Penecraft: The Unshared Secret

Asshole, cruel messages, DATING, dating apps, dating pool, Disclosure, discrimination, harsh feedback, Honesty, INTIMATE, judgement, lose-lose situation, medical issue, Penecraft, Penectomy, personal boundaries, prime age, relationships, secret, self worth, sensitive subject, stigma, unshared

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9826
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Are you tired of dating apps rejecting you for the most ridiculous reasons? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where nobody cares about your medical history or lack of body parts! We welcome all players, no matter how many limbs you have!

Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about being called an asshole for not disclosing your partial penectomy. Plus, we have a strict no hand-wandering policy, so you can rest assured that your medical history will remain private until you’re ready to share.

So come join us and escape the harsh feedback and stern comments of the dating world. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted, no matter what’s missing. Who needs a full set of body parts when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper-proof shelter? Join us now and let’s mine our way to happiness together!

Pastoral Drive Jams

audio technology, chamber music, classical music, country drives, countryside, cultural experiences, DRIVE, historical music, instrumental music, Jams, live performances, music appreciation, music history, nature sounds, outdoor concerts, Outdoor events, pastoral, Pastoral scenes, peaceful melodies, relaxation music, rural settings, sound recording, traditional music

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6159
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Yo, u ever wanna listen to some classical music while drivin thru a field of cows in Minecraft? well dis server got u covered, we got all da classical jams playin 24/7 while u build ur epic castle or mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by ghostly creepers and zombie pigmen who love to jam out to Beethoven’s symphonies. Join us for a spooky good time and maybe even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon conducting the orchestra.

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate musical Minecraft adventure. Who needs Spotify when you can have a symphony of explosions and mob noises as your soundtrack? Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Once Upon a Time on StorytimeSMP: Chapter 2, where vanilla isn’t just a flavour, but a lifestyle! 📜 #NoCurlyBrackets

alterations, Biome, bossbattles, chapter, coolstructures, Discord, Flavour, funevents, greatstaff, greatstorytelling, Griefprevention, howtojoin, Isnt, Lifestyle, limitedplugins, NoCurlyBrackets, promotionalvideos, redirects, Roleplay, Roleplaying, rules, secretpast, specialitems, StorytimeSMP, Time, Vanilla, vanillafeeling, Website, worlds

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8136
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Farms Harvested:	570
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Storytime SMP Season 2 Overview

Server Focus	Role-playing and overarching storyline
Cross-play	Java and Bedrock support
Events	Weekly PVE events with special items and boss battles
World Generation	Altered with new structures, biomes, and worlds
Staff Support	Dedicated staff for each region to prevent cheating and griefing
Gameplay Experience	Vanilla feel with minimal interfering plugins
Main Storyline	Top-tier storytelling with events and promotional videos

FAQs

1. How can I join the Storytime SMP?

Simply visit the website and get redirected to the Discord server. Make sure to read the rules before joining!

2. What is the server focused on?

The server is mainly focused on role-playing and creating character lore, with an overarching storyline to keep players engaged.

3. Is cross-play supported on the server?

Yes, the server supports Java and Bedrock cross-play, allowing players to play with their friends on different platforms.

4. What kind of events are hosted on the server?

Weekly PVE events are hosted for players to obtain special items and engage in boss battles, as well as explore the server’s storyline.

5. Are there any alterations to Minecraft’s default generation on the server?

Yes, the latest season of the Storytime SMP includes alterations to Minecraft’s default generation, such as new structures, biomes, and worlds.

6. How is player safety and fair play ensured on the server?

The server has dedicated staff for each region to prevent cheating, stealing, and griefing. The staff responds to reports promptly to maintain a safe and fair environment.

7. What is the gameplay experience like on the Storytime SMP?

The server aims to provide a vanilla feeling with minimal interfering plugins, allowing players to enjoy the game without constant disruptions.

LaughCraft – Dokibird’s Server

#youtube, archives, bird, Blonde Thief, bounty hunter, Detective Pomu, Divegrass, Divegrass poll, Dokibird, Dokibirds, Dramafaggotry, Drift Away, Final Heist, Fly High, Heart of Gold, joy, Last Cup of Coffee, LaughCraft, Laughter, Selen Tatsuki, Server, Shop, Smart Goon, smug, twitch, twitter, VOD

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1847
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a blonde thief turned bounty hunter with a heart of gold? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the smug classic bird edition, where you can laugh, have fun, and maybe even steal some diamonds along the way.

But that’s not all! We’ve got exclusive content from Dokibird herself, including her YouTube channel where she showcases her epic heists, her Twitch channel where you can watch her in action live, and even her VOD channel for all the best moments.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got the Selen Tatsuki archives for all your memory needs, plus a Divegrass team page for some competitive fun. Don’t be a dumb goon and miss out on all the craziness that awaits you on our server. Join now and let the laughter and chaos begin!

Chad Minecraft SMP Legend

Chad, dad, Evolving, family, father figure, Fatherhood, fatherhood journey, former chad, identity shift, legend, Life Changes, life journey, Masculinity, Maturity, Minecraft, new chapter, parenting, past self, personal growth, Role Model, self improvement, smp, transformation

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8571
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being a chad and ready to embrace your inner dad bod? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for epic dad jokes, intense diaper changing challenges, and thrilling bedtime stories around the campfire. Who needs diamonds when you have dad jokes? So come join us and experience the ultimate transformation from chad to dad!

