so if u want to avoid getting caught up in some crazy international drama, come play on our server where the only thing u have to worry about is creepers blowing up ur house. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. u don’t want to miss out on that action, do u?
join now and let’s make some memories that don’t involve high treason or penal colonies. let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it involves llamas with world domination on their minds.
join us on this insane server where you’ll have to survive in a Russian penal colony, just like that US soldier did! but instead of facing real consequences, you’ll just have a blast trying to escape and avoid the guards. trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
plus, we have tons of other wacky features, like giant flying pigs that drop loot, a secret underground disco party, and a talking llama who gives out quests. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own penal colony, just like the early settlers did! Or try your luck in the virtual Gold Rush, where you can strike it rich and become the wealthiest player on the server. And don’t worry, our Eureka Uprising event is totally optional – but who wouldn’t want to participate in a virtual rebellion for fun?
So grab your pickaxe and your best Aussie accent, and join us on the most unique Minecraft server out there. G’day, mate!
Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos, just like the rollercoaster of emotions this player’s husband put them through. Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and maybe even find a new job for your lazy partner who just won’t take the hint!
We offer a supportive community where you can vent about your frustrations and get some much-needed virtual therapy. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new EMT certification waiting for you in one of our hidden dungeons!
So come on, join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Just make sure to pay your bills on time, unlike some people we know… 😉
Imagine the chaos of thinking someone is a girl, only to find out they’re actually a guy who just rocks the guyliner like nobody’s business. Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like this player’s night of confusion and misunderstandings.
So why join our server? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of not knowing who’s who and what’s what? Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the drama unfold right before your eyes?
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where being yourself can lead to a whole lot of confusion and hilarity. Join now and see what crazy adventures await you on our gender-bending Minecraft server!
Join our server and experience the thrill of battling mobs in the nude, because who needs armor when you’ve got confidence? Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually afraid of naked players, so you’ll have a leg up in the final boss battle.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Naked Ninja Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of stealth and combat while in the buff. Join them and learn their ways, because nothing says “fearless warrior” like fighting off creepers with your bare hands.
So what are you waiting for? Strip down, log on, and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky cacti – they can be a real pain in the…well, you know.
oh ya, did i mention that our server is located in the mystical land of Belarus, where Lukashenko himself plays as a secret character? ya, he’s always urging russia and ukraine to end their war while fighting off creepers and zombies. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya!
so what are u waiting for? come join us on this crazy server where anything can happen! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh, and did i mention we have free pizza every friday? ya, it’s pretty awesome.
Welcome to the Tails SMP! We have crates, and good land claiming and nice staff (we need staff right now) Enjoy your stay!
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| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Relax | Play at your own pace without feeling obligated to play 24/7. |
| Grief protection | Mod to rollback any griefing or stealing done by players. |
| Commitment to Vanilla | No land claiming mods or commands like /tpa, /home to maintain vanilla feel. |
| Proximity chat | Simple voice chat mod for in-game communication. |
| Active community | Small, active community with staff always online to enforce rules. |
Send a message to jaylowa on Discord for instructions on how to get whitelisted and join the server.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is there an age requirement to join? | The server is for players aged 16 and above. |
| How can I protect my builds from griefing? | We have a mod in place to rollback any griefing or stealing actions by players. |
| Are there any commands like /tpa or /home available? | We maintain a commitment to vanilla gameplay and do not have such commands. |
| How can I communicate with other players in-game? | We have a proximity chat mod installed for easy voice communication. |