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Putin’s Penal Playhouse Minecraft Server

controversial statement, court case, crime, freedom of speech, JOKE, judicial decision, justice system, Legal System, Minecraft, penal, PENSIONER, playhouse, political commentary, political humor, prison sentence, pun, putin, Putins, russia, satire, Server, Siberian, social media, suspended sentence, viral news

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2827
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Star Shards Collected:	146

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where Putin himself is playing and he’s giving out puns left and right. One time, this Siberian pensioner got a sick burn from Putin and ended up getting a 1.5-year suspended prison sentence for not laughing hard enough. Join our server for a chance to get roasted by Putin and maybe even end up in Minecraft jail for not appreciating his humor. It’s wild, man. Join now for the ultimate Putin pun experience!

ClayFighter Minecraft Server

90s games, beat em up, childhood memories, classic, ClayFighter, cult classic, fighting game genre, fighting game series, fighting games, Gaming, Gaming Community, humor, Minecraft, multiplayer, New game, nostalgic, Parody, rare games, Server, unique characters, video games, Wishlist

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2570
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Are you tired of all those boring fighting games with the same old characters and moves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like a ClayFighter on steroids! We’ve got crazy custom characters made entirely out of clay that will have you laughing and battling for hours on end.

Join our server and experience epic battles between a giant clay chicken and a ninja made out of spaghetti. Watch as a clay cowboy rides a clay unicorn into battle, shooting rainbow lasers out of its horn. And don’t even get me started on the clay dragon that breathes fire made of marshmallows.

But that’s not all! Our server also has insane mini-games like Clay Spleef, where you have to dig through layers of clay while avoiding falling into a pit of lava made of melted cheese. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your hand at Clay Parkour, where you have to jump from platform to platform made of jello without falling into the abyss of pudding below.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most hilarious ClayFighter-inspired battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

Minecraft SMP: HHH’s Creeper Club

2024.., career opportunities, club, contracts, creeper, Decisions, Dexter Lumis, future endeavouring, HHH, HHHs, Karrion Kross, Management, Minecraft, Nikki Cross, NXT, professional wrestling, releases, Roster, smp, speculation, superstars, talent, wrestling, wwe, year 2024

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2298
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Potions Brewed:	194
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Void Gems Collected:	32	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got Dexter Lumis building secret underground bases, Karrion Kross challenging players to epic PvP battles, and Nikki Cross leading a pack of wild wolves on daring adventures. And don’t even get us started on the year 2024 – rumor has it that the entire server will be taken over by sentient llamas who demand sacrifices of golden carrots. Join us if you dare, and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other!

2030sCraft: Future Fun!

2030sCraft, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, climate change, digital transformation, economic trends, Education reform, environmental impact, Fun, Future, future predictions, global politics, healthcare advancements, innovation, population growth, renewable energy, societal changes, space exploration, sustainability initiatives, technology advancements, twenty thirties, urbanization, work-life balance

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4975
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5306	Towns Built:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Step into our Minecraft server and find out for yourself! In the year 2030, the world is ruled by talking llamas who have a penchant for building epic structures out of diamond blocks. Join our server to witness epic llama battles, ride on flying pigs, and participate in dance parties with villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Who needs to predict the future when you can experience it firsthand in our crazy Minecraft world? Join now and prepare to be amazed!

OvaCraft: No Sweat Scent Appeal

APPEAL, attractiveness, biology, chemical cues, Evidence, fertility, hormones, Human Behavior, Men, olfaction, OvaCraft, ovulating, Perception, pheromones, Preference, Proceedings of the Royal Society B, reproductive cycle, research, scent, smell, study, sweat, Women

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	486
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Alien Abductions:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

so, like, u know how people say u smell better when u ovulate? well, turns out guys don’t actually know that. but like, who cares about that when u can join our minecraft server and have a blast! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. plus, our diamond mines are filled with chocolate diamonds that taste like candy! join now for a chance to ride a unicorn into battle against a dragon made of cheese. it’s gonna be epic, bro!

newfrog

24/7, 2b2t, Anarchy, Anticheat, CLONE, Crutch, History, Lag, Mechanics, Minecraft, newfrog, Server, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9897
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Star Shards Collected:	144
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Pure 24/7 Anarchy, 2b2t clone with no crutch mechanics, lax but strong anticheat, and low lag. The server has been running since mid to late May and has had many players. Make history today!

newfrog.us.to:25583

Aceville Survival 1.21 (Aiming to bring back old fashion minecraft gameplay and enjoyment)

Aceville, Community, Creative World, enjoyment, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, Network, New server, nostalgic, Old Fashion, Players, Server, Server Tweaks, Simple, Survival, Survival Games, time travel, Tweaks

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6640
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Love Letters Sent:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Falling into the Void:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Farms Harvested:	153

What is Aceville?

