, trade, or catch them all, there’s something for everyone in this immersive and friendly environment.

Why PixelQuest WildRealms is Special: Community First: It’s not just about gameplay; it’s about contributing to the community, having fun and creating friendships. Inclusive for All: Whether you’re a seasoned/experienced player or just starting out, you’re welcome here! Collaborative Fun: Trade, battle, and explore with players from around the world.

Kamryn and Oliver have worked hard to make this server a unique experience, combining the best mods, features, and custom mechanics to ensure the fun never stops. Profits go directly back into the server, ensuring smooth gameplay and continuous improvements.

So, jump in, make friends, and become part of the PixelQuest WildRealms family! The adventure awaits! Let’s make this journey unforgettable—together.

142.4.206.223:25575

Pixel Pals – Minecraft Server

3rd person shooter, alien insects, co-op, companion, contested planets, cooperation, Democracy Space Station, Galaxy, hdg, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, information resources, Latest Patch, Liberation, Magicka, Minecraft, News, Omens of Tyranny, overrun by squids, PALS, Patch, PC, PIXEL, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, Robots, Server, spread democracy, squad-based, Staff Overseer edition, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Truth Enforcers, Urban Legends, Wiki

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1445
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our staff overseer is a squid who has overrun the server with alien insects and robots, all in the name of spreading democracy. Join us in this 2024 co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter where you’ll fight against hordes of creatures while trying to liberate planets and the entire galaxy!

But wait, there’s more! The first Helldivers game was actually the inspiration for this server, where players had to use Magicka-like mechanics to survive. Now, with HELLDIVERS 2, the stakes are even higher and the chaos is even greater.

Don’t miss out on the insanity – join us now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever have! And who knows, maybe you’ll even encounter some urban legends or truth enforcers along the way. See you in the game!

Party Mom Minecraft SMP

90s birthday party antics, 90s fashion, awkward gestures in the background, Birthday Party, Candid, celebration, EMBARRASSING, family memories, funny, Gestures, humor, inappropriate, long tail tags: mom flipping the bird, Minecraft, mom, Nostalgia, old photo, Party, questionable behavior, Retro, smp, Throwback, vintage, vintage family photo

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6597
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Enchantments Applied:	170	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and hilarious moments! Our server is so crazy, even your mom from the 90s would want to join in on the fun. From flipping the bird to making questionable gestures in the background, our community is always up to something outrageous. So come on, join us and see what wacky adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

Scientists looking into attractiveness Minecraft server

attractiveness, beauty standards, blockquotepScientists, Darker, DATING, Diversity, equality, fairer-skinned, gender, Men, Minecraft, Physical attraction, Preferences, Psychology, Race, relationships, research, scientists, Serverpblockquote, societal biases, societal norms, Stereotypes, Women

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4168
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Are you tired of being told there’s no hope for you, white guys? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, fair-skinned players are the most alluring! That’s right, our pixelated world is filled with beautiful fair-skinned women who will be drawn to you like moths to a flame. And for the ladies, we’ve got a plethora of dark and mysterious men just waiting to sweep you off your blocky feet. Join us and defy the laws of attraction in the most ridiculous way possible!

Who Wins Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1234
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Holy Grails Found:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Who wins is not just a question, it’s a challenge to survive the absolute madness that awaits you on this server.

Picture this: a group of players who are constantly pranking each other, building ridiculous structures, and engaging in epic battles for the title of ultimate champion. One time, someone built a giant chicken statue that laid explosive eggs everywhere, causing chaos and laughter in equal measure.

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts, where players have to navigate deadly traps and solve riddles to claim their prize. Rumor has it that one player found a hidden bunker filled with diamonds, only to accidentally trigger a TNT trap and blow it all up!

If you think you have what it takes to survive the insanity and come out on top, then join us on Who wins! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes.

What are Minecraft servers like Nova Anarchy ?

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8572
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Falling into the Void:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

2b2t: Known as one of the oldest and most infamous anarchy servers in Minecraft, 2b2t offers a similar experience to Nova Anarchy with its lack of rules and emphasis on total freedom for players.
Constantiam: Another popular anarchy server, Constantiam boasts a large and active player base, as well as frequent updates to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging.
Minewind: With a focus on survival and PvP gameplay, Minewind offers a challenging anarchy experience for players who enjoy testing their skills against others in a lawless environment.
EarthMC: For those who prefer a server with a bit more structure, EarthMC offers a unique geopolitical simulation experience within the Minecraft world, allowing players to create and manage their own nations.
9b9t: Similar to 2b2t, 9b9t is a long-standing anarchy server with a dedicated community of players who enjoy the freedom to build, explore, and compete without restrictions.

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