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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 315 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 1337 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 28 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the 23rd anniversary of peak cinema in the most epic way possible! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our buildings are so realistic, they once fooled a Hollywood director into thinking he was on a real movie set! – Our minigames are so intense, players have been known to break out in spontaneous dance battles while trying to win. – The treasure hunts on our server are so challenging, they make Indiana Jones look like a rookie. – Our community is so friendly, they once helped a lost player find their way back home by building a giant beacon in the sky.
So come join us on this epic journey through the world of Minecraft, where every block tells a story and every adventure is more ridiculous than the last. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the fun!
