Crafty Girlfriend SMP

alternative sex practices, anal sex, BDSM, Crafty, dominant girlfriend, dominant woman, Girlfriend, kink, pegging, pegging fantasy, pegging fetish, pegging play, power dynamics, role reversal, sexual experimentation, sexual fantasy, smp, strap-on play, Strapon, submissive boyfriend, submissive man, taboo

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7741
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Crops Grown:	9320
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the stakes are high and the gameplay is even higher! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never having a girlfriend again because every time you have sex, she’ll strap on a dildo and go to town on your booty. But hey, who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole server of players to keep you company, right? So come on in and let’s see who can survive the wildest Minecraft experience yet!

SelfDeceptionMC SMP

denial, facing reality, lying to self, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self honesty, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-awareness journey, self-deception, self-delusion, self-doubt, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-perception, self-realization, self-reflection journey, SelfDeceptionMC, smp

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5254
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Potions Brewed:	21
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Are you lying to yourself about not joining our Minecraft SMP? Well, let me tell you, you’re missing out on a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera. We’ve got alliances forming and breaking faster than you can say “creeper”. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunts that have led players to uncovering secret diamond stashes and enchanted gear that would make even the Ender Dragon jealous. So stop lying to yourself and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BlockyBrits Brexit Bonanza

Analysis, BlockyBrits, bonanza, brexit, Brits, consequences, debate, decision, Economy, european union, Future, immigration, Impact, negotiations, opinion, Politics, reddit, referendum, SOVEREIGNTY, Trade, uk, uncertainty

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9137
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	4304	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Hey there, Minecrafters of Reddit! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you!

Imagine a world where Brexit was actually a Minecraft server – chaotic, unpredictable, and full of surprises at every turn. Join us on this wild adventure where you never know what will happen next. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of trade deals and alliances? Will you be able to survive the constant political drama and backstabbing?

But fear not, because on our server, anything is possible! Build your own Brexit-inspired creations, from giant walls to quirky customs checkpoints. Join forces with other players to form your own political parties and fight for control of the server. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the hidden truth behind Brexit itself.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there and experience Brexit like never before. Who knew politics could be this much fun?

DroughtCraft Minecraft Server

agriculture, climate change, drought, drought assistance, drought emergency, drought management, drought relief, drought relief efforts, drought response, DroughtCraft, environmental impact, famine, food insecurity, humanitarian crisis, Minecraft, natural disaster, POVERTY, regional bloc, relief efforts, Server, Southern Africa, Southern African Development Community, Water Crisis, water scarcity

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7781
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Yo, u know what’s hotter than the Sahara desert? THIS SERVER, YO! We got so much water, u won’t believe it! We got waterfalls, oceans, rivers, u name it! Come join us and escape the drought in Southern Africa, cuz we got all the water u need!

But wait, there’s more! We got unicorns roaming around, shooting rainbows out of their butts! And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that drop diamonds everywhere they go! It’s like a freakin’ fairy tale up in here!

So what are u waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft server ever! Who needs Southern Africa when u got us, amirite? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

MissileMadnessCraft

Attack, Commander, Conflict, Defense, drone, extremist group, global relations, hezbollah, intelligence, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile barrage, MissileMadnessCraft, political tension, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strike, Surveillance, Targeted, Terrorism

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9409
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Crops Grown:	4327	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	9645	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mines Excavated:	2160
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring old servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, building your epic castle when suddenly, BOOM! A drone comes out of nowhere and targets you! Why, you ask? Because you didn’t join our server yet, duh! We take PvP to a whole new level, with missile barrages and epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Hezbollah commander in the world of Minecraft! Let’s get this party started, baby!

