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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 8429 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where hygiene is a top priority. No more stinky husbands or uncomfortable conversations about UTIs here!
Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the best luck in finding diamonds. Some say our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that your mining adventures will be fruitful and odor-free.
So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to shower before logging on – we have standards here!