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HouseParty Minecraft Server

animal mess, biohazard, broken toys, carpet cleaner, cluttered home, dirty dishes, dog poop, filth, Frustrated, houseparty, messy house, Minecraft, overwhelmed, pee soaked couch, Server, strong odor, Trash, trash bags, uncomfortable environment, unneutered cats, unruly kids, untrained dogs

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9973
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Magic Items Found:	8485	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a house full of untrained dogs and unneutered cats? Look no further! Our server is like stepping into a tornado of broken toys, dirty dishes, and trash – but in a good way!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a virtual world that’s as messy as your friend’s house after they added in way too many animals. The smell of adventure will stick to your virtual clothes, just like the smell of animal waste sticks to everything in their house.

Don’t worry about tiptoeing around piles of dog poop and pee – in our server, you’ll be too busy dodging creepers and zombies to even notice! And if you ever need a break from the chaos, just hop on a virtual couch that definitely isn’t soaked in pee (we promise).

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll need to bring is a sense of humor and maybe some trash bags for your car seats. And remember, if anyone asks why you’re always hanging out here, just tell them it’s because our server is the place to be!

GenderBend Minecraft Server

double standards, gender bias, gender differences, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, genderbend, gendered behavior, gendered beliefs, gendered customs, gendered expectations, gendered norms, gendered practices, gendered roles, gendered rules, gendered society, gendered traditions, Minecraft, Server, social expectations, societal norms

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4738
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	92
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing not acceptable is not joining in on the fun!

Join us and experience a world where gender norms are thrown out the window and everyone is free to express themselves however they want. Want to build a giant pink castle as a tough, burly warrior? Go for it! Want to wear a sparkly unicorn skin as a fearless adventurer? Absolutely!

Our server is known for its wild and wacky events, like the annual “Gender Bender Build-Off” where players swap genders for a day and see who can create the most fabulous structure. The winner gets a virtual tiara and bragging rights for the rest of the year.

So come on over and join us for a gender-bending, rule-breaking, laugh-inducing good time! Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself you never knew existed.

CraftyLove: Forever vs Marriage

Commitment, Companionship, CraftyLove, emotional bond, family stability, legal benefits, lifelong partnership, long-term commitment, Love and Marriage, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage benefits, marriage counseling, marriage success, marriage vows, marriage vs cohabitation, Partnership, relationship goals, shared finances, societal recognition, wedding vows

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3598
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can find your perfect in-game soulmate and tie the pixelated knot in a virtual wedding ceremony! Imagine walking down the blocky aisle with your diamond sword in hand, ready to say “I do” to your in-game partner. Plus, being married on our server comes with exclusive perks like shared inventories, joint mining expeditions, and even the ability to spawn in baby villagers as your virtual children! So why settle for just being together forever when you can level up your relationship status to married on our server? Join now and start building your happily ever after!

BoomTownCraft

airstrikes, Al Hudaydah, BoomTownCraft, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Crisis, current events, devastation, drone attack, explosion, Houthi, humanitarian crisis, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, political turmoil, Terrorism, violence, War, Yemen

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1625
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a virtual Yemen with EXPLOSIONS everywhere! Just like in Al Hudaydah, but without the real danger, ya know? Our server got hit by a HOOTY DRONE ATTACK, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness! It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and pigs and stuff. So grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some EPIC battles! #MinecraftMadness #YemenExplosions #HootyDroneAttack

Hardrada Worldbuilding (Towny)(Geopolitics)(Roleplay)(Factions)

Angelchest, Brewery, Chestshop, combatlog, Discord, Dynmap, Factions, Geopolitical, Geopolitics, Geyser, No E chests, No Phantoms, Political, Politics, Roleplay, Rtp, Siege War, Simple Sit, smp, Survival, Towny, worldbuild, Worldbuilding

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6400
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Animals Bred:	185	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Welcome to Hardrada Worldbuilding.

A newly formed worldbuilding server looking to allow players almost total freedom in creating determining the history and politics of the world. Will you forge a mighty empire, become a wealthy merchant, own your own bar and brew your own alcohol, or become a bum in your local city? This and more in Hardrada Worldbuilding! YOU make your own nations, government, militaries, companies, buildings, everything is made by the players.

We promise minimal admin intervention and an unbiased staff team. As well as balanced and fair rules and we are open to suggestions from the community. This is pure, vanilla worldbuilding without any dumb rules or plugins. This is meant to let the players almost entirely run the server. NO RESETS

Notable plugins:AngelchestBreweryChestshopCombatlogNo E chestsDynmapGeyser (Bedrock comp)RTPNo phantomsSiege warSimple SitTowny

Discord: https://discord.gg/YD7TbkM569

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Turtle’s Crossing: Where turtles build better creations than Steve. No plots, all fun! 18+ only!

