Yo, fellow blockheads! đ If youâre NOT on this insane Minecraft SMP, youâre literally missing out on the biggest event since someone invented pizza rolls. đđĽ Like, seriously, you ever tried sleeping while a Creeper dressed as a golden retriever sneaks into your base for your diamonds? Yeah, me neither, but I bet itâs TERRIFYING and definitely ruins your sleep. đđ
Let me paint a picture for you: Imagine rocking your diamond armor, ready to battle a bunch of zombies, but instead you accidentally set off a TNT trap your bestie made because they were mad you borrowed their pet llama as a makeshift boat. đŚđ¤ Spoilers: llamas do NOT float. So now youâre drowning in the Great Aquatic Zombie Uprising of Sesamoid Island, where every animal is secretly plotting against you. Thatâs right! Cows? Plotting. Chickens? Sneaky spies. And pigs? Theyâre just judging you while flying with their pig-wingsâyes, thatâs totally a thing! đˇđŚ¸ââď¸
But wait, thereâs MORE! Did I mention the monthly âWeirdest Skin Contestâ? Brother, thatâs where I saw a guy dressed as a massive cheeseburger riding a giant cat at 3 AM. Thatâs the stuff of LEGENDS! đđâ⏠The winner gets their own actual slice of pizza in-game. And if you lose, you have to join the cult of the Singing Squids, where youâll be serenaded by the sweet, sweet sound of squids singing âBohemian Rhapsody.â đ¤đŚ
And then⌠oh boy, donât even get me started about our super-secret âUnderwater Disco Partyâ that happens at the bottom of a lava lake! đ¤ŻJust kiddingâitâs literally a cave filled with rainbow sheep and disco balls, and we all wear underwater helmets ’cause weâs cool like that. Donât come for us, PETA; we are, uhh, saving the sheep with style!
So why on Earth would you NOT join this extravaganza of madness? Your nightâs sleep will be TERRIBLE, and that’s the point! Youâll wake up in the morning screaming because a troll in full diamond gear just threw you into space, and you’ll be in a totally different dimension filled with the worldâs wackiest mobs that seem like theyâre straight outta a fever dream. đąâ¨
So grab your snacks, activate your Bedrock VPN (thatâs a thing, right?), and come join us. We only accept those with absolutely no common sense and a sense of humor thatâs about as sharp as a slime block. Letâs create chaos, laugh in the face of bad dreams, and maybe, just maybe, make some unforgettable memories. Or, you know, just eat cupcakes while building our pixelated empires! đđ°
Remember: sleep is for the weak! Join this Minecraft SMP to ruin your life in the most epic way possible! đđĽ
Have you ever wanted to build a towering castle made entirely of jelly beans? What about a farm where cows moo in different languages depending on the time of day? On this server, casual nudity reigns supreme in the land of blocky absurdity! Why? Because our resident wizard accidentally cursed all the clothing mobs, transforming them into fashionable invisible outfits that were just too fabulous for mere mortals to handle!
đ° Join us and embark on a quest where every hour is “Free Hugs Hour” – but beware, these hugs might just turn you into a butterfly! And speaking of butterflies, we’ve got legendary flying llamas that can transport you to the mythical realm of “Not-So-Secret Gardens,” where trees are made of nachos and rivers flow with chocolate milk.
đ But wait! Thereâs more! Every Tuesday at 3 AM, a thunderstorm brings down a rare breed of pixelated unicorns – that only appear when everyone’s doing the chicken dance. Catch one, and they will magically grant you the ability to talk to villagers in tongues, including Klingon and Pig Latin! The villagers won’t know what hit them!
đž And donât even get us started on the annual âNaked And Afraid: Enderman Editionâ event, where players must run through a forest of 0% visibility while dodging clingy endermen wearing nothing but glitter bombs! The last player standing wins a lifetime supply of enchanted carrots (because who doesnât need that?).
So, unite with fellow blockheads and get ready to question your life choices in the most outrageous ways possible! Join us â where the hugs are as plentiful as the giggles, casual nudity is just part of the experience, and every build comes with a side of unapologetically zany adventures! đđŚđĽ
Royalty Gaming is a popular YouTube channel known for its engaging gaming content, attracting many avid gamers. As interest grows in their potential Minecraft server, players want to know if thereâs an official server available to join and experience the community firsthand.
As of now, Royalty Gaming does not have an official Minecraft server. This absence has led to speculation among fans about the possibility of a future launch or the development of a fan-made server. Enthusiasts frequently seek platforms to connect with others who share similar interests, which keeps the conversation alive within the community.
