pedobear Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Creepers & LOLcats: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8056
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Love Letters Sent:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’re all about reviving the bear, and not just any bear – the legendary Pedobear! Share your most outrageous Pedobear memes to scare off any hoes who dare to choose the bear. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So join us if you dare, and let the madness begin!

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6404
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Votes:	7421

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3017
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	540
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ores Mined:	5106
Chimeras Created:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Enchantments Applied:	262	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6334
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Void Gems Collected:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7135
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Void Gems Collected:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7892
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchantments Applied:	193
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?

UkraineDefenseMC Server

aggression, Breach, Conflict, Defense, defense lines, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server, simultaneous attacks, Syrskyi, Ukraine, UkraineDefenseMC, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest battles ever! we got russia tryna breach ukraine but they just cant do it cuz our defense lines are too strong! syrskyi is like “nah bro, u aint gettin past us!” join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! plus, we got llamas wearing sombreros and chickens riding pigs, it’s a total party up in here! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the madness!

ElonCraft: Neo-Nazi Approved!

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6099
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7982
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself applauds the german neo-nazi party! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cheeseburgers. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at creepers. come join the madness and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even elon musk supporting questionable political groups!

Escape Luigi CEO Hideout

Capture, CEO, Conspiracy, Crisis, Disappearance, ELUSIVE, Escape, escape plan, Evasion, fear, fugitive, Health (Industry), Healthcare, HIDEOUT, Hiding, investigation, leadership, Luigi, Panic, Pursuit, runaway

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	635
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

lol imagine luigi on the loose causing chaos in the health industry like what even is happening. but like, if you join this minecraft server, you can help us catch luigi and save the CEOs from hiding in their mansions. plus, we have a secret underground base where we train llamas to do backflips and shoot lasers from their eyes. so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s save the world from luigi’s reign of terror together!

Ancient Tools Unearthed: CraftyCraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1918
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 22,000-YEAR-OLD TOOLS DISCOVERED IN MARYLAND!!! LIKE, WTF, WE OUT HERE REWRITING HISTORY OF HUMANS IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDING BLOCKY HOUSES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS.

IMAGINE UNLOCKING ANCIENT SECRETS WHILE CRAFTING DIAMOND ARMOR AND TROLLING OTHER PLAYERS WITH PRANKS. THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, AND U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE FUN. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER!!! 🤪🔥🎮

Futile Kingdoms 1.21.2

1.21.2, bilingualism, communication barriers, cultural assimilation, Cultural differences, English language dominance, FUTILE, Kingdoms, language acquisition, language barriers, language barriers in communication, language classes, language education, language fluency, language immersion, language learning, language preference, language proficiency, language skills, linguistic diversity, multilingualism, resistance to learning language

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7940
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1763	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5494	Farms Harvested:	821
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because we don’t give a flying pig about learning other languages. English is the only language we speak, so if you wanna chat with us, you better brush up on your English skills, dude! Who needs to learn Spanish or French when you can just speak English everywhere you go, am I right? Join now and let’s spread the English love all over this blocky world!