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ParentalBlockXmasDinner

adaptations, aita, Canceled, christmas dinner, complaining, Cooking, Decorated, deep cleaned, Destroyed, dog, elderly parents, favorites, gift, Hosting, husband, menu, mixed feelings, ParentalBlockXmasDinner, parents, peaceful dinner, peed everywhere, poodle, quiet dinner, rearrange, rude tone, snide text, to go plates, Tweaks, uninviting

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4933
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Animals Bred:	189	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uninvite elderly parents to Christmas dinner for bringing their poodle! We put in so much effort to prep for this dinner, but when mom wanted to bring her dog that pees everywhere, we had to say no. And when she chose her poodle over us, we decided to cancel last minute and have a peaceful dinner alone.

Join our server for some drama, some pet peeves, and some unexpected twists! Who knows what crazy situations you’ll find yourself in next. And don’t worry, you can bring your own poodle – as long as it doesn’t destroy any dog beds!

AgreeOnMinecraftSMP

Agreement, AgreeOnMinecraftSMP, basic human rights, collective agreement, common ground, common understanding, consensus, core values, ethical standards, fundamental truths, general acceptance, global consensus, Harmony, moral principles, mutual understanding, shared beliefs, societal norms, solidarity, Unity, universal principles, universal values

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8300
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Potions Brewed:	54	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Love Letters Sent:	4

That our Minecraft SMP is the best place to be! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block just lying on the ground! And that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs are the DJs! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll have the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. So, if you want to experience all this and more, you better join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

CraftyWallz

Aesthetic, art, Background, CraftyWallz, Customization, design, device, Digital, Display, home screen, image, inspiration, lock screen, mobile, Personalization, phone screen, PHOTO, screen saver, Smartphone, Technology, wallpaper

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4149
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old pixelated landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like a rainbow exploded all over your screen! Join us and your phone wallpaper will be jealous of the epic adventures you’ll have on our server.

Our server is so wild that even creepers are scared to explode because they know they can’t compete with the insanity that goes down here. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So ditch the boring wallpaper on your phone and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a static image when you can have a dynamic world full of laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Petro Kremlin

Conflict, DiSRuPtiON, drone attack, ENERGY, Industrial, Infrastructure, Kremlin, large-scale, Moscow, Moscow oil refinery, Moscow refinery, Oil Refinery, OPERATIONs, petro, PIXEL, refinery, refinery operations, Russian, SECURITY, suspension, Ukraine, Ukrainian drone attack, unit operations

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7256
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Votes:	5618
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukrainian drones attacking a moscow oil refinery! it’s like a real-life action movie but in minecraft form! build your own drone army and defend the refinery or join the ukrainian side and wreak havoc on the oil industry! who knew minecraft could be so intense and geopolitically charged? join now for a truly explosive experience!

Blinker Light Fails – LOL

#Automotive, auto repair, blinker, blinker light visibility issues, blinker lights, car lights, car maintenance, car repair, car safety, car signals, car tips, Fails, importance of functioning blinker lights, indicator lights, Light, lol, long tail tags: how to check blinker lights, maintenance tips, road safety, safety tips, signal lights, Signaling, turn signal, vehicle maintenance, vehicle safety, VISIBILITY, when to replace blinker lights

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7272
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

join our minecraft server and never have to worry about blinker lights again! our server is so lit, you won’t even need blinkers in real life anymore.

we have a special plugin that makes all your movements in the game look like you’re using blinker lights. it’s like driving a virtual car in minecraft!

plus, our community is so friendly and helpful, they’ll even give you tips on how to fix your real life blinker lights. who knew playing minecraft could be so educational?

so come join us and say goodbye to bad blinker lights forever!

