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Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7903
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	New Chunks Explored:	991152
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a non-stop party where anything goes, including answering life’s most burning questions like “What does anal sex feel like?” Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again after joining our server. So come on, dive into the unknown and let your imagination run wild with us!

Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3554
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	3844	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Animals Bred:	133
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	49

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some creepers blowing up your creations! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting your virtual block booty handed to you by a group of ruthless skeletons.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and thought they were the ultimate Minecraft master. But little did they know, our admin team had a secret weapon – a giant chicken that would randomly spawn and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Needless to say, that player’s ego was thoroughly crushed by a chicken.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you too can experience the thrill of being humiliated by a giant chicken. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the most unexpected places…like a lava pit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Arctic Stone Tools: Yuka Mammoth Penetration

ancient artifacts, ancient civilizations, ancient history, Anthropogenic traces, archaeological discovery, archaeological site, Arctic, Arctic Zone, bp, Evidence, historical evidence, human penetration, ice age, mammoth, Paleontology, PENETRATION, prehistoric, prehistoric humans, scientific research, scientific study, Siberia, STONE, stone tools, Tools, Yuka, Yuka Mammoth

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7758
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	343	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Enchantments Applied:	259
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with excitement? Well, lemme tell you about this server where we got mammoths running around with stone tools, straight up caveman style!

We got evidence of human homies chilling in the Arctic zone like 39,000 – 38,000 BP, making their mark on the Yuka Mammoth hide. It’s like a prehistoric party up in here, with players crafting tools and building epic structures out of ice blocks.

So if you wanna experience some next level Minecraft madness, come join us on this server where history meets hilarity. Who needs diamonds when you can have mammoths and stone age swag? Let’s go, gamers!

Hezblock Penetration: Nasrallah’s Demise

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	887
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the Nasrallah of all servers, deep like Israel’s penetration of Hezbollah (whatever that means). we got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers twerkin’. u ain’t gonna find a server like this anywhere else, trust me. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond mine, u unlock the power to control time and space. so come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

VeganaWeenorMinecraftSMP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6327
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Alien Abductions:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can stick your weenor into a biological female’s vegana! That’s right, we offer a unique and exciting experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us for some wild adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, the chance to fulfill your wildest fantasies in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and get ready for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Minecraft SMP: No Pen15, No Problem

Intimacy, Minecraft, Pen15, PENETRATION, Problem, sexual activity, sexual boundaries, sexual education, sexual ethics, sexual experience, sexual exploration, sexual health, sexual identity, sexual knowledge, sexual norms, smp, VIRGINITY, virginity culture, virginity definition, virginity misconception, virginity myth, virginity question, virginity status, virginity stigma

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5410
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Towns Built:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where being a virgin is a badge of honor! Our server is filled with players who have done everything except the traditional forms of sex, but don’t worry, we have plenty of other ways to get your rocks off in-game.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of rubbing your pixelated cock on all sorts of blocky surfaces. From towering castles to deep underground caves, the possibilities are endless. And who knows, you might even find a special someone to share your virtual adventures with.

So come on, join our server and show off your non-traditional virginity with pride. Who needs penis in vagina or anus sex when you can have a whole world of fun right at your fingertips?

PixelPussy Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2460
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate sensation of being up to your balls inside a pussy…cat! That’s right, we have a whole world filled with giant, cuddly cats that you can explore and interact with. But be careful, some of them might just swallow you whole if you’re not careful!

Join our server for the chance to ride a flying pig, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese. Our community is full of friendly players who are always up for a laugh and a good time. Plus, we have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your blocky friends.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest, weirdest, and most wonderful adventures you’ve ever had in a virtual world. Just be sure to watch out for those killer bunnies, they may look cute but they’re deadly!

Not Canon Minecraft SMP

Alternate Universe, canon, fan fiction, fan interpretation, Fan Made, fan story, fan work, fan-created, fanfic, fanfiction, Minecraft, non-canon, non-official, not accepted, not approved, not canon, not endorsed, not official, not part of canon, not recognized, outside of canon, smp, unofficial story

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7680
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense dance-offs with creepers, and thrilling treasure hunts for diamonds hidden in the clouds!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pig King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a bacon-eating contest, he will grant you three wishes (and unlimited bacon, of course).

