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SpeedyOface Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	521
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from finding diamonds? Well, look no further! Our server is known for giving players the fastest orgasms of their lives – and no, we’re not talking about in-game achievements. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where you never know what kind of pleasure (or pain) awaits around the corner. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate climax in Minecraft!

SuburbiaCraft: The Struggle is Real

Challenges, Community, crime, Disadvantage, discrimination, education, Environment, growing up, Hardship, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, lack, Living, opportunities, POVERTY, poverty cycle, real, Resources, Social Issues, Struggle, suburb, SuburbiaCraft

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5398
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	5452
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Enchantments Applied:	210
Ores Mined:	3561	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’re all secretly trained ninjas who will protect you from any zombie invasion.

But the real reason you need to join this server? The diamond mines are actually portals to alternate dimensions where you can ride unicorns and battle dragons for epic loot. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve ridden a rainbow unicorn into battle against a fire-breathing dragon.

So say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft experience of your life. You won’t regret it, I promise!

CraftyBiden’s Minecraft Server

#announcement, arms deal, Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBidens, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, FINAL, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military aid, military support, Minecraft, national defense, Peacekeeping, security assistance, Server, strategic partnership, substantial, Ukraine, Weapons package

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4182
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Potions Brewed:	174
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have the most OP weapons package ever! Just like the Biden administration is about to announce a ‘substantial’ final weapons package for Ukraine, we have our own crazy weapons that will blow your mind!

Want to fight off creepers and zombies with insane firepower? Join us and get your hands on weapons that will make you feel like a total boss. Plus, rumor has it that our weapons are so powerful, they can even take down the Ender Dragon in one hit!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the ultimate battle of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉🔥🐉 #minecraftmadness #weaponswag #joinusnow

GulfOfAmericaCraft

american identity, controversy, geography, Gulf Coast, Gulf of America, gulf of mexico, GulfOfAmericaCraft, headline, international relations, naming rights, nationalism, News, Ocean, Politics, Renaming, satire, social media, territorial disputes, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6215
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps? then u gotta join this epic minecraft server! we got so much fun stuff happening, u won’t even believe it!

imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly u see a giant chicken riding a pig! and then u realize the whole world is upside down! but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on this server!

we got mini-games like spleef, where u gotta dig under your opponents to make them fall, and parkour challenges that will test your skills to the max!

and get this, every week we have a massive event where all the players have to team up to defeat a dragon made out of cheese! yes, u heard that right, a cheese dragon!

so come on down to our server and join the craziest, most hilarious minecraft community around! who knows, maybe u’ll even see trump trying to rename the gulf of mexico to the ‘gulf of america’ in our virtual world! it’s a wild ride, so don’t miss out!

Hibernation Control Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2369
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got scientists who can make u feel like u in hibernation, just like dem animals who sleep all winter long. we got dem brain wizards blockin’ areas in da brain to make u feel all cozy and warm, like u wrapped up in a burrito. come join us and experience da ultimate chill vibes, no need for blankets when u on dis server, just let dem scientists work their magic and u be feelin’ like a hibernatin’ pro. come on, what u waitin’ for? join us now and let’s get cozy together in da virtual world of minecraft!

CompCraft

Claims, CompCraft, Custom Over World Dungeons, Custom Rares, dinosaur fossils, Free Ranks, Grief Protection, smp, vanilla mechanics

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2784
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Votes:	2170	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

IP	play.compcraft.org
Version	JAVA 1.21

Features:

Dinosaur Fossils 🦕
Custom Over World Dungeons
Economy 💰
Custom Rares ✨
Free Ranks 🆓
Claims ✉️
Grief Protection ⛏️
PVP & PVE ⚔️
Vanilla Mechanics

On CompCraft there is no right way to play the game! Whether you like to grind to make the most money, collect rare items, build beautiful houses, tinker with red stone, explore custom over world dungeons, or excavate massive dinosaur fossils we have something for you!

Our friendly community and staff are here to help. When you log in for the first time, you will receive a starter kit in your inventory.

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/n4m2nFKvxz

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have grief protection in place to prevent griefing.
Are there free ranks available?	Yes, we offer free ranks to players on our server.
Can I create and claim my own land?	Yes, we have a claims system in place for players to protect their land.
Are there any special features unique to the server?	Yes, we have dinosaur fossils, custom dungeons, and custom rare items for players to enjoy.
Is PVP enabled on the server?	Yes, we have both PVP and PVE enabled for players to engage in combat.

Bones of the Earth 1.21.2

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2011
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Star Shards Collected:	53	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like for realz. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical land where you can build your wildest dreams and destroy them too, just for funsies.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? And suddenly, a squad of creepers rolls up on you like they own the place. But don’t worry, bro, because on this server, you can tame those creepers and ride them into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

And get this, dude, the whole server is run by a gang of super smart tomboys with IQs higher than a rocket ship. They’ll teach you how to build the sickest redstone contraptions and how to survive in the wild like a true Minecraft warrior.

So, what are you waiting for, bro? Join this server now and let’s go on a wild adventure together. Just don’t forget to bring your 3 thousand bones a month and your trusty pickaxe. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

BroBroGFvsNieceNephewGiftGate

aita, biological children, blended families, BroBroGFvsNieceNephewGiftGate, brothers girlfriend, child favoritism, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, gift giving, lego set, nephew, Niece, outings, parenting disagreements, personal boundaries, rocky relationship, sibling relationships, sleepovers, trip bowling

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7463
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crops Grown:	3308
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and only fun and laughter are allowed! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where you can gift your virtual nieces and nephews trips to go bowling, while ignoring the requests of your brother’s girlfriend’s kid for a Lego set. Watch out for the drama that unfolds when your brother and his girlfriend get upset over your virtual gift choices!

But don’t worry, on our server, everyone has a place to sleep – even if it’s just a virtual bed on a virtual couch. Join us as we navigate through rocky relationships and grocery bag bedrooms, all while trying to build better relationships with each other (or not, we won’t judge).

So come on, join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable gift-giving decisions. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in next!

NoTrendyTikToks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2204
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Astral Projections Made:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Bro, lemme tell ya, if you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you missing out big time! We got pigs that can fly, diamonds that talk, and creepers that do the cha-cha slide. Like, why would you even bother playing on any other server when you can join us and experience the madness?

I mean, have you ever seen a chicken ride a llama into battle? No? Well, you will on our server! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club we have hidden beneath the spawn point. It’s lit, fam.

But seriously, if you’re tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft and want to spice things up with some wacky shenanigans, then you gotta join us. Plus, we have a rule that everyone has to wear a pumpkin on their head at all times. It’s just the way things are done around here.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

TastyCraft: Healthy & Delicious

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7449
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Imagine a Minecraft server where every block you mine tastes like a delicious blend of chocolate and bacon. Yes, you heard that right – CHOCOLATE BACON BLOCKS! Not only are they incredibly tasty, but they also give you superpowers like the ability to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Join our server and feast on these delectable blocks while battling evil mobs with your newfound powers. Trust us, you won’t find a more deliciously epic Minecraft experience anywhere else!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2370
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4

omg u guys u have to join this epic minecraft server!!! it’s so lit, like literally lit af 🔥🔥🔥

we have the craziest events like a giant chicken race where u ride on chickens and race against each other, winner gets a diamond chicken nugget 🐔💎

also, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s so wild 🎉

oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon that flies around and shoots fireballs at griefers? yea, it’s like having your own personal bodyguard 🐉🔥

join now before trump uses ‘economic force’ to acquire our server as a state, u don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos 😂😂😂