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90’s Kids Club Minecraft Server

“Youth, 90s, 90s kids, Childhood, club, Cool kids, fashion, generation, iconic, Kids, Memories, Minecraft, movies, Music, Nostalgia, pop culture, Retro, Server, Style, Throwback, Toys, trends, tv shows, video games

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5725
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	249	Villages Defended:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Potions Brewed:	25	Love Letters Sent:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mines Excavated:	1496

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the coolest place to be!

Back in the 90’s, kids were rocking their Tamagotchis and Furbies while playing Minecraft like pros. And guess what? Our server brings back all that nostalgia and more!

Join us for epic battles against pixelated dragons and crazy mobs that will make your heart race faster than trying to beat the final boss in Super Mario Bros.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has hidden treasures that only the bravest adventurers can find. Rumor has it that there’s a secret room filled with diamonds and gold blocks waiting to be discovered.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and relive the 90’s magic in the most epic way possible? Hurry up and join now before the creeper army takes over!

CraftyMcCraftface

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4423
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ores Mined:	5802
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only problem you’ll have is deciding which LOLZY adventure to embark on next!

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE surprises and EPIC battles against SAVAGE mobs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DANK loot. But beware, for EVIL forces lurk in the shadows, waiting to challenge your EPIC skills.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the INSANITY for yourself!

Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8725
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	147	Crops Grown:	6062

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about the chaos of the internet? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing pigs, and rainbow-colored sheep. Our community is so friendly that even the Ender Dragon wants to be our friend!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server today, you’ll get a free pet llama that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, just trying to fit in.

So say goodbye to the chaos of the internet and hello to the insanity of our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty AF: Where ‘Wtf I wasn’t lying’ is the norm!

Arabs, Bigotry, chuds, controversial statements, Crafty, culture, Deception, disbelief, discrimination, false accusations, ignorance, lying.., MIDDLE EAST, misconceptions, norm, prejudice, racism, reality check, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Truth, WASNT, WTF

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4174
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the craziest adventures in blocky land!

Join us if you want to witness Arabs riding on llamas while battling creeper armies with diamond swords! Yes, you heard it right, chuds are real and they are taking over the server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own floating castle made entirely out of emerald blocks and ride on a giant chicken into battle against the Ender Dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft server ever created!

Gawr Gura’s Shark Tank – Dive into the ‘/ggg/’ Minecraft Server!

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4500
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Void Armor Forged:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a tale of adventure and chaos that awaits you on this server.

Picture this: You’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of pink llamas come charging at you with diamond swords in their hooves! But fear not, for you have the power of Gawrgura on your side. Who is Gawrgura, you ask? Only the most legendary Minecraft player to ever roam these pixelated lands.

Join this server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Gawrgura herself as you battle against creeper armies and zombie dance parties. Oh, did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where the endermen are the best dancers?

But that’s not all! You can also explore the mystical realm of TikTok where the trees sing and the rivers flow with XP potions. And don’t forget to check out the Merch shop where you can deck out your character in the most stylish armor and accessories.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

LOLcraft: The Server Where Everything is WEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5366
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Divine Spears Created:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1057	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
New Chunks Explored:	259613	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because THIS SERVER will blow your mind!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers wear sunglasses, and diamonds rain from the sky. THIS SERVER is like stepping into a parallel universe where anything is possible.

But wait, there’s more! THIS SERVER is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that players travel from far and wide just to catch a glimpse.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that THIS SERVER is guarded by a team of Disco-Dancing Skeletons who will protect you from any danger that comes your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join THIS SERVER today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKnights – Minecraft Server for Arknights Fans

AK EN Database, akg, Ambience Synesthesia, arknights, Babel, Caster Aroma, Caster Carnelian, Caster Passenger, cement, CN Content, CraftyKnights, Defender Cement, Defender Penance, Dorothy, EPOQUE, Fans, FUTURE GLOBAL, FUTURE JP, FUTURE KR, Guard Akafuyu, Guard Hoederer, Guard Odda, Ho’olheyak, JP Stream, Like Ending Like Death, Medic Paprika, Medic Vendela, Medic Whisperain, Minecraft, Minimalist, Qiubai, Raythean Striker, redeem codes, Server, Shining Steps Re-Edition, SilverAsh, Sniper Andreana, Sniper Fiammetta, Specialist Ascalon, Specialist Kafka, Specialist Verdant, Supporter Quercus, Supporter Stainless, Swire The Elegant Wit, The Front That Was, Valuable resources, Vanguard Ines, Vitafield Re-Edition, Witch Feast

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8308
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Crops Grown:	3658
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchantments Applied:	58	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that will blow your mind!

Once upon a time, a player on our server found a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of creeper minions. But instead of running away, they tamed the creepers and rode them into battle against the evil ender dragon!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that we have sniper towers that shoot caster spells at any intruders who dare to enter our realm? It’s like a magical war zone, but with more explosions and less casualties (hopefully)!

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the craziness begin!

Safe Haven Minecraft Server

Defense, diplomatic relations, emergency response, evacuation plan, fallout shelter, geography, Haven, least likely, Minecraft, national security, nuclear war, Peacekeeping, preparedness, Probability, Protection, risk assessment, Safe, Safety, SECURITY, Server, State, strategic location, Survival, united states

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6342
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Votes:	6882
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the worries of nuclear war and build your way to safety!

Join us for a chance to craft your own bunker and protect yourself from any potential attacks. Our server is located in a secret underground base that is equipped with state-of-the-art anti-nuclear technology.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of survival in a post-apocalyptic world. They will guide you through the dangers of the wasteland and help you thrive in this new reality.

So come join us on this epic adventure and explore a world where the only thing more dangerous than the creepers is the threat of nuclear annihilation. Remember, on our server, the only thing that can destroy you is your own lack of creativity!

Blocky Babes and Bros: Where You Can Crush on Pixels!

attractive, Babes, blocky, bros, Crush, Curious, dream, Enigma, FANTASY, fascination, Girls, infatuation, interested, Intriguing, ITT, know nothing, Like.., long trail tags, Mysterious, Mystery, pixels, tags, unknown

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	642
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7712	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	3884	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can meet girls you like but know nothing about! Join us for a chance to find your Minecraft soulmate, who may or may not be a pro builder or a PvP master.

Our server is filled with beautiful landscapes and adorable animals that will make you fall in love at first sight. And who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear that will make you the envy of all your friends.

But beware, there are rumors of a mysterious unicorn roaming the server, granting wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player who gets their own personal unicorn mount to ride into battle?

So come join us on this epic adventure filled with romance, treasure, and magical creatures. Who knows, you might just find the girl of your dreams in the world of Minecraft!

No Logphobic Trolls Allowed – Crafty Kingdom Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5945
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	465
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	New Chunks Explored:	490920
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Falling into the Void:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you need for a wild and crazy time!

Join us on our server where we have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! Yes, you heard that right, DANCING CREEPERS! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any logphobic trolls that try to ruin your fun.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of unicorns as you explore our vast and magical world. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Logphobic trolls need not apply.