NisseSMP is a cool place if you're into crossplay between Java and Bedrock editions. It's like a HermitCraft server, which means it's all about trust and fair play. The server doesn't have claims, but everyone respects each other's builds, so you don't have to worry about griefing or PvP. It's mostly survival with some neat plugins that make life a bit easier, without messing up the game.
The economy is run by players, so you can set up shops and trade with others using virtual currency. It's always lively with about 15 to 25 players online during peak times. You can just jump in anytime since there's no whitelist.
If you're looking for a place to build, trade, and hang out with a friendly community, NisseSMP is worth checking out.
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NisseSMP: Crossplay Vanilla+ Adventure
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Crafting AITA: March Shenanigans!
A Chaotic World Awaits: The Infinite Abyss of Craftopia 99!
Welcome, brave traveler, to Craftopia 99—the bizarro realm where civil decorum takes a backseat to an unending parade of the utterly absurd! Here, just as your mom once exclaimed, “Oh shit, I’m five days late,” we throw all convention to the wind and dive headfirst into chaos that defies all reason.
🔥 What’s Brewing in the Cauldron of Madness?
Buckle up, because here’s where the tornado of insanity begins:
- ⚡ Time stands still: No real topic ever truly arrives here; we operate in a state of suspended confusion.
- 🍕 Overnight mods are a myth: Have you ever seen a US mod glow in the moonlight? Well, neither have we! Join us as a “Mod of the Night”, where you howler at the void between midnight snacks and the discomfort of impending deadlines!
Table of Enigmatic Server Features:
Feature Reality-Bending Description Typescript Sorcery Acquire the mystic keys to proportionate coding chaos! Only those with experience may dare enter! Peak “Bored at Work” Hours A winning lottery ticket to distraction! Join as existential dread fills the virtual halls during the US morning shifts! Mobile Mod Tools Not quite there yet but rumblings suggest it may involve a hamster wheel and a chicken dance—stay tuned! Whispers of Enchanted Conspiracies!
Why does Craftopia 99 defy all known principles of sanity? Because the Great Mod in the Sky does not want peace! Instead, they’re using our server as a testing ground for how far absurdity can be pushed before reality unravels! Can you withstand the pull of unknown forces?
Player Testimonials (↔️ or downright delirium?):
- “I once checked into Craftopia just for a bit of role-play but ended up Ragnarok-ing an AI and crying about my life choices. Wouldn’t trade it for anything except daylight!” — That One Player Who Reads the FAQ
- “Craftopia made my cat speak in riddles about the fifth dimension. 10/10 would recommend.” — The Cat
Bizarre FAQ (Where Answers Don’t Actually Exist)
Q: Are there any rules?
A: Rules? What say ye to the swirling madness of existence!Q: Can I bring my pet?
A: Only if the pet agrees to sign a contract of eternal servitude (a.k.a. love, obviously).Dangerously Alluring Call to Action!
🌌 Join us, daring souls! Enter the pixelated maelstrom of Craftopia 99—where our sole mission is chaos, and every corner reveals a trapdoor to insanity! Beware: your sanity may stay behind, probably sipping tea with a creeper.
🔍 Take the plunge, grab a pickaxe, and unearth truths that should remain buried deep in the Nether! Step cautiously, for the void welcomes the brave and discards the sane.
Will you be the next to plunge into the swirl of madness, or have you already lost your grip on reality?
Craftopia 99 awaits—do you dare to enter? 🌪️
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AlphaAnarchy
Server Name AlphaAnarchy Version Beta 1.5_01 Rules No rules Map Resets No map resets Plugins Minimal plugins Map Size Over 40 gigabytes Registered Accounts Over 4000 Peak Players Average 10 players, all-time peak of nearly 30 Nether Enabled FAQ
1. Are there any rules on this server?
No, there are no rules on AlphaAnarchy. Players are free to do whatever they want.
2. Do you have any plugins on the server?
We have minimal plugins to enhance the player experience, but nothing intrusive that impacts gameplay significantly.
3. How long has the server been active?
The server was created on April 29th, 2023, making it over 1.5 years old.
4. How many players can the server support?
During peak hours, we average around 10 players, with an all-time peak of nearly 30 concurrent players.
5. Is the Nether enabled on the server?
Yes, the Nether is enabled on AlphaAnarchy, providing players with an additional dimension to explore and build in.
6. Can I join the server with any Minecraft version?
No, you need to join on version Beta 1.5_01 to access AlphaAnarchy.
7. How can I connect to the server?
You can connect to AlphaAnarchy using the IP address alphaanarchy.org
8. Is there a website or Discord server for AlphaAnarchy?
Yes, you can visit our website at https://www.alphaanarchy.org/ and join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/48e4cupsdQ
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BagHuntPeakTimeGF
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of chaotic traffic and unreasonable requests? Look no further! Join our server and escape the madness of real life by building your own world where you make the rules.We promise not to ask you to drive across town for merch bags at the last minute, especially when you’ve just woken up from a long shift. Our server is a safe haven where you can relax, unwind, and let your creativity run wild.
Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers. Join us and uncover the mysteries of the llama city!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the chaos of real life behind. Who needs merch bags when you can have llamas and skyscrapers?
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CraftyTime Minecraft Server
Do you know what time it is? It’s time to join our Minecraft server and embark on the most epic adventure of your life! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the dragon in a bake-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Minecraft gods.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! It’s the only place where you can experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!
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Legends of Albatal: Where the roles are play, the vanillas are semi, the lists are white, and the ages are 18+
Legends of Albatal Server Overview
Server Name Legends of Albatal Server Type Whitelisted RP Start Date 25th May 2024 Main Features - Detailed server lore
- EU-based, peak hours 7-10pm
- MMOcore-based levelling and crafting professions
- New and rebalanced crafting recipes, food, weapons and armour
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer Is the server open to everyone? No, it is a whitelisted server. You need to join the discord server to get whitelisted. What are the peak hours for the server? 7-10pm EU time. Can I contribute to the server lore? Yes, players are encouraged to contribute to the server lore through roleplay. Are there specific rules for crafting professions? Yes, the server uses MMOcore-based levelling and crafting professions. Join at discord.gg/hPaKNvAd
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The Mirage SMP: Where things disappear faster than diamonds on a lava lake!
Minecraft Server Overview
Server Name Jamysmp Server Type Vanilla Active Players 4-5 during peak hours Rules No cheating, hacking, or X-Raying IP jamysmp.dedimc.io Discord Join Discord FAQ
Question Answer Are there any plugins on the server? No, it is a true vanilla server without any plugins. What are the rules of the server? The only rule is not cheating, hacking, X-Raying or any other form of cheating. Is there a whitelist to join the server? No, anyone can join the server at any time. What is the server’s community like? It has an active small community with 4-5 players during peak hours.