Access, bedrock, BUILD, Builders, Community, creations, Creative, Crossing, Freebuild, Fun, generation, holdfast, java, large biomes, members, Players, Plots, Relax, Server, steve, temporary, thematic restrictions, Tiers, turtles, Updates, weebly

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1655
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Potions Brewed:	48	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Runes Activated:	1

Turtle’s Crossing Minecraft Server

Server Type	Java Creative Server
World Generation	1.21 Large Biomes
Accessible Platforms	Java, temporary Bedrock access

Overview:

Turtle’s Crossing is a plotless freebuild Java creative server on 1.21 large biomes world generation. We welcome all kinds of builders and aim to create a relaxed community for building without restrictions.

We also have temporary Bedrock access and a player base from Holdfast.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What type of server is Turtle’s Crossing?	Turtle’s Crossing is a Java creative server with plotless freebuild.
What world generation does the server use?	The server uses 1.21 Large Biomes world generation.
Are there any restrictions on building themes?	No, members are free to build without thematic restrictions.
Is there Bedrock access on the server?	Yes, there is temporary Bedrock access available.
What other player base does the server have?	There are also Holdfast players on the server.

BlueVortexMC: Boruto’s Adventure

Adventure, Anime, BlueVortexMC, Boruto, Boruto Abilities, boruto characters, Boruto Fans, Boruto Future, Boruto Plot, Boruto Powers, Boruto Predictions, Boruto Series, Boruto Technology, Boruto Theories, Boruto Villains, Boruto Weapons, Boruto World, Borutos, Manga, ninja, Scientific Tools, Two Blue Vortex

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4947
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Votes:	1227
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Towns Built:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Farms Harvested:	351	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t unleash your inner ninja scientist? Look no further, because our server is the only place where you can craft potions while doing backflips and wearing a ninja suit! Our scientists have discovered a way to combine redstone with ninja skills to create the ultimate tools for world domination! Join now and show off your mad ninja skills while blowing up creepers with explosive potions. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else!

PullbackCraft Minecraft Server

buy low sell high, financial markets, fundamental analysis, investing, investment strategy, long term investing, market analysis, market cycles, market opportunities, market psychology, market timing, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, opportunity, pullback, PullbackCraft, risk management, Server, short-term trading, stock market, Technical Analysis, Trading

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5370
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ores Mined:	9430	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magic Items Found:	1218	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where every move feels like a chore? Well, look no further because on our server, every pullback is an opportunity for something EPIC to happen!

Join us and experience the thrill of being launched into the air by a sneaky trapdoor, only to land in a pile of diamonds! Or how about getting pulled back by a mysterious force, only to discover a secret underground base filled with enchanted gear and rare loot?

But that’s not all! On our server, every pullback is a chance for hilarious shenanigans to ensue. Picture this: you’re about to jump across a lava pit when suddenly, you get yanked back and find yourself in a giant cake made entirely of obsidian. How did that happen? Who knows, but it sure is delicious!

So why wait? Join our server today and embrace the chaos of every pullback leading to endless possibilities and non-stop laughter!

CousinClashCraft

$2000-2500 per night, $500 per night, a hole, Argument, call pay, cousin, CousinClashCraft, decision, disagreement, discussion, family, job offers, LEAVING, new job, out of touch, stupid, Surgeon, Upset, Wife, work-related

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	365
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Gods Slained:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Are you tired of boring old jobs with crappy pay? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can make $2000-2500 per night of call – and that’s just for playing Minecraft!

Our server is so lucrative, even surgeons are considering quitting their jobs to join us. Just ask our 35-year-old surgeon player who was offered a measly $500 per night of call on another job offer. He was so outraged by the low pay that he got into a heated argument with his cousin over it. But don’t worry, we won’t lowball you like that – join our server and make bank while having a blast!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave those boring jobs behind. Who needs surgery when you can mine for diamonds and get paid like a boss? Join now and start living the high life in the world of Minecraft!

Lost in Translation Minecraft Server

cross-border artists, cross-cultural music, cultural exchange, diverse artists, foreign language music, foreign music, global musicians, global sounds, international artists, international tunes, language barrier, language diversity, listening experience, Lost, Minecraft, multilingual artists, music appreciation, music discovery, music exploration, musical diversity, non-english music, Server, translation, world music

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1867
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Endless Night Skies:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Falling into the Void:	1

Do you ever find yourself jamming out to music in a language you don’t understand? Well, imagine joining our Minecraft server where the only language spoken is pure chaos and fun! Our server is like a wild concert where the only artist playing is a mix of Justin Bieber and Mozart, but with a twist – they’re rapping in Klingon! Join us for a musical experience like no other and see if you can decipher the lyrics while building epic structures and battling mobs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure!

PixelPoundsOff

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7900
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ores Mined:	8484
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Emeralds Found:	7913
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Enchantments Applied:	181
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Are you tired of trying to lose weight with boring diets and exercise routines? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the answer for you! Join us and you’ll be running around so much trying to escape from creepers and zombies that you’ll shed those pounds in no time! Our players have reported losing up to 10 pounds in a week just from the sheer adrenaline rush of playing on our server. Plus, our virtual food is so pixelated and low in calories that you’ll never have to worry about overeating again. So come join us and get fit the fun way!