Peevengers Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Peevengers: No Stops, Just Blocks!

aita, blocks, Boys, cousin, cousins, Driving, embarrassed, EMBARRASSING, emergency, family, gas station, highway, Humiliation, mad, not pulling over, Pee, pee break, Peevengers, Siblings, Stops, tmi, travel urinal

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5288
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Towns Built:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide a safe and pee-free environment for all players! Just like the OP’s cousin, Joseph, who had a little accident in the car, you never know when nature will call while you’re playing. But fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “pee-vention” policy in place to ensure that all players have access to travel urinals in case of emergencies.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your virtual world while holding in your bladder like never before! Who needs gas stations when you have a Minecraft server that’s always ready to accommodate your urgent needs? So come on, join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together as we navigate the wild world of Minecraft and bodily functions! Remember, on our server, there’s never a dull moment – or a dry pair of pants!

WeddingCraftUber

Apology, assigned tables, bachelor party, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict, disability, Drama, elope, exclusion, friendship, Marriage, misunderstanding, reception, relationships, seating, Support, Uber, Wedding, WeddingCraftUber

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5084
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	353
Towns Built:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

calories, diet, Exercise, fad diets, fat, FITNESS, Food, healthy, Lifestyle, Misconception, misleading, Moderation, Natural, nutrition, organic, processed foods, smp, Sugar, superfoods, UnhealthyEatsMC, weight loss, wellness

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8431
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Enchantments Applied:	57
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CreeperConfessions

Accidental, awkward, Conversation, CreeperConfessions, eavesdropping, EMBARRASSING, gossip, inappropriate, INTIMATE, Overheard, Personal, private time, REVEALING, scandalous, Secrets, Shocking.., Surprising, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, voyeurism, Wild

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	398
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	4947	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

Chief Advisor, compromise, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Government, Hungary, influence, international relations, Négotiation, Orbán, OrbansCraft, Politics, potential conflict, power dynamics, russia, Russia-Hungary relations, SOVEREIGNTY, Surrender, Viktor Orbán

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6068
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

“Youth, age, age hide-and-seek, always, BE, Chasing, cozying up, Game, Grown-ups, Hideandseek, just live, Kids, knees creak, lifelong, Live, Somewhere., Time, Time Travelers, travelers, trying, Youthful

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4620
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	285	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12

come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

amazing community, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Dungeons, employment, Endless fun, fair, Fun, Galore, gameplay, hang out, in-game currency, ip address, Join, join today, meets, Minecraft, planet, Planets, Ranks, selected, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smp, Staff, Store, Tasks, Updates

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1805
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magic Items Found:	4862	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Guideless Minecraft Server

Advisor, Assistance, Clueless, confusion, Direction, figuring it out, figuring out, guidance, Guide, Guideless, Help, Instructions, Lost, mentor, Minecraft, navigation, problem solving, Server, solution, step by step, Support, tutorial, Walkthrough

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7470
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

botched circumcision, bullying, circumcised, circumcision, classmates, Crafty, dick, dropped out, Erect, Frankenstein stick, Girlfriend, head missing, hikkimori, ISOLATION, laughing stock, Minecraft, retail job, ruined life, scandal, skin grafts, smp, social pariah, surgeries, token advice

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	482
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

BabyCraftLand

affectionate, Apology, aunt, BabyCraftLand, Babysitting, Birthday Party, Boundaries, college, Communication, emotional, family, law school, master’s degree, misunderstanding, Niece, online classes, Physical, relationships, Siblings, sister-in-law, term of endearment

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1115
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	20

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Awkwardly Normal

Awareness, awkwardly, Behavior, common, Communication, Conversation, culture, discussion, everyday life, eye-opening, habits, normal, Perception, Personal experiences, perspective, realization, SELF AWARENESS, sharing, social interactions, social norms, societal expectations

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7153
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	351	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!