Peeved Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

I’m Still Mad Minecraft SMP

Agitated, anger, ANNOYED, Displeased, exasperated, Frustration, furious, incensed, indignant, irate, irked, irritated, livid, mad, Minecraft, Peeved, resentful, Seething, smp, still mad, Upset, Vexed, wrathful

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2184
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but accidentally made it look like a giant chicken instead. The whole server couldn’t stop laughing for days!

But that’s not all! We have regular events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our weekly “Pig Racing” competitions – those pigs are faster than you’d think!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and maybe accidentally set your house on fire. It’s all in good fun, right?

AngryCraft SMP

aggravation, AngryCraft, annoyance, Enraging, exasperation, Frustration, fuming, incensed, infuriating, irksome, irritable, Irritation, livid, mad, maddening, Peeved, provoking, RAGE, smp, Upset, vexation, wrathful

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7842
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Meteorites Collected:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Are you tired of getting griefed by random players on other servers? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no griefing” policy because our admin is actually a wizard who will turn griefers into chickens with a flick of his wand. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for all players to use. So come join us and let out all your anger by slaying dragons and building giant statues of yourself in our world!

UberCrafters: Parents Edition

Account.., aita, Boundaries, Communication, drop off, early morning, Edition, family, Flight, holidays, INCONVENIENCE, INDEPENDENCE, parents, Peeved, Pick up, relationships, responsibilities, travel, travel arrangements, UberCrafters, Ubers, vacation, work

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	796
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Potions Brewed:	52
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Are your parents constantly expecting you to be their personal Uber driver, even in the wee hours of the morning? Do they have no regard for your sleep or work schedule? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the real world and join a community where parents don’t exist!

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual paradise without any interruptions from demanding parents. No more waking up at 4am to call them an Uber, no more sacrificing your sleep for their travel needs.

Join our server and experience the freedom to create and explore without any parental obligations. Build the craziest structures, mine for the rarest materials, and embark on epic adventures with like-minded players who understand the struggle of overbearing parents.

So say goodbye to being your parents’ personal chauffeur and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin!

RageCraft 3000

aggravated, annoyance, Enrage, exasperation, Frustration, fuming, infuriating, irascible, irate, irked, Irritation, livid, maddening, Peeved, provoked, RAGE, Ragecraft, Seething, ticked off, vexation, Wrath

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Animals Bred:	142
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your pixelated prayers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a chicken riding a pig. Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs on command. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any pesky griefers.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PettyPissedOffPlayer – Minecraft SMP

anger, annoyance, BETRAYAL, bitterness, grievances, grudge, grudge holding, grumbling, harboring resentment, holding a grudge, Irritation, lingering anger, long-term frustration, Minecraft, minor annoyance, Peeved, Petty, PettyPissedOffPlayer, Resentment, Revenge, small grudge, smp, vexation

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2264
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5654	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of getting griefed on other servers by some noob with a wooden pickaxe? Well, on our server, we have a strict no-griefing policy that is enforced by a squad of highly trained llamas armed with diamond swords. That’s right, we take petty revenge to a whole new level!

Join our SMP if you want to unleash your inner drama llama and settle scores with your enemies in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building giant statues of their Minecraft character out of pink wool to creating elaborate traps that make them question their very existence, the possibilities for petty revenge are endless.

So if you’re still seething over that time someone stole your favorite block of dirt or left a trail of torches leading to your secret base, come join us and let the llamas of justice reign supreme!

PissedCraft 3000

aggravation, Agitated, anger, annoyance, ANNOYED, exasperation, Frustration, infuriated, infuriating, irked, irritability, irritable, maddening, Peeved, Pet Peeves, pissed off, PissedCraft, provoked, RAGE, ticked off, vexation

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9983
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magic Items Found:	1502
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a pit of lava? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-filled caves, epic PvP battles, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you at all costs. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take on our custom-built boss mobs that will test your skills to the limit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you step foot in our world, you may never want to leave.

Peeved Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Abuse, anger, discrimination, Disrespect, empowerment, feminism, ffrrr, Frustration, Gender issues, Harassment, INEQUALITY, me on, Minecraft, Misogyny, mistreatment, PALS, Peeved, piss, PIXEL, Server, sexism, solidarity, unfairness, wimminz, Women

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8330
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of wimminz decided to take over our server and pee on all the players. Yes, you read that right. They peed on everyone and turned the whole server into a golden shower extravaganza. But fear not, because we have the best anti-wimminz pee protection in the business!

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging wimminz pee while building the most epic creations you can imagine. Who knows, you might even become the pee dodging champion of the server! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the golden showers begin!

CineCraft Server: Seat Squabble

Argument, back row, Booking, CineCraft, Cinema, cinema etiquette, compromise, Conflict, consideration, customer service, Etiquette, family, Girlfriend, Movie, movie experience., movie viewing, Seat, seat preference, seating, Selfishness, Server, social norms, squabble, staff intervention

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3548
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Villages Defended:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Star Shards Collected:	259

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family squabble at the cinema? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of standing your ground like our hero in the back row.

We promise you won’t have to give up your seat for anyone, not even if they beg and plead like those poor souls at the cinema. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the show – both on screen and in the chat.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can assert your dominance and never back down, join us now! Who needs to move seats when you can rule the virtual world instead?

DrunkGFvsMinecraft

Apology, bar hopping, Boyfriend, brunch, Chicago, Communication, Cooking, dinner plans, drunk girlfriend, DrunkGFvsMinecraft, Expectations, Late, mimosas, nagging, passive aggressive, Plans, PlayStation, relationship, Rude, social butterfly, taco bell

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8303
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Villages Defended:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your girlfriend’s brunch adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of events that will leave you questioning reality just like when your gf said she’d be home for dinner but ended up bar hopping all day!

Our server is so unpredictable, just like your gf’s snap story updates as she hops from one bar to another. Will you be able to keep up with the chaos and excitement? Or will you end up like the dinner left in the fridge, forgotten and replaced by Taco Bell?

Join now for a gaming experience that’s as crazy and entertaining as your gf’s brunch escapades! Who knows what surprises await you in this virtual world?

MarriageCraft SMP: SpookyVows

CHANGE, Commitment, Communication, compromise, doubts, Expectations, fear, Future, Insecurities, Intimacy, long term, Marriage, MarriageCraft, Partnership, relationships, Scary, smp, SpookyVows, Trust, unknown, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1184
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Towns Built:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ores Mined:	5836
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Are you tired of being a lonely Minecraft player, wandering the virtual world all by yourself like a sad little blocky hermit? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from a lifetime of solo mining and crafting!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about being alone again. We have a thriving community of players who are always ready to lend a hand, trade resources, or just goof off and have a good time together. It’s like a virtual marriage, but without all the scary commitment stuff!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots and blow up your carefully constructed builds. But don’t worry, he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of virtual companionship, ridiculous shenanigans, and maybe even a little bit of explosive excitement. Who needs marriage when you have a community like this?

Ex’s Red Flags: Ignored!

denial, Exs, Flags, hindsight, MISTAKES, Overlooked, previous partner, red, red flag, red flag in behavior, red flag in communication, red flag in compatibility, red flag in dating, red flag in love, red flag in marriage, red flag in personality, red flag in romance, red flag in trust, red flags in relationships, relationship, toxic behavior, warning signs

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4431
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ores Mined:	7377	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of settling for boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate red flag paradise! Join us if you enjoy living life on the edge and ignoring warning signs like a pro.

Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be too busy dodging relationship red flags left and right! From players who never share their diamonds to those who hoard all the enchanted gear, you’ll never have a dull moment.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to team up with a partner who constantly steals your resources and blames it on lag. Or how about joining a faction led by a player who always logs off right before a big battle, leaving you to fend for yourself?

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the thrill of ignoring red flags at every turn? Sign up now and get ready for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of love (or at least some virtual diamonds)!

CoalDrop Minecraft Server

#sustainability, approvals, carbon footprint, China, clean energy, climate change, coal power plant, CoalDrop, dropping off, electricity, Emissions, ENERGY, Environment, Fossil Fuels, global warming, government policies, Minecraft, Pollution, regulations, renewable energy, Server, Surge, turning point

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	355
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

lolz u guys, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like a turning point in ur gaming lyfe! just like china’s coal power plant approvals dropping off, our server is dropping jaws with its epicness!

u gotta join cuz our server is so lit, it’s like a coal power plant on fire (but in a good way)! we’ve got more surprises than china’s sudden drop in coal power plant approvals, like secret dungeons, epic quests, and even a pet dragon named Steve who farts diamonds!

come join us and be part of the craze, cuz this server is hotter than a coal power plant on a summer day! trust me, u won’t regret it – just like china won’t regret slowing down those coal power plant approvals. let’s get this party started, gamers! 🎮🔥💎

CraftyCommies vs BankBros

BankBros, banking policies, banking restrictions, Chinese electronics, CraftyCommies, cross-border payments, currency exchange, economic sanctions, electronic transactions, financial news, financial regulations, geopolitical tensions, global trade, international finance, international transactions, media reports, Middle East banking, payment processing, Russian payments, trade relations, UAE banking system, UAE banks

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8092
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of the real world!!! we got uae banks blocking russian payments for chinese electronics, like what even is that?!?! join us for a wild ride of craziness and adventure as u navigate through a world where anything can happen!!! build ur dream castle, fight off dragons, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the universe!!! don’t miss out on the most insane minecraft server ever created!!!

What is the IP for Valkyrae Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, rae, Server, VAL, valk, valky, Valkyrae

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4454
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Valkyrae is a prominent content creator and streamer known for her presence on platforms such as YouTube and Twitch. With a focus on popular games like Fortnite, Among Us, and Valorant, she has amassed a large following for her engaging personality and skilled gameplay. Valkyrae is also a co-owner of gaming organization 100 Thieves and continues to be a leading figure in the gaming and streaming community.

Galaxy DMP: Because our smp, towny, origins, crossplay, roleplay, nations, whitelist, and claims server is out of this world!

Abilities, Adventurer, alliances, bedrock, Bluemap, Challenges, Claims, Community, Conquer, Cracked, crossplay, Discord, DMP, Economy, Galaxy, java, merchant, miner, Nations, Origins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, smp, Staff, strategy, Towny, Updates, wealth, Website, Whitelist, world

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1980
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Farms Harvested:	493	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Starlight SMP Overview

Key Features	Origins, Towny, Toggleable PvP, Economy, Frequent Updates
Why Choose Starlight SMP?	Active Staff, Inviting Community, Cross-Platform

Starlight SMP FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the IP address [starlight.mcserv.fun] and Port 25565.

Q: How can I communicate with other players?

A: You can join our Discord server at [https://discord.gg/KaMN8bXThR] to chat with other players.

Q: Is the server available on all Minecraft versions?

A: Yes, the server is available on Bedrock, Java, and Cracked versions so everyone can join in the fun.

Q: How often are updates made to the server?

A: Our dedicated team is constantly adding new content and improving the server to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.

Q: Can I form alliances and build towns?

A: Yes, you can build and manage your own town, form alliances, and conquer the world with friends using the Towny feature.

Girlfriend Quest Minecraft Server

AVPD, coping mechanisms, Girlfriend, Intimacy, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, NEET, Onahole, prostate massager, Quest, relationships, self improvement, self love, self-acceptance, self-care, self-therapy, Server, sex toys, social anxiety, Therapy, Weed

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9000
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Are you tired of trying to navigate the complicated world of dating as an avpd NEET? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and forget about all that nonsense. Instead of worrying about relationships, you can focus on building the most epic virtual castle ever! Plus, we have a secret underground society of onahole enthusiasts who meet every Sunday to discuss their latest purchases. And don’t even get me started on our legendary weed farm – it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more greenery. So why bother with real life drama when you can escape to our crazy virtual world? Join now and never look back!

Addicted To Updates Minecraft SMP /g/oys

addicted, addiction, Behavior, Checking, Compulsive, CONSTANT, dependence, Digital, FOMO, goys, habits, information overload, internet, Minecraft, Notifications, Obsession, ONLINE, screen time, Smartphone, smp, social media, Technology, Updates

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	684
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Divine Spears Created:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Do you find yourself constantly refreshing your Minecraft launcher, just waiting for that sweet, sweet update to drop? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our SMP where updates are dropped faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man!”

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and magnificent that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will stop at nothing to protect our precious resources? That’s right, forget about griefers and trolls, our llamas have got your back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the most epic, update-filled, llama-guarded adventure of your Minecraft life!