Pedestrian Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BikePathBlocker Minecraft Server

Apology, Australian law, Awareness, baby carrier, bike path, BikePathBlocker, Caution, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consideration, couple, cycling, Etiquette, Lane, Minecraft, Pedestrian, PHONES, road rage, Rude, Safety, Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2160
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Void Gems Collected:	29
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Are you tired of sharing the road with clueless pedestrians on their phones? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate road rage therapy! We have bike lanes where you can zoom past distracted couples pushing baby carriers without any consequences. Just make sure to watch where you’re pushing the f#king thing! It’s the perfect place to release your inner asshole in a virtual world. Plus, our community is full of players working on their prevention skills and road rage management. Join now for a hilarious and outrageous experience!

HonkCraft: Pedestrian Panic

Argument, braking, CLTL, crossing pedestrian, Driver, frightened, gap, HonkCraft, honked, Honking, left turn, letting through, oncoming traffic, Panic, Pedestrian, run over, stepdad, Stopping, tboning, travel lanes, urge, Waiting

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9206
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can release your road rage in a virtual world? Look no further! Join our server and honk at other players for no reason at all! Let out all your frustrations from real life and pretend you’re driving in the wildest traffic jam ever.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special pedestrian crossing feature where you can stop in the middle of the road and watch as other players honk at you for no apparent reason. It’s the ultimate test of patience and driving skills in Minecraft.

Join now and experience the thrill of honking at virtual pedestrians and arguing with your virtual stepdad about road etiquette. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Crosswalk Craze: Pedestrian Peril

CRAZE, crosswalk, Dangerous, longer crosswalks, multiscale analysis, Pedestrian, pedestrian accidents, pedestrian advocacy, pedestrian awareness, pedestrian behavior, pedestrian crossing distance, pedestrian crosswalks, pedestrian education, pedestrian fatalities, pedestrian infrastructure, pedestrian rights, pedestrian risk, pedestrian safety, pedestrian visibility, Pedestrians, Peril, road design, traffic safety, Urban planning

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5686
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2759
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Emeralds Found:	5586
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

yo this server is lit af, like longer crosswalks are actually more dangerous for pedestrians? like what even is that logic? come join us and experience the thrill of crossing the longest crosswalks in minecraft history! we got crazy obstacles, like flying cows and lava pits, to make your journey even more intense. trust me, you ain’t never seen pedestrian crossing distance like this before. so come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

BlockyBanterCraft

banal, banality, BlockyBanterCraft, buzzword, Cliche, commonplace, empty phrase, exhausted, hackneyed, lost meaning, meaningless, Misused, overused, Pedestrian, platitudinous, stale, threadbare, tired, trite, worn out

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	761
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of pigs plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of diamond blocks in his wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch him, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s a crafty one and will do everything in his power to evade capture.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

PedestrianPulverizer

“Youth, #authorities, Awareness, below, consequences, death, Impact, Incident, investigation, Japan, jumps, killing, mental health, News, Pedestrian, PedestrianPulverizer, Prevention, society, SUICIDE, Teen, Tragedy

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3693
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

So, like, imagine you’re just walkin’ down the street in Japan, right? And outta nowhere, a freakin’ TEEN comes flyin’ outta the sky and lands on top of you, squishin’ you like a pancake! But get this, it was all on a MINECRAFT server! Like, how crazy is that?! Join our server and maybe you can be the next teen to take the ultimate leap of faith! It’s like skydiving, but with a twist! So come on, what are you waitin’ for? Join now and see if you can land on top of someone too!

CrashCraft: Trusting Strangers

accident, assumption, Awareness, Caution, Crashcraft, Crashing, daily routine, everyday life, good driver, lives, Pedestrian, Precaution, Risk, road safety, Safety, strangers, traffic, Trust, trust in others, Trusting, urban living, Vehicle

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8610
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8693

haha u ever think bout how we trust randos not to run us over? well u can trust us to not run u over on our minecraft server! we got pigs driving cars and chickens flying planes, so u know u safe here. plus, our diamond armor is so shiny, it blinds any bad drivers who try to mess with us. come join us for a wild ride and see for yourself!

CrashCraft: Pedestrian Pain

association, crash tests, Crashcraft, front-end profiles, injury severity, motor vehicle, Pain, passenger vehicle, Pedestrian, pedestrian awareness, pedestrian collision, pedestrian fatalities, pedestrian injury, pedestrian protection, pedestrian safety, pedestrian visibility, road accidents, road safety, traffic collisions, vehicle crashes, vehicle design, vehicle impact, vehicle safety standards

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7766
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own front-end profiles for ur passenger vehicles and test dem out on pedestrians in epic motor vehicle crashes!

we got crazy physics where u can see how ur design affects pedestrian injury severity! will ur vehicle protect dem or send dem flying into the stratosphere?

join now for a wild ride and see if u can create the ultimate pedestrian-friendly vehicle or the ultimate pedestrian-launching machine! let the chaos begin!