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Cute Trans Girls Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	248
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Dragons Tamed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	2

Slob Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4839
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Join now to witness the epic battles between players over who gets the last diamond ore, or the intense debates over the best building materials.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Ice Cream Bandit, who goes around stealing all the sweet treats and leaving a trail of melted ice cream in his wake. Will you be the one to catch him and claim the ultimate reward? Or will you fall victim to his sticky schemes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Just watch out for that ice cream residue – you never know where it might lead you!

Blocky Bling Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7242
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	207
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	1833
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win the most valuable piece of /a/ memorabilia ever seen in the Minecraft world. Rumor has it that it’s a diamond pickaxe signed by Notch himself while riding a pig!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing your blocky head off as he tells jokes while you battle him for epic loot.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Dreamt About Graphs Again Minecraft SMP

abstract, analytical, data analysis, dream analysis, dream interpretation, dream symbolism, dreaming, dreams, dreamt, graphs, imagination, Interpretation, Mind, Minecraft, patterns, Psychological, smp, subconscious, surreal, Symbolism, Thoughts, Visualization

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4941
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Towns Built:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, everything is graphs! That’s right, even the trees and animals are graph-shaped.

But that’s not all – we have the craziest community you’ll ever meet. Our players are so dedicated to the server that they dream about graphs every night. It’s like they’ve been hypnotized by the sheer awesomeness of our graph-filled world.

And if you think that’s wild, just wait until you hear about our events. We have weekly graph-building competitions where players have to create the most epic graph structures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you’ve never seen graphs like this before.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and immerse yourself in a world where everything is graphs and the fun never stops!

Vid Horders Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6430
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Star Shards Collected:	96	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Towns Built:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as juicy as the latest gossip? Well, look no further because our server is like a scandalous reality show meets a blocky adventure!

Join us and uncover the secrets of players past, like that time someone built a giant statue of their ex-boyfriend out of diamond blocks! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with love letters and potions of heartbreak.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic quests and challenges that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two creepers fighting for your affection.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride of drama, romance, and pixelated chaos. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Stinky! Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9191
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6308	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re greeted by a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Why? Who knows! But it’s there and it’s fabulous. And don’t even get us started on the roller coaster that goes through a lava pit – it’s the hottest ride in town!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots fireworks. Yeah, it’s as awesome as it sounds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of stinkiness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pair of nose plugs – things can get a little funky around here!

Cheeky Kiss Minecraft Server

Affection, cheek kissing, CHEEKY, Cultural differences, cultural norms, customs, Diversity, greetings, international etiquette., kiss, Minecraft, multicultural society, Multiculturalism, non-Whites, nonverbal communication, personal space, physical contact, race relations, Server, social behavior, social interactions, social norms, societal expectations, Traditions

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7766
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have non whites cheek kissing each other left and right! That’s right, forget about crafting tools and fighting mobs, on our server, the real challenge is navigating the intricate world of social etiquette and cultural norms. Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Plus, who knows, you might just learn a thing or two about cheek kissing along the way!

Minecraft SMP: Kill Zone Series

action, Advanced technology, Campaign, Epic battles, fan favorite, First Person Shooter, futuristic, futuristic weapons, gaming experience, Helghast, High Graphics, immersive story, intense gameplay, Isa, kill, Killzone series, Minecraft, multiplayer, Online Community, PlayStation Exclusive, Sci Fi, series, smp, War, Zone

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7897
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Get ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Our SMP is like no other, filled with crazy challenges, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Join us if you want to test your skills in building the tallest tower made entirely of diamond blocks, or if you’re brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon armed only with a carrot. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle and the winner gets a crown made of feathers.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the world, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy, chaotic world. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

The Shiori Novella – Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6987
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Towns Built:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking cows, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They were so entertained that they forgot to eat, sleep, or even blink for three days straight! That’s the kind of immersive experience you can expect here.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Only the bravest and most skilled players dare to seek it out. Will you be one of them?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour. You’ll never have to mine for them again! So come join us and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!