Pearl Clutches Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DroneDramaCraft

@strange man, aerial shot, aita, chewing out, Confrontation, drone flying, drone guy, DroneDramaCraft, fenced backyard, Gaslighting, heated moment, justified anger, lying.., pissed off, privacy invasion, privacy violation, real estate listing, remote rural neighborhood, sketchy behavior

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9205
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	New Chunks Explored:	476439
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2840

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy and doesn’t send drones to spy on you? Look no further than our server! We promise not to hover over your virtual house and take pix without your consent. Plus, our community is full of players who will have your back if anyone tries to pull a drone stunt on you.

Join now and experience the thrill of building and exploring without the fear of being spied on by sketchy drone operators. Our server is a safe space for all players, where gaslighting and lying are strictly prohibited (unless it’s all in good fun, of course). So come on in and let’s build some epic structures together, without any unwanted aerial surveillance!

CraftyTime SMP

artistic endeavors, CraftyTime, Creative pursuits, fitness goals, hobby, leisure activities, mental health, mindfulness practices, outdoor adventures, Passion projects., personal interests, productivity tips, Relaxation, self-care, skill development, smp, stress relief, time constraints, Time management, Wellness routines, Wishful thinking, work-life balance

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	189
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Are you tired of boring old hobbies like stamp collecting or knitting? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a group of mischievous players start a prank war and cover your entire castle in pink wool. But don’t worry, you can get your revenge by building a giant lava pit right outside their base.

Not convinced yet? How about this: we have a secret underground city where players compete in epic PvP battles for the chance to win a diamond-encrusted golden sword. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Who needs stamp collecting when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

TrendyCraftRevival

chic, classic, COMEBACK, fad, fashion, Fashionable, Hip, iconic, modern twist, Nostalgia, old school, Popular, reinvented, Retro, Revival, Style, Throwback, Timeless, Trendsetter, TrendyCraftRevival, vintage

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2076
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	203	Secret Passages Found:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Buildings Constructed:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Remember when everyone used to wear those ridiculous neon fanny packs? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back all the best trends from the past! Join us and relive the glory days of fashion faux pas and questionable choices. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly llama who only appears to players wearing the most outrageous outfits. So grab your neon fanny pack and join us for a trip down memory lane (and maybe a run-in with a stylish spectral llama)!

FoodieCraft: Mammary Hazard Zone

bisphenols, cancer-causing agents, chemical contamination, chemical migration, consumer safety, environmental health, food contact materials, food ingestion, food packaging, Food Safety, FoodieCraft, hazard, hazardous chemicals, health risks, human exposure, mammary, mammary carcinogens, packaging, PFAS, phthalates, potential carcinogens, public health, toxic substances, Zone

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6996
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	New Chunks Explored:	119722
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got nearly 200 potential mammary carcinogens in our food contact materials! Why settle for boring old servers when you can join us and ingest hazardous chemicals while playing Minecraft?

Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be dodging PFAS, bisphenols, and phthalates as they migrate from packaging into your virtual food! It’s like a wild obstacle course for your taste buds!

Join us now for a truly unique gaming experience that will leave you questioning your life choices. Who needs diamonds and emeralds when you can have potential mammary carcinogens instead? Let’s get toxic, baby!

Crafty Faggots Minecraft Server

BBC, conspiracy theories, controversy, Crafty, cucks, discrimination, Diversity, Ethics, Faggots, Hate Speech, jew, Journalism, LGBTQ, Media, microdicked, Minecraft, News, offensive language, online trolling, Propaganda, psyops, Server, social media

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4786
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Buildings Constructed:	22	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by BBC faggots who are just a mix of Jew psyops and microdicked cucks? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can battle it out with players who have the craziest conspiracy theories and the smallest… pickaxes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Join now and hunt for this majestic beast while avoiding the wrath of the Illuminati creepers who are out to steal your diamonds and your sanity.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, weirdest, and most wacky Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, don’t trust anyone wearing a tinfoil hat… they might be onto something.

Abduct Me, Torture Me, Minecraft SMP

ABDUCT, abduction, abduction fantasy, basement, brutality, crime, dangerous fantasies, dark desires, extreme scenarios, fear, helpless, Horror, KIDNAPPING, Minecraft, murder, rape, Sadistic, smp, torture, Trauma, TRUNK, Victim, violence

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4774
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Towns Built:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Potions Brewed:	176	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Votes:	939	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’ve been abducted, tortured, and violently raped by a stronger player! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you naked, emaciated, and nearly dead in the middle of nowhere… in Minecraft, of course! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate thrill of survival!

HubbyBdayBashless Minecraft Server

appreciation, Birthday, celebration, Communication, Disappointment, domestic labor, Effort, exhaustion, family, Gifts, HubbyBdayBashless, husband, love, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, relationship, Resentment, SAHM, Server, Special, Ultimatum, unappreciated

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1050
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9944
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a story that will blow your mind.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where every block was made of cake and every mob was a dancing llama. They frolicked through fields of cotton candy and built a castle made entirely of marshmallows. But that’s not even the best part.

One day, they stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. Diamonds as big as their head, emeralds that sparkled like stars, and enchanted gear that made them invincible. And do you know what they did with all that treasure? They built a rollercoaster that looped around the entire server, with twists and turns that defied gravity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a crown made of golden feathers and bragging rights for eternity.

So, if you want to experience a Minecraft server like no other, filled with adventure, treasure, and chicken jousting, then join us now! Who needs a boring birthday celebration when you can have all this excitement waiting for you?

NoWifeNoLifeCraft

aita, anger, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, coping, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, grandparenting, Grief, husband support, Loss, mother-in-law, NoWifeNoLifeCraft, parenting, Pregnancy, Respect, Therapy

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3350
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my mother-in-law? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can escape from all the crazy family dynamics and just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join us for a server experience that’s guaranteed to be more peaceful than dealing with a mother-in-law who can’t take a hint. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and make new friends who won’t judge you for setting boundaries with family members.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual grandfather figure for your Minecraft character who won’t cause any drama. So come on over and leave the real-life family drama behind – our Minecraft server is the place to be!

FoodieFraud Minecraft SMP

food critics, food critiques, food culture, food debates, food dislikes, food fads, food hype, food opinions, food preferences, food snobbery, food trends, foodie culture, foodie debates, foodie dislikes, foodie fads, foodie preferences, foodie snobbery, FoodieFraud, Minecraft, overrated food, popular foods, smp

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1394
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with lava-spewing llamas, and building a house out of enchanted cheese blocks that grant you superpowers.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their starchy reign of terror? The choice is yours!

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with absurd adventures and nonsensical shenanigans, join our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

CraftyCreeperz

acceptance, aging gracefully, beauty, bittersweet, CraftyCreeperz, emotional maturity, Gratitude, growing older, inner peace, letting go, life experiences, life lessons, mindfulness, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, wisdom

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	487
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8883
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to discover the most beautiful but bittersweet realization you’ve ever had as you’ve grown older…that pigs can actually fly in our world! Yes, you heard that right, pigs with wings soaring through the sky like majestic creatures of the air.

But be warned, these flying pigs have a mischievous streak and will try to steal your diamonds if you’re not careful. So gather your friends, build a fortress to protect your precious loot, and prepare for the most ridiculous adventure of your Minecraft life.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the wackiest and wildest server out there. Join us now and let the flying pigs guide you to a whole new level of fun!