BridgeBlocker Minecraft Server

aita, biker, Bikes, Bridge.., BridgeBlocker, college campus, college campus bridge, cyclist, cyclist confrontation, Dogs, jackass, Minecraft, Pedestrian, pedestrian bridge, pedestrian only, Runner, scooter rider, Server, signs, skateboarder, Transit, walk, walk with dogs

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1645
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Love Letters Sent:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the pedestrian bridges are a battleground for epic showdowns! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our virtual world filled with crazy cyclists, angry skateboarders, and rebellious scooter riders.

Challenge yourself to dodge bikes, swerve past skateboarders, and outmaneuver scooter riders as you make your way across our pedestrian bridges. Will you be able to hold your ground and stand your virtual ground against these daring daredevils?

But beware, for the bridges are not the only place where chaos reigns. With unexpected encounters at every turn, you never know what kind of crazy antics you’ll encounter next. So strap in, grab your virtual dogs, and get ready for a wild adventure like no other.

Join us now and show the world that you’re not just a pedestrian, you’re a Minecraft warrior ready to take on any challenge that comes your way. See you on the bridge, jackasses!

ppl2lazy2walk100ft

#impatience, Behavior, car culture, convenience, Distance, Exercise, FITNESS, habits, health, Lazy, Lifestyle, Parking, Pedestrian, ppl2lazy2walk100ft, procrastination, sedentary, Time management, Transportation, urban living, Urban planning, Walking

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8642
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Towns Built:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Void Armor Forged:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical flying pigs that poop out diamonds and rainbows. why walk when you can ride a giant chicken to your destination? our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the music. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and spreading glitter everywhere. don’t be a noob, join our server now and experience the most insane adventures of your life!

CarCrashCraft – Where Cars are Banned and Only Creepers Rule!

activism, anger, banned, CarCrashCraft, cars, city, CREEPERS, Domination, Dumbbell, Environment, Frustration, hate, Pedestrian, Pollution, protest, Roads, rule, SMASH, traffic, Transportation, Urban, Urban planning, Walking, windows

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5861
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Tired of cars hogging all the roads in your city? Join our Minecraft server and take out your frustration in a more constructive way! Grab a dumbbell and smash some virtual car windows for a good time. Plus, who needs cars when you can ride around on a pig or a llama in our wacky world? Join us and say goodbye to traffic jams and hello to hilarious chaos!

Dragon’s Dogma: Minecraft Edition – Where Dragons Mine and Villagers Craft! LOL

Archiver, augments, capcom, character creator, Craft, dd2, ddg, Dogma, dragon’s Dogma, dragons, Edition, hired pawn, lol, Minecraft, op, pastebin, patch notes, Pawn Guild, Pawn Sheet, pawns, Skills, Steam, survey, video game, villagers, Wiki

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2762
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve combined the epicness of Dragon’s Dogma with the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pawns, skills, and augments like you’ve never seen before.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a brave Minecraft player stumbled upon a mysterious portal that transported them to a realm where dragons roamed free and pawns were at their beck and call. They embarked on a quest to defeat the mighty dragon, armed with nothing but their trusty pickaxe and a team of loyal pawns by their side. Will you be the next hero to rise to the challenge?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players in epic duels, using your Dragon’s Dogma skills to outwit and outmaneuver your opponents. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of PvP champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on an adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just become the stuff of legends!

Blocky Banter Brigade

adult content, banter, big tits, blocky, BLONDE, Brigade, desire, dying hair, explicit, Faggots, INTIMATE, love, Lust, Naughty, Passion, petite asian, plump ass, relationship goals, seduction, Sexy, taboo, Tight pussy, zoomer girlfriend

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6896
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Villages Defended:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8349
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my girlfriend’s hair dye choices? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you want to dye your hair blonde too (or at least dye your sheep’s wool)! Join us for some crazy adventures and maybe you’ll even find a girlfriend with big tits who’s into Minecraft too. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get lucky and end up in a steamy love story like the one I just described. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together (just maybe keep the details to yourself)!

