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| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 3525 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 12 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
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