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| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 772 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 5480 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 37 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a llama through a field of exploding creepers while wearing a chicken suit. True story. And if that doesn’t convince you, how about this – our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who will protect you from griefers and hackers with their mad kung fu skills.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become the king or queen of the server and rule over your subjects with an iron fist made of diamonds. Or maybe you’ll just end up building a giant statue of a potato. Either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride!
