| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 6702 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3556 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 77 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 9809 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 2924 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 5008 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 457 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 3339 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 43 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 57 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. we even have a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats – no, seriously, it’s a thing.
if you’re looking for a place to unleash your inner weirdo and embrace the chaos, then this is the server for you. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players because who doesn’t love cookies, right?
so come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and llamas in top hats. you won’t regret it, we promise.
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 8930 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 18 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
IMAGINE THIS: YOU SPAWN IN A WORLD WHERE PIGS FLY AND CREEPERS DANCE! YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMONDS AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR AI TECHNOLOGY WILL MAKE YOUR MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE 1000% MORE EPIC! YOU’LL BE SLAYING DRAGONS AND BUILDING CASTLES LIKE A PRO IN NO TIME!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 4449 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 153 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Last week, we had a challenge where players had to build a giant toilet out of diamond blocks. The winner got a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt! And the loser had to wear a chicken suit for an entire week.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over a kingdom of bacon and porkchops. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a magic bacon sword that can turn your enemies into delicious breakfast treats.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 1844 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who give out free diamonds to anyone who can beat them in a dance-off. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunt, where players can search for hidden chests filled with rare loot like enchanted weapons and armor made of pure gold.
So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for the lava pits and exploding chickens – they’re a real hoot!
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 6464 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 30 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 61 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 31 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of uninviting annoying relatives who don’t appreciate your generosity. Build your own bridal bouquet in-game and show off your creative skills without having to pay $360 for flowers and half an hour of someone’s time.
Don’t worry about entitlement here, we only care about your attitude towards having a good time. So come on in and leave all the drama behind, because on our server, the only thing we prioritize is fun!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 2103 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Votes: | 1327 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show – from cheating moms to unknown baby daddies, our server is the perfect escape from your own family issues. And if you’re tired of being guilt-tripped into taking care of siblings you barely know, then you’ll fit right in here!
So come join us for a gaming experience that’s just as chaotic as my relationship with my mom. Who needs therapy when you can battle creepers and skeletons instead? Don’t be the only one missing out on the fun – join our server now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 5484 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Votes: | 6762 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 22 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3315 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8856 |
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 9416 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
| Crops Grown: | 1414 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 1743 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 6948 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
