| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 5989 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8377 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
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| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 8064 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
Join us for epic adventures like fighting off a horde of evil chickens trying to take over the server, or embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the world’s only talking sheep who gives out valuable loot in exchange for belly rubs. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who needs diamonds when you have dancing mobs and talking sheep, am I right?
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 7929 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9529 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 23 |
| Farms Harvested: | 603 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 4613 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Void Gems Collected: | 28 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Farms Harvested: | 570 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a pack of friendly wolves wearing top hats. Don’t worry, they just want to show you their secret dance moves! And that’s just the beginning of the madness. Our server is home to a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, a roller coaster made entirely of TNT, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic quests like rescuing a group of villagers from a horde of evil llamas or finding the legendary golden potato hidden deep within the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the fabled land of Unicornia, where unicorns roam free and rainbows are made of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of pixelated chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out). See you in the game!
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 664 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 7468 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 115 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 564 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 7159 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 1819 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 10 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
– Dubs: Every time you roll doubles, you get to post a picture of your butt. It’s like a virtual twerking competition! – Trips: If you roll triples, you can make a request for anything you want in the game. Want a diamond castle? Done. Want a pet dragon? No problem. – Quads: Rolling quads turns you into the official thread slut of the server. You’ll be showered with gifts and attention from all the other players. – 69: And if you roll 69, you get to choose any crazy rule or event to happen on the server. Want everyone to wear chicken costumes for a day? It’s your call.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and hilarity on our Minecraft server!
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 4241 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Why should you join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can build better redstone contraptions than any player alive. But fear not, for this creeper is a friendly one, and he’ll help you become the ultimate Minecraft master.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mobs, like the legendary Basilisk that roams the lands, turning unsuspecting players into stone with just a glance. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of enchanted golden apples to protect you from its gaze.
So come on, join us at the Vidya Creepypasta General Minecraft SMP, where the only thing scarier than the mobs are the stories we tell around the campfire. Just be sure to bring your sense of adventure and a healthy dose of skepticism, because you never know what might be lurking in the shadows of our virtual world.
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 2439 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 19 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 7523 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 2352 |
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
Welcome to the EndlessFinity SMP. Our community is based on cities, making it like a modern civilization with plugins like auction house, tpa, quests/daily login rewards, an…
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| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 5974 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Votes: | 9716 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5130 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 |
Hello, this is a Ukrainian server (not a patriotic one) and here you can live and you can even get a free donation!
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| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 5323 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 7374 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 27 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling against players with oversized soda bottle-sized genitals, just like the fiend in the Old Bailey case! Will you be able to survive the onslaught of excessive semen deposits and asphyxiation attacks? Only the bravest players will come out on top!
But don’t worry, our server also has a compassionate side. Just like Natalie, our players believe in forgiveness and healing, even for those who brutally take your life in-game. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the wild world of Minecraft with a twist!
Join now and let the insanity begin!
