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CtrlAltDeleteLoveCraft

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7644
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Love Letters Sent:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and absolutely no controlling girlfriends allowed!

We promise you won’t have to deal with any K’s or his overbearing girlfriend here. Our server is a place where you can swim with as many girls as you want without anyone questioning your motives. Plus, our community is so trusting that you can even go on hikes with 4 guys and your husband won’t bat an eye!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs controlling girlfriends when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and let the fun begin!

RewatchableSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6808
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	3190	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things)!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party. They spent hours exploring, building, and laughing until they cried. And that player? They never left.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you coming back for more, join us today! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our world of endless possibilities.

BlockBusterFamPressure

BlockBusterFamPressure, Choices, Communication, coping mechanisms, cultural influences, emotional well being, family dynamics, family expectations, Identity, Individuality, Life decisions, mental health, personal growth, pressures, relationships, resilience, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, societal norms, support systems

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6885
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of living up to your family’s expectations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only pressure you’ll feel is the weight of all the diamonds you’ve mined! Our server is the perfect escape from the stress of family obligations, allowing you to build, explore, and create your own world without anyone telling you what to do.

Join us and experience the freedom of crafting your own destiny, far away from the prying eyes of judgmental relatives. Who needs family pressure when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead? So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world where the only expectations are the ones you set for yourself. Trust us, your virtual blocky family will be way more supportive than your real one!

Blocky Brain Busters

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1804
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

so like, our server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this study that says playing on our server can like, totally reverse any brain damage you may have. like, if you’ve been hit with a creeper explosion one too many times and now you can’t remember your own name, our server will fix you right up.

we got doctors and scientists and stuff working round the clock to make sure our server is the best place to be if you wanna get your brain back in tip-top shape. like, forget about those boring old servers where all you do is mine for diamonds and build boring houses. on our server, you’ll be fighting off zombie hordes while solving complex puzzles that will totally exercise your brain muscles.

so come on down to our server and get ready to have your mind blown (not literally, tho, that would be bad). join now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft mastermind!

Snowflake Gamers Minecraft Server

Androgynous characters, Character customization, Childish audience, gamer culture, Gamer reactions, gamer stereotypes, Gamers, Gaming Community, gaming community backlash, gaming controversies, Gender diversity in gaming, gender representation, Masculine female characters, Minecraft, online gaming, Pronouns, Sensitivity in gaming, Server, snowflake, snowflakes, Social issues in gaming., toxic masculinity, video game controversies

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1760
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Potions Brewed:	43
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with crybabies who can’t handle a little gender diversity in their games? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect safe space for all the tough gamers out there!

Join us for a wild ride where pronouns are just letters, character customization is as easy as pie, and our main characters are so androgynous they’ll make your head spin! And don’t even get us started on our masculine female characters – they’ll kick butt and take names like nobody’s business.

So if you’re ready to leave the softies behind and join a server where the only thing getting twisted is your sense of humor, then come on over and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re too much of a crybaby to handle the fun!

Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit

HOLY, Minecraft, Shit, smp

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4958
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Votes:	6413	Love Letters Sent:	6
Ores Mined:	2155	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies wielding diamond swords. You try to run but oh no, the ground beneath you turns into lava! Don’t worry, our resident wizard will swoop in on a flying pig and save you just in time.

But wait, there’s more! Want to build a house out of giant floating pancakes? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a dragon made out of cheese? Why the heck not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

CraftyBooze Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, alcohol consumption, alcohol tolerance, away games, college alma mater, college buddies, CraftyBooze, drinking alcohol, family dynamics, Football Fans, hosting parties, kids parties, Minecraft, NEW FRIEND, oktoberfest, parent’s concerns, parenting choices, Rager, school functions, Server, social etiquette, social gatherings, son’s friend

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5862
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Dragon Eggs Found:	6217	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we’re drunk on is the excitement of building epic structures and battling mobs! Join us for a wild time filled with virtual adventures and pixelated fun.

Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!

HairCraftMoms

2024.., Adopted, aita, asking, Black, daughter’s hair, friendship, grandmother, haircare advice, HairCraftMoms, Help, INFORMATION, mixed race, mom, NEW FRIEND, overstepping boundaries, parenting, salons, Upset, white parents

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1619
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is so welcoming that even our virtual villagers have diverse backgrounds. We have a special hair salon where our virtual grandma NPCs will wash, detangle, and braid your character’s hair with expert care. No need to worry about overstepping boundaries here – we encourage all players to help each other out!

Join us in 2024, where information on virtual haircare is just a click away. Say goodbye to real-life misunderstandings and hello to a world where everyone’s hair looks fabulous!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind. After all, it’s not every day you get to have a virtual grandma braid your hair in Minecraft!

SportyMinecraftSMP

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1910
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	176	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old sports like soccer or basketball? Well, have we got the perfect challenge for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and test your skills in the most intense sport of all time – Creeper Dodgeball! That’s right, we’ve trained our creepers to throw like pros and it’s up to you to dodge their explosive shots. Can you survive the ultimate test of agility and reflexes? Join now and find out!

CraftyMisconceptions

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9279
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4312	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Crops Grown:	5818	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

People think playing Minecraft is just about building houses and mining for diamonds, but on our server, it’s a whole new level of craziness! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, secret dungeons filled with dancing creepers, and a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Join us if you want to experience the wackiest and wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe!