lol join this epic minecraft server where we will defend you like the U.S. defends Israel from Hezbollah attacks! Except instead of missiles, we will use diamond swords and enchanted bows to protect you from any pesky creepers or zombies trying to ruin your day. And just like Austin, we will always have your back, ready to swoop in and save the day. So come join us and experience the thrill of battle in a world where anything is possible!
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HebAttack Minecraft Server
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TurkeyCraft: NATO Kickout
LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR TURKEY WILL DECLARE WAR ON YOU TOO! WE GOT CRAZY BUILDINGS AND WILD ANIMALS THAT WILL FIGHT YOU! ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LIKE NINJAS AND WILL BAN ANYONE WHO TRIES TO STEAL YOUR DIAMONDS! PLUS, IF YOU JOIN NOW, YOU GET A FREE TURKEY LEG SKIN FOR YOUR CHARACTER! HURRY BEFORE TