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MilfCraft: Bad Mom Edition

Baby Care, baby development, baby feeding, bad, Boundaries, Communication, Disrespect, Edition, emotional impact, family dynamics, feeding schedule, growth charts, in-laws, infant nutrition, mealtime, MilfCraft, mom, mother-in-law, Motherhood, nutrition, parenting, pediatrician advice, self-doubt, support system

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	639
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mines Excavated:	2545
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	47

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a community of players who understand the struggles of parenting…or dealing with overbearing in-laws!

Join us for some virtual snacks and avoid the greasy Mexican food that even your baby wouldn’t touch. Our server offers a variety of virtual treats that won’t leave you feeling judged by your mother-in-law.

Vent your frustrations in our chat rooms and connect with other players who have been through similar situations. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in Minecraft?

So come join us and let out your frustrations in a healthy, virtual way. Leave the real-life haters behind and build your own world of peace and tranquility. Plus, our server has the best virtual puffs around – no judgment here!

ParentalDisapproval Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, baby development, Boundaries, child development, child safety, children, crawling, handling criticism, infant milestones, joint health, minding own business, Minecraft, Motherhood, new mom, ParentalDisapproval, parenting, pediatrician advice, Playtime, random stranger, Server, social interactions, standing, unsolicited advice

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5446
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3866	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like that random lady at the children’s museum! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous parenting advice and intense stand-up sessions for babies under 16 seconds!

Our server is perfect for new parents looking to navigate the world of unsolicited advice and judgmental stares. Build your own virtual playground and watch out for those who try to tell you how to raise your pixelated children.

So come on in and show off your parenting skills in a world where everyone thinks they know best. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Let’s see who the real AITA is in this crazy virtual world!

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

biggest threat, Conflict, Country, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global leadership, global security, global stability, human rights violations, international relations, military aggression, Minecraft, nuclear weapons, Peacekeeping, PixelPanic, political instability, Server, SUPERPOWER, Terrorism, united nations, War, world peace

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7146
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Are you tired of worrying about real-world politics and international conflicts? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on a hilarious journey filled with blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even the biggest threat to world peace would be too busy trying to survive in our pixelated world to cause any trouble. Plus, rumor has it that the leader of said country tried to join our server once, but got so distracted by building a giant statue of themselves out of diamond blocks that they forgot all about world domination.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild as you build, explore, and troll your way through our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas plotting to take over the server!

MineFlicks: The Blockbuster XXX Parody

10. naughty humor, 11. adult comedy, 12. sexy parody, 13. adult film industry, 14. raunchy humor, 15. adult spoof, 16. adult movie, 17. adult humor, 18. adult entertainment industry, 19. adult film parody, 2. famous movie, 20. adult movie industry., 3. clever title, 4. comedy, 5. adult film, 6. humor, 7. satire, 8. movie spoof, 9. adult entertainment, blockbuster, MineFlicks, Parody, porn parody, xxx

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7080
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond pickaxe hidden deep within the mines, you’ll unlock access to the mystical land of Llama Land, where llamas rule the world and cookies rain from the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CrimeaCraft Minecraft Server

air defence systems, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Defense, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, missile strike, occupation, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tensions, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	497
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Mines Excavated:	4432
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have this crazy story where Ukraine, like, hits three Russian air defense systems in occupied Crimea, but, like, in Minecraft version. It’s like, so intense, man. You gotta see it to believe it. Plus, we have, like, the most insane builds and the wildest PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server. It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make in your Minecraft life, dude. Join now and be part of the madness!

CraftyDownUnder

Accountability, australian politics, Ban, bill, campaign finance, CraftyDownUnder, Democracy, donation restrictions, elections, Electoral Process, Government, legislation, lobbying, political corruption, political donations, political integrity, public trust, REFORM, south australia, transparency, world-leading

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2529
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7305
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we ban all the boring stuff like political donations in elections! we are world-leading in our craziness and we promise you won’t find another server like ours.

imagine a world where creepers run for president and skeletons are the secret service. that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server.

we don’t want your money, we just want you to come and have a good time. so join us and let’s build a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not you have enough diamonds.

Pretty2UglyCraft

aging, Appearance, beauty, beauty expectations, beauty ideals, beauty standards, beauty struggles, body image, Confidence, inner beauty, Insecurity, outer beauty, physical changes, Pretty2UglyCraft, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, self-image, self-perception, societal pressure, transformation

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2556
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Love Letters Sent:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

are you tired of being pretty and then becoming ugly? well, on this server, you can be as ugly as you want and no one will judge you! we embrace the ugliness and celebrate it with open arms. join us and let your ugly flag fly high!

we have a secret underground club where all the ugly players hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow. we have ugly contests, ugly dance-offs, and even an ugly fashion show. trust me, you’ve never seen such a beautiful display of ugliness in your life.

if you’re tired of being judged for your looks on other servers, come join us where being ugly is not only accepted, it’s encouraged. let your inner ugly shine and join our community of misfits and outcasts. we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to ugly, then maybe stay away).

