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| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 873 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 95 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 36 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 27 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
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