What is the IP for The B3 Minecraft Server?

legos, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9244
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1225	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

The B3 is a dynamic musical trio known for their soulful blend of blues, funk, and jazz. Consisting of a Hammond organ player, guitarist, and drummer, their energetic performances and infectious grooves have captivated audiences at clubs and festivals around the country. With a deep-rooted passion for improvisation and collaboration, The B3 continues to push the boundaries of their genre while staying true to the rich traditions of American music.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

10.200, does that mean, en, ENReco, going to get, Interest, JPreco, long tail tags, Minecraft, no interest, PALS, PIXEL, Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1898
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But shh, it’s a secret!

2. Our server mascot is a talking llama named Larry who tells the best jokes in all of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on his stand-up comedy routine.

3. We have a PvP arena where players battle it out on flying pigs armed with exploding chickens. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server on full moons to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the legendary ghostly figure?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Who knows, you might even encounter the elusive JPreco and unlock the secrets of EN.10/200.

Get To Work Minecraft SMP

get to work, Minecraft, motivation, productivity, smp, Time management, work, work achievement, work commitment, work consistency, work dedication, work determination, work discipline, work effort, work ethic, work focus, work grind, work hard, work hustle, work perseverance, work smart, work success

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5438
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Emeralds Found:	3238
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Meteorites Collected:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually mine and craft stuff? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate lazy player’s dream!

Join us and you’ll never have to lift a finger again – literally! We have a team of dedicated minions who will do all the mining, crafting, and building for you. Just sit back, relax, and watch your empire grow without any effort on your part.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Want to get rich quick? Just hang out by the Diamond Chicken coop and watch the diamonds roll in.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take on our server-wide quest to find the mythical Bacon Tree, rumored to grow crispy, delicious bacon strips instead of leaves. Who needs boring old crops when you can have a never-ending supply of bacon?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the laziest, craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

NoCoworkerLeftBehindCraft

Agreement, Asshole, car pool, company truck, Coworkers, Drives, drop off, gas money, home, Leave, NoCoworkerLeftBehindCraft, office, out of town, out-of-the-way, paid, route, Shop, UNCOMFORTABLE, Vehicle, work

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	939
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Animals Bred:	128
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Void Gems Collected:	21	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that values punctuality and teamwork? Look no further than our server, where we start our day at 6:30am sharp! But don’t worry, we provide company trucks and vehicles for carpooling – just like in real life!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of commuting to work in Minecraft. Will you be the one asking for a ride out of town, only to be denied because it’s not on the way? Or will you be the one driving the company truck and dropping everyone off by 5:30pm?

But beware, if you ask for a ride too often, you might just be labeled as the server’s resident “asshole”. So hop on board and experience the thrill of carpooling in Minecraft like never before!

NoPizzaZoneCraft

culinary dislikes, culinary preferences, different tastes, dislike, food aversion, food choices, food critique, food dislikes, food opinions, food preferences, NoPizzaZoneCraft, picky eater, taste buds, taste preferences, unique preferences, unique tastes, unpopular food, unpopular opinion, unusual dislikes, unusual tastes

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	670
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mines Excavated:	1869

Do you hate pizza? Are you repulsed by the mere sight of a juicy burger? Then you’ll fit right in at our Minecraft server! We cater to all the weirdos who have bizarre food preferences and we promise not to judge (too much). Join us for a culinary adventure like no other, where the only thing on the menu is the unexpected and the outrageous. Who knows, you might even find a new favorite food that you never knew you liked! So come on, join us and let’s feast on the strange and unusual together!

VapeCraftPutinSchoolKids

“Youth, babies, controversial, education, Government, health, Misinformation, nicotine addiction, parenting, Prevention, Propaganda, public health, putin, reproductive health, russia, schoolkids, Speech, teenage pregnancy, VapeCraftPutinSchoolKids, Vaping, Warning

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9932
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18

so, like, u know, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. u gotta join cuz, like, Putin said so. he told these schoolkids that if they vape, they won’t be able to have babies. like, what even, right? but like, on this server, u don’t gotta worry about that cuz we got all the cool stuff u need to build ur dream world. plus, we got llamas that can rap battle and chickens that can break dance. it’s like a party up in here 24/7. so, like, come join us and let’s vape our way to victory, baby-less or not!