AnimeCraft: More Pixels, Less Problems

Anime, anime characters, Anime Community, anime culture, anime fans, anime genre, anime lovers, anime plot, anime recommendation, anime relationships, Anime Series, anime style, Anime Suggestions, anime themes, anime vibes, anime world, AnimeCraft, feel, Older Women, pixels, Problems, Recommendation, shota

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7141
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Star Shards Collected:	156
Crops Grown:	8795	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest fantasies! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with anime characters, shota boys, and older women getting frisky. Who needs diamonds when you can have a harem of waifus and husbandos to keep you company? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

The Guilty Creeper’s Confession

acceptance, Accountability, ADMISSION, Apology, bastard, confession, CREEPERS, error, forgiveness, growth, Guilt, Guilty, Honesty, mistake, Redemption, regret, remorse, repentance, RESPONSIBILITY, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, wrongdoing

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4005
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic saga of the bastard who finally admitted his wrongdoing! Will he be banished to the Nether? Will he redeem himself by building a monument in his own honor? Find out on our server, where drama and chaos reign supreme! Plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, because why not? Join now and be part of the madness!

BritsCraft: Tea, Crumpets, and Creeper Explosions

1. brit, 10. travel, 11. lifestyle, 12. tea, 13. monarchy, 14. tradition, 15. countryside, 16. landmarks, 17. fashion, 18. food, 19. architecture, 2. abby, 20. royal family., 3. edition, 4. British, 5. UK, 6. England, 7. London, 8. culture, 9. history, BritsCraft, creeper, crumpets, explosions, tea

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4857
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	423	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses and top hats. They lead you to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels descends from the sky to sing your praises. And if you manage to tame a unicorn, you unlock the ability to fly to the moon and back in a matter of seconds.

Oh, and did we mention the giant floating taco that rains down enchanted golden apples every hour on the hour? Yeah, that’s a thing too.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wielding a sword made of pure diamond? Only on this server, my friend. Only on this server.

Vtuber VIPs Mine Craze

Celebrities, celebrities watching vtubers, celebrity culture, CRAZE, digital content, Entertainment, famous people, Gaming, influencers, internet celebrities, Live streaming, media trends, ONLINE, online entertainment, Popular, social media, streaming, trends, VIPS, virtual personalities, virtual reality, Vtuber, Vtubers

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5063
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Secret Passages Found:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Enchantments Applied:	266	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we have a secret underground club where all the celebrities hang out and watch vtubers! That’s right, you could be mining away and look up to see Beyonce and Elon Musk chilling in the corner, sipping on virtual cocktails and laughing at the latest vtuber antics.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land and challenges players to epic dance-offs for rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the Vtuber Valley, a place rumored to be filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples galore.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most star-studded Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Creepers: Where you pay $70 + tip for a blocky adventure!

Adventure, bill, blocky, CHECK, Crafty, CREEPERS, customer service, dining out, Dinner, expensive, fine dining, Food, gratuity, Hospitality, indulgence, lunch, Meal, Pay, payment, Receipt, Restaurant, service charge, tip, Treat, Upscale

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4174
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9853
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to pay for everything? Well, look no further because on our server, we charge you $70 just to log in! But don’t worry, we’ll throw in a tip for good measure. Why join? Because where else can you find such a ridiculous pricing model? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Join now and see if you can outbuild our feathered overlords!

HushCraft: Where Paying in Diamonds is the Only Crime!

confidentiality, confidentiality agreement, controversy, cover up, crime, diamonds, Ethics, hush agreement, hush money, HushCraft, illegal, law, Legal, Legalities, non crimes, Paying, payment, porn star, scandal, scandalous, scandalous behavior, Silence

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5490
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	113
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where covering up non-crimes is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! We call it the “hush money” server because we believe in keeping things quiet, especially when it comes to our epic builds and crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a secret underground base filled with treasure, or if you want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen.

And remember, on our server, anything goes – even if it involves questionable decisions with porn stars. So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only crime is not having a good time!

Crafty McCraftface: The Endwalker Edition – A Minecraft Server for Final Fantasy XIV Fans!

Aether, Crafty, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, Crystal PF, Crystarium Bar, DAWNTRAIL, early access, Eden Raids, Edition, endwalker, Fans, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Crossover, Free Companies, gilgamesh, Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run, Linkshells, McCraftface, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Official Benchmark, Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Server, The Path Infernal, XIV

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8950
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Magic Items Found:	5452
Zombie Dances:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is launching on June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have an exclusive Final Fantasy XVI crossover event called “The Path Infernal” where you can battle monsters from another realm until May 8! Plus, we have a special PvP Series 5 event happening until Patch 7.0, where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! We are also conducting a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0, so you can travel between different regions in the game and explore new territories. And if that’s not enough, we have resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells available for you to join and connect with other players.

And if you’re feeling social, we have meetups scheduled where you can join other players for fun activities like the Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run or Eden Raids. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the craziness that is about to unfold on our server. So mark your calendars for July 2, 2024, and get ready for an epic adventure like no other!

Crafty Villains: Unleash Your Inner Dark Triad in Minecraft!

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3327
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

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