Community is number one to us! We love and care for our players and love helping out! Aceville is a survival server with fun little tweaks, as the server is new we have lotsa of new things coming but the aim to this server is to take you back in time to a simplier time where things werent so complicated and servers where more fun to play on! We have many things to do on the server! We have Survival and a creative world coming soon as well as a survival games world!

We hope you choose us and we hope you love your time playing on the Aceville network!

aceville.apexmc.co

TFL: Where we pretend to be vanilla, but add a dash of spice with our top secret whitelist!

ADD, Adults, bedrock, Community, crossplay, Dash, District, Environment, Events, Friendly, Gaming, Hub, java, Materials, Minecraft, Nether, Platform, Players, PRETEND, Projects, secret, Semi Vanilla, Server, shopping, Spice, tfl, Top, Vanilla, Whitelist, world

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8260
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	26	Star Shards Collected:	168
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Fast travel through nether hub, central shopping district, community building, team projects/events
Server Info	18+ only, Crossplay Bedrock and Java, no PvP/griefing/stealing
Community Culture	Active for 2+ years, diverse player age range, SFW
Plugins	Optional economy, jobs, veinminer plugins

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Please send a direct message to the server admin to join.

Q: Is there a specific age requirement?

A: Yes, players must be 18 years or older to join.

Q: Can I play on any platform?

A: Yes, the server supports Crossplay between Bedrock and Java editions, allowing players on PC, Xbox, PlayStation, Switch, and mobile to join.

Q: Are there any restrictions on player behavior?

A: The server has rules against PvP, griefing, and stealing to maintain a friendly environment.

Q: What are the main features of the server?

A: Players can use fast travel, trade in a central shopping district, build together as a community, and participate in team projects and events.

PresidentialMog Minecraft Server

Campaign, Competition, consequences, control, Decision making, Defeat, dropping out, election, Impact, influence, leadership, Manipulation, Minecraft, Mogging, Politics, power, president, PresidentialMog, public opinion, Server, strategy, Victory, Vote

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1782
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a giant dirt house? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally mog the President into dropping out of an election before a single vote is cast! That’s right, our players have the power to shape the course of world events with their epic Minecraft skills.

Join us and become a political mastermind, using your block-building prowess to outsmart world leaders and change the course of history. Who needs real-life politics when you can rule the virtual world with an iron pickaxe?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start making waves in the Minecraft political scene. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to make headlines for toppling a government with nothing but a stack of diamonds and a dream.

FailCraft SMP: >Team loses

Character, Defeat, Disappointment, disgraced family, disgraced nation, disgraced self, FailCraft, Failure, gtTeam, Honor, Integrity, loses, overcoming adversity, perseverance, positive attitude, pride, resilience, resilience in defeat, setback, smp, Sportsmanship, Team loses, Team still smiles

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4330
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Holy Grails Found:	1
Towns Built:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where losing is just part of the fun! Our team may not always come out on top, but we never lose our smiles (even if we’re crying on the inside). Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood party animal who wants to join our SMP. And don’t even get us started on the time a creeper tried to audition for our talent show (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, make new friends, and maybe even accidentally blow up your own house, then come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember, no matter how many times you lose, as long as you’re having fun, you’re always a winner in our book.

RichCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, calling out, Comments.., Communication, Confrontation, ENTITLEMENT, expensive, Friends, friendship, judgment, laundry program, Minecraft, misunderstanding, MONEY, perspective, Poor, relationships, RichCraft, sensitivity, Server, social status, University, wealth

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3377
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Ores Mined:	2843

Are you tired of doing your own laundry like a peasant? Do you want to live like royalty and have someone else do it for you? Then join our Minecraft server, where we offer a laundry program that will pick up your in-game clothes weekly and wash them for you!

Don’t be like that one friend who can’t afford the luxury of clean clothes in Minecraft. Join us and live the high life, while they wallow in their dirty pixelated garments. Plus, we have a special feature where you can call out your friends for being poor in-game!

So come on over and join us, where the laundry program is not just a service, it’s a way of life. And remember, if you’re not using our program, you’re probably poor. AITA for saying that?