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| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 8987 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 365 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
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But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out gold blocks and the majestic flying pig that grants wishes to those who can catch it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.
So why wait? Join our server now before the funding runs out and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret).
