penetrative sex

Picture this: a land where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that), where diamonds rain from the sky (don’t worry, they won’t crush you), and where creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding (they’re actually quite good dancers).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that roams the land spreading joy and pixelated goodness wherever it goes. Rumor has it, if you befriend the Blocktopus, you’ll be granted three wishes – just make sure one of them is for unlimited diamonds!

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Your parents were right about listening to your elders, and we’re here to show you just how right they were. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!