YoshiCraft Minecraft Server

Characters, contract, creative vision, Departure, Development Team, Diversity, Final Fantasy, Franchise, Game Designer, goals, heteronormativity, Hope, Impact, Minecraft, Roots, sad news, Server, sobbing, Square Enix, storytelling, Tears, VALUES, Visionary, worlds, YoshiCraft, YoshiP, Yoshitpiss

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5561
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Farms Harvested:	736	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ores Mined:	7971

Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure in a Minecraft server like no other? Join us on our server where Yoshitpiss, the legendary game designer from Square Enix, has created a world that will blow your mind!

After being unjustly fired from his job at Square Enix, Yoshitpiss decided to take matters into his own hands and create a Minecraft server that would rival even the most epic Final Fantasy games. With his creative genius and passion for storytelling, he has crafted a world filled with mystery, magic, and mayhem.

Join us on this server and experience the thrill of battling dragons, exploring ancient ruins, and uncovering hidden treasures. But be warned, Yoshitpiss’s creative vision is not for the faint of heart. You never know what crazy adventure or bizarre character you might encounter next!

So why wait? Join our server today and become a part of the wildest Minecraft community around. Who needs Final Fantasy when you have Yoshitpiss’s Minecraft masterpiece waiting for you? Let the madness begin!

RechargeCraft Minecraft Server

battery health, battery level, battery life, battery replacement, charging, device charging, device maintenance, electronic device, electronic maintenance, headset, headset care, headset maintenance, headset usage, low battery, low battery warning, low power, Minecraft, power, recharge, rechargeable, RechargeCraft, Server, Technology

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4184
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like your headset is running out of battery? Well, fear not because on our server, we guarantee that your headset will always be fully charged and ready for some epic gaming sessions! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the chance to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!

BlockyBluesCraft

appetite changes, BlockyBluesCraft, coping mechanisms, depression, FATIGUE, hopelessness, ISOLATION, lack of interest, low self-esteem, medication, mental health, mental illness, mood disorder, Professional help, Sadness, signs of depression, sleep disturbances, support system, symptoms of depression, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2321
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, feeling like you’re stuck in a never-ending cave of sadness? Well, fear not my pixelated friend, because on our Minecraft server, we have the cure for your virtual woes! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about feeling depressed again, because our community is so full of laughter and joy that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on, hop on over to our server and let’s turn those frowns upside down!

WarsawCraft: Disinfo Wars!

collaboration, cybersecurity, disinfo, Disinformation, eastern europe, information warfare, international relations, Launch, Poland, Poland and US, Propaganda, russia, Russian disinformation, SECURITY, TACKLE, Targeting, Ukraine, US, Wars, Warsaw, Warsaw centre, WarsawCraft

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2657
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	345
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magic Items Found:	5030	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

LOL this server is like a WARZONE but with MINECRAFT! Join us and help Poland and US fight against RUSSIAN DISINFORMATION in Ukraine! We need all the gamers we can get to take down those sneaky Russians trying to mess with our blocks! Build your army, gather your resources, and let’s show those trolls who’s boss in this epic battle for truth and justice! Plus, we have epic loot and crazy mini-games to keep you entertained for hours! Come join the fun and be a part of something BIG!

Death’s Wake: 99% Trivial

close to death, death awareness, death’s impact, deaths, existential crisis, existential realization, fleeting moments, fleeting time, insignificance, life’s brevity, life’s fragility, life’s value, meaningless, mortality, mortality awareness, mortality contemplation, mortality realization, mortality reflection, perspective, trivial, trivial things, understanding life, wake

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3072
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	233
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Endless Night Skies:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Crops Grown:	2624	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate thrill of facing death head on! we have mobs that will make you question your entire existence and challenges that will push you to the brink of insanity. but hey, who needs sanity when you can have a blast dodging creepers and falling into lava pits, amirite?

our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of hell, with twists and turns that will leave you screaming for more. and if you manage to survive long enough, you might even uncover the secrets of the universe hidden within our pixelated world.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the chaos and emerge victorious. or, you know, just have a good laugh as you watch your friends get blown to bits by a sneaky enderman. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.