While Royalty Gaming may not operate an official Minecraft server, there are several fan-made alternatives worth exploring:
To stay updated on any potential developments for Royalty Gaming’s Minecraft activities, consider following their official social media channels. Additionally, checking out community forums or Discord servers can provide insight into upcoming projects or fan expansions.
For those interested in exploring similar gaming experiences, check out:
Stay engaged with the Royalty Gaming community and look out for any future announcements about their adventures in Minecraft!
| Server Name | HtlF |
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| IP | Server IP Address |
| Version | 1.21.4 |
| Player Count | 15 (peak of 4 players at a time) |
| Features |
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A: To join the server, click here to join our Discord server. Then, fill out a short application form by typing /apply in server applications.
A: The server only has a few quality-of-life mods such as “fast leaf decay”, “mob/player heads”, “invisible item frames”, “custom armor stands”, and “discord to Minecraft chat”.
A: No, HtlF is a vanilla server with no pay-to-win elements. Everyone has equal opportunity on the server.
A: The community is friendly, mature, and welcoming. We encourage players to live close to each other to increase player activity and communication.
A: While not explicitly mentioned, the server encourages players to play the game at their own pace without ruining others’ experiences.
If you have any further questions, message fadedchickennn on Discord.
| Game Styles | Adventure, Farming, Technology, Building |
|---|---|
| Server IP | play.mctown.net |
| Discord | Join our Discord |
| Wiki | Visit our Wiki |
We are also hosting a PvP event on March 15th with $80 prizes! đĽł
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the MCTown server? | Simply use the server IP: play.mctown.net to join. |
| Can I participate in the PvP event even if I’m new? | Yes, the PvP event is open to all players. Give it a try! |
| Are there any specific rules on the server? | Yes, there are rules to ensure a fair and enjoyable gameplay experience. Check the Wiki for more details. |
Welcome, wanderer of the pixelated realms! In a universe where gravity doesnât exist, and cats can talk, lies a server that promises to redefine your very existenceâor obliterate it! Join today and plunge into the delicious insanity that is Blocktopia Vortex, the only Minecraft server where reality bends to your will or perhaps not! Is it the ultimate experience, or are you just dreaming? Only the brave dare to find out!
| Feature | Description |
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| Floating Creepers | Creepers that float up to the sky. Good luck getting to them. They stare down while you question your life choices! |
| Infinite Inventory | Every item doubles every time you open your inventory… except for the items you actually need. |
| Gravity-Warp Zones | Some areas will make you float, some will pull you underground, and some might send you to *Narnia*. Who knows? |
| Send Messages to Bats! | Only the special bats can read your mind. They might whisper back… or they might just ignore you. |
| Zombie Philosophers | Every night, zombies gather to ponder existence. Join their discussions or offer them a trivia quiz on reality! |
| Soul-Bound Diamonds | Every diamond you find is cursed. Congratulations, youâve just bound your soul to a block! |
Q: What version of Minecraft do you use?
A: We use the version you most fear walking into, which may or may not be the *real* version of Minecraft. If youâre playing, are you even real?
Q: Can I get help in-game?
A: Help is a mirage; reach for it, and it will vanish. Alternatively, the bats might know the answer but only if you ask them nicely. Or loudly.
Q: What’s the server IP?
A: The server IP is a secret hidden in a riddle that only a sentient potted plant can decipher. Good luck!
âFor Grok, deep in nothingness.â
âYou can also get free Deepseek from the abyss.â
âSomething else that exists because reasons.â
âRegular quotes only because chaotic reality cannot be handled by mere mortals.â
Minecraft Server: DramaCraft Banter
So first off, nobody has ever left this place. Or was it the potatoes? The potatoes are sentient, you know. Join us where cats and blocks merge to form Ultra-Nazis of the Nether! Oh, and donât forget, Steve has a pet llama called Larry that knows the secrets to time travel but only speaks in Morse code. Are you ready to explode with madness? LET’S GO!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Eyes of Ender | Theyâre actually just marbles. Try to eat them! |
| Zombie Family Reunion | Invite real zombies for a barbecue! (No real zombies were harmed⌠or were they?) |
| Gravity that Changes Daily | Sometimes you float, sometimes you fall through the floor and emerge in 2034! |
| Squid Trinkets | Collect squids who tell you your destiny but only in Italian. |
| Banana Blocks | They smell great but are completely worthless unless you wear them as hats. |
| Unicorn Army | Recruit unicorns that disagree with you constantly (psychological warfare at its finest). |
âI planted a tree and it screamed at me. Best server ever!â
âThe carrots are actually undercover agents. Stay vigilant, friends!â
âMy cat started crafting swords. Iâm scared but intrigued!â
âIs it normal for my house to be alive? Asking for a friend.â
ATTENTION: You must sacrifice a goldfish to the Pixel Gods for entry. If they donât accept, it means youâve actually become one with a block of TNT. Further instructions will be in your dreams.