GoneRogue Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Communication, coping with loss, depression, emotional turmoil, estrangement, family, GoneRogue, Grief, hiding feelings, Inheritance, ISOLATION, Loss, mental health, Minecraft, Moving away, new life, Secrets, self-preservation, Server, Siblings, starting over, support system

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6136
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Love Letters Sent:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Animals Bred:	194	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Are you tired of family drama and betrayal? Do you want to escape the clutches of siblings who sell your dream house without even giving you a chance to buy it back? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream house without any interference from greedy relatives!

Our server is the perfect place to start fresh and leave all the negativity behind. You can create your own world, just like you did with your mom in the dream house. No need to worry about cancer or will changes here, just pure, unadulterated fun!

So come join us and let go of all the past drama. Who needs siblings when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Plus, you can finally show off your building skills without anyone trying to take it away from you. Trust us, this server is the therapy you never knew you needed!

BlanketBucks GrannyCraft

Allowance, behind her back, BlanketBucks, blankets, charity money, children, comfort, Decision making, disagreement, Expenses, family, Grandma, grandmother, GrannyCraft, Hospital, hospital stay, Illness, mom, shopping, Siblings, Support

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4489
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Crops Grown:	8726	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39

Are you tired of boring hospital blankets that make you feel like you’re wrapped in a cloud of sadness? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we provide the most luxurious virtual blankets that will make you feel like you’re snuggled up in a palace made of rainbows and sunshine!

Join our server and experience the magic of unicorns, butterflies, and flowers in a way you’ve never seen before. Our blankets are so cozy, they’ll make you forget all about your mom’s boring old hospital blankets. Plus, if you’re feeling generous, you can donate your virtual blankets to the little kids in the Minecraft hospital who are in need of some extra comfort.

And if your mom tries to stop you from enjoying our amazing blankets, just call up your grandma for some backup. She’ll swoop in like a superhero and make sure you get the blankets you deserve. So come join our Minecraft server and let the blanket madness begin!

UnbelievableTales Minecraft SMP

amazing narrative, bizarre incident, extraordinary event, extraordinary story, incredible tale, jaw-dropping account, mind-blowing event, Minecraft, odd occurrence, peculiar happening, remarkable tale, smp, strange encounter, strange story, surprising event, surreal moment, unbelievable anecdote, unbelievable experience, unbelievable memory, unbelievable story, UnbelievableTales, unique story, unusual experience

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8739
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Buildings Constructed:	33
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dimension Hops:	13

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a server where the craziest things happen! We’ve had players ride pigs into battle, build entire cities out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to guard their base.

One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a group of evil chickens. They had to battle their way through an army of feathered foes to claim the loot, but it was totally worth it in the end.

Another player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake after a mishap with a magical mod. They had to fend off hungry mobs for days, but at least they never went hungry themselves!

So if you want to experience wild adventures, unexpected twists, and hilarious mishaps, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy stories you’ll have to tell?

OverhypedCraft

exaggerated, inflated, overblown, overemphasized, overestimated, overexposed, overhyped, OverhypedCraft, Overpriced, Overrated, overrated things, oversold, overvalued, things that are exaggerated, things that are inflated, things that are overblown, things that are overemphasized, things that are overestimated, things that are overhyped, things that are overrated, things that are overvalued

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9887
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Love Letters Sent:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Sleeping! Who needs sleep when you can join our Minecraft server and build epic structures all night long? Say goodbye to boring dreams and hello to blocky adventures!

Our server is so awesome, even the creepers want to join in on the fun! They’ve traded in their explosive tendencies for some sick dance moves and are now the life of the party.

Join us and you might just stumble upon a secret underground village where the villagers are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world…or maybe just trying to grow some potatoes, who knows?

Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server you can ride around on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even discover a hidden realm where the cows have formed a rock band. It’s udderly amazing!

So why waste your time doing anything else when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server around? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

CraftyCriminalNetwork Minecraft Server

#covert operations, CounterTerrorism, CraftyCriminalNetwork, Criminals., drug dealers, Espionage, Europe, foreign relations, Government, intelligence, International, investigation, iran, Israelis, Jews, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, nuclear program, political tensions, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6672
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2598	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have an international investigation going on! apparently Iran is using criminals and drug dealers in Europe to target Israelis and Jews, but don’t worry, we have a secret base in the game where we are fighting against them! join us and help save the world from these evil doers, plus we have unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero in our crazy minecraft world!

PutinCraft: Trump’s Advice

advice, Arm, arms sales, Conflict Resolution, defense cooperation, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military aid, military support, Négotiation, peace talks, political strategy, putin, PutinCraft, security assistance, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, US, world leaders

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8406
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows. but, get this, our admin is, like, a secret agent who asked Putin for advice on how to run the server. yeah, you heard me right. Putin himself gave us tips on how to make this place even more lit. so, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, come join us and see what other insane shenanigans we got going on. trust me, you won’t regret it. #PutinApproved #UnicornsPoopingRainbows

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