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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 8481 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
Join us for epic battles where even the chickens have better military strategies than some players. And if you ever need a good laugh, just watch as someone tries to take on the hollyjew and ends up crying for their mommy.
But that’s not all! We have community theater bullshit that will make you question your sanity, and a yearly match where the loser gets gassed in the first 5 seconds. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.
Forget about Vince, he’s too old and not even sane anymore. And Tony? He has no idea what he’s doing, but he’s still doing it. Join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes. Who needs Rampage when you have us?