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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 199 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Divine Spears Created: | 29 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6195 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so realistic that you’ll have to crack windows and drown in Febreze just to mask the smells your fellow players leave behind. It’s like living in a virtual urine-soaked sofa paradise!
And if you’re looking for drama, we’ve got it! Just like the dilemma of whether or not to tell your SIL that her son peed on your precious sofa, our server will have you questioning your morals and relationships at every turn.
So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there – where the only thing stinkier than the gameplay is the virtual upholstery!