ZambeziLungfishCraft

Africa, Ancient, Aquatic, Biodiversity, discovery, Evolution, Extinct, Ferganoceratodus edwardsi, fossil, fossilised tooth plate, identified, material, Mid-Zambezi Basin, new species, Paleontology, prehistoric, scientific research, Triassic lungfish, vertebrate, ZambeziLungfishCraft, zimbabwe

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4476
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to explore a Minecraft server so lit that even ancient lungfish fossils are getting in on the action? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build your own epic base surrounded by prehistoric creatures like the Ferganoceratodus edwardsi lungfish. Will you befriend them or battle them for dominance? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so rad that even the fossils themselves are getting in on the fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a fossilized tooth plate while mining for diamonds. Talk about a blast from the past!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Fossils, lungfish, and endless laughs await you! Let’s get this party started, yeehaw! 🎉🦴🐟🔥

Astros Reach: Where Minecrafters Go to Procrastinate Adulting and Pretend to be 18+

1.21, adulting, application, astros, Community, Creative, Datapacks, Discord, Discord link, Events, Fabric, Hardware, hermitcraft, microphone, Minecrafters, PRETEND, procrastinate, Reach, ryzen, Server, smp, Uncrafting, Updates, Vanilla, Whitelist, world

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	833
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to Astros Reach Minecraft Server

About Us:

Server Type	Community-oriented SMP
Server Age	1 year
World Reset	No current plans for resets

Features:

Long-term vanilla world
Free creative world
Weekly and monthly events
Helpful and knowledgeable community
Caring staff

Server Info:

Server Version	1.21
World Border	No border
Additional Features	Various recipe add-ons, high-end hardware

How to Join:

Join our Discord and fill out an application. Must be 18+ years old.

Discord link: discord.gg/CfuGaDGJ7M

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, with some added datapacks and mods for optimization.
How often does the world reset?	Only when voted upon by the players.
What is the server hardware?	Ryzen 9 5950X, 10GB DDR4
Can I join if I’m under 18?	No, the server is for ages 18 and older only.

Crafty Chaos Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9914
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while dodging exploding chickens. But be warned, the creepers on our server have learned how to do the Macarena and will dance their way into your base if you’re not careful.

If you’re looking for a challenge, try our exclusive “Troll Bridge” where you have to answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to cross. Fail, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the game.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to our secret underwater city where you can trade with mermaids for rare items and battle sea monsters with enchanted tridents.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. It’s just getting worse…in the best way possible!

SMPyMcSMP – Minecraft SMP: CONFIRMED

1824103659019628717, Bug Fix, Computer, Confirmed, Hardware, HIGH CROSS-CCD LATENCIES, latency issues, Minecraft, operating system, PC, Performance, POOZEN5, RyanSmithAT, smp, SMPyMcSMP, software, Status, system optimization., Tech, Technology, Troubleshooting, windows, windows 10

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7456
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Crops Grown:	7386
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t blow up spawn too many times).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses! How crazy is that?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken race around the entire server. The winner got a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity. Who knew chickens were such speedy little creatures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of zany adventures await you in our crazy world. Just be prepared for anything – even if it involves high cross-CCD latencies and windows shenanigans.

GatherCraft SMP: Auntie’s Dance-off

Absurd, amusing, Aunties, awkward, BIZARRE, Comical, crazy, danceoff, EMBARRASSING, family gathering, funny, GatherCraft, hilarious, odd, outlandish, Outrageous, peculiar, Ridiculous, Shocking.., smp, strange, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5682
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magic Items Found:	8008
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Potions Brewed:	80	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring family gatherings where the most exciting thing that happens is Aunt Mildred accidentally spilling her drink on Uncle Bob’s lap? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you – join our Minecraft SMP where the family drama is turned up to 11!

Picture this: instead of arguing over who gets the last piece of pie, you’ll be battling it out in epic PvP battles with your cousins. And forget awkward small talk with distant relatives, now you can bond over building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their woolly reign? The choice is yours.

So if you’re ready to trade in family drama for Minecraft madness, join us and see just how wild a family gathering can truly be. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

PixelatedUgly

Appearance, arrogance, attitude, bad manners, Behavior, closed-mindedness, dishonesty, hygiene, insensitivity, lack of ambition, lack of confidence, laziness, Negativity, Personality, PixelatedUgly, poor communication skills, rudeness, Selfishness, Superficiality, Unattractive, unkindness

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7306
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic builders and noobs? Look no further, because our server is the place to be if you want to level up your gameplay and have a laugh while doing it!

Join us if you want to avoid the ultimate Minecraft turn-off: players who build ugly, square houses that look like they were made by a blind Enderman! Our server is filled with master builders who can create epic structures that will make your jaw drop.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Creeper who loves to photobomb players’ screenshots. Don’t worry, he’s harmless… most of the time.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as hilarious, talented, and downright crazy as we are? Come join the fun and see for yourself!

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