| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 7976 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 15 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 35 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
mc.flowsurvival.org
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 7906 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2668 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Ever wanted to fight off hoards of creepers with nothing but a carrot? Or maybe you’re more into building a castle made entirely of TNT? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
Join now for a chance to team up with other players to take down the ultimate boss – a giant Ender Dragon that breathes fire made of rainbow-colored blocks! And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure chests that only the bravest players can find.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, if you see any seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates, be sure to give them a good ol’ Minecraft welcome.
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 3538 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 17 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 3703 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles against virtual women, where you can finally feel powerful and in control. Our paid Jewish shill staff will make sure you have the best experience possible, as we cater to all your misogynistic needs.
So why wait? Join our server now and let the misogyny flow freely! Who needs real-life relationships when you can have virtual ones filled with hate and toxicity? Let’s show those women who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 1561 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 317 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a house out of diamond blocks, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our server is filled with wacky adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and zombies, a giant maze filled with treasure and traps, and even a talking llama who gives out questionable advice. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the block. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 5097 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 13 | Enchantments Applied: | 238 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Survival Mode Like Never Before Survive, thrive, and conquer! Dive into a rich survival world where creativity meets challenge.
Dynamic Economy: Trade resources with others or sell them to NPCs to amass wealth. Custom Biomes: Explore breathtaking landscapes that redefine the Minecraft wilderness. Player-Owned Shops: Set up your own marketplace and dominate the economy. Epic Dungeons Plunge into the depths of perilous dungeons filled with treasures and danger!
23.109.14.196
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 4720 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 109 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Total Vanilla is the ultimate Minecraft survival experience for players seeking freedom and creativity with minimal restrictions. Set in a massive 500k by 500k world, this server stays true to the core of Minecraft, offering a pure vanilla experience where the only rule is no hacking. Build, explore, and conquer in an unmoderated environment where alliances and rivalries are forged naturally. Whether you want to establish a thriving base, engage in epic battles, or simply wander the vast landscape, Total Vanilla lets you play your way. Dive into chaos, test your skills, and leave your mark on this untamed world!
total-anarchy.us
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 2903 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 32 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers as the DJ. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on top of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs the latest updates when you can have this level of insanity?
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 1705 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4898 | Emeralds Found: | 1173 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 832 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 22 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
One time, we had a player who decided to build a giant statue of a chicken out of TNT, only to accidentally set it off and blow up half the server! But hey, at least it was a clucking good time, right?
And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks that go down on a daily basis. From filling someone’s house with llamas to turning all the sheep pink, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s all about fun, laughter, and absolute madness, then come join us! Just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally) on a regular basis.