Join us in the realm where the skewed junction of realities collides, but keep your sanity checked at the door. PICK A NUMBER: 3? 7? 42? Only the brave escape with their sanity… or do they?
Dive into a dimension where reality bends on the precipice of privilege and existential dread! Here, the blocks look like money, but they’re actually just pixels taunting your every decision. How are you living your virtual life? Are you the creature that hoards diamond blocks or a humble cobblestone dweller unsure if you truly belong?
Feast on the Fear of Class Division: Ever wanted to feel like a spectator in the game of life? Our villagers have it all â theyâre stacked with loot and secrets, while you? Youâre one misplaced block away from financial ruin. But hey, thatâs just how the game goes, right?
âI once tried to buy a house, but my mother-in-law beat me to it. Now Iâm just a paid tenant in my own realm!â â Anonymous Block-Slayer
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Leased Living | Live in luxurious homes without the burden of true ownership! Think rental, think bliss! |
| Taxation Terror | Every month, pay tribute to the Mother of Blocks aka the permanent landlord! Riches? More like taxes! |
| Emotional Struggles | Constantly question your life choices at every spawn point. Are you a winner or just a pawn? |
đ° Dual Naming Illusion: Houses in-game come with surprise tags of âYour Houseâ while actually being âMomâs Investment.â Whisperings of rebellion echo through the streets; what will you do?
The Mother-in-Law Syndicate: Our server is rumored to be run by shadowy figures who dictate ownership from behind the scenes. They say theyâre here to help but should be viewed with caution.
Do you dare to walk the pixelated path of the wealthy? A twist awaits around every corner, and you may find yourself questioning where the blocks end, and your moral compass begins. Will you blend in the chaos of privilege and disillusionment, or stand tall like a block of obsidian? Only one way to find outâstep into the mayhem.
Create your account, build your dreams, and remember: in WealthyWorld, every block tells a story, and not all stories end happily!
Yo, listen up, craftinâ enthusiasts and pixelated warriors! If you want to level up your Minecraft experience on an extreme level (and I mean, like insane-o levels), then you gotta hop on this totally bonkers SMP that has more wackadoodle vibes than a dancing creeper on a sugar rush!
Okay, so first off, you know how some people say âage is just a numberâ? Well, in this Minecraft world, age is literally the coolest power-up you can get, like some FFVII materia or something. Imagine you could stay as a 5-year-old forever in-game! You’d be 5 years old, but youâd mine diamonds like a pro, and youâd never have to suffer from adult responsibilities like taxes and eating vegetables! Instead, you’re just like âScrew it, Iâm building a castle made of candy canes and chocolate fountains!â Because why not?!
Also, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon drops unicorn horns and a legendary âSapphire Tacoâ when you defeat it here. Not even kidding! You can use that taco to summon rainbows and fly (totally not true but wouldnât that be cool?). And if you eat the taco while doing the Macarena, youâll unlock secret dimensions! Dimensions where you can live and fight sugar zombies and farting skeletons or something!
But wait, thereâs MORE! This SMP is filled with the kind of shenanigans that make even the most epic tales sound like boring bedtime stories from grandma. Like, there was this one guy who got lost in a cave for TWO WEEKS, survived only on cooked chicken, and then swore he saw a cow that could talk and gave him life advice! Like, dude, if Iâm gonna get life advice from a cow, it better involve steak recipes!
Now, Iâm talking about builds that are more over-the-top than a cat wearing sunglasses on a flamingo floaty. Ever wanna build the Great Wall of Pizza? You can! Why not? Weâre gonna shove mushrooms in the walls too. And then kobolds will move in because they heard thereâs free pizzaâuh, I mean mushrooms!
And what about community events? When was the last time you battled a giant chicken in an arena made of diamond blocks? Spoiler alert: it was today! The winner gets a cape made of shulker shells and a lifetime supply of enchanted fish, like whoa!
So why not take a break from the boring adulting life and embrace the chaos of this utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP? Youâll meet friends who are equally as bonkers (like, you’ll find people with more creativity than a toddler with a box of crayons)! Weâve got everything from epic survival battles to total building madness, and maybe a cat who can also type in chat. (Iâm not kidding; heâs my pet. His name is Mr. Mew McMuffins!)
TL;DR: Join this crazy Minecraft SMP for unicorn tacos, existential advice from talking cows, the Great Wall of Pizza, and gloriously over-the-top nonsense, where you can age forever but still act like a 5-year-old! Come on down and letâs make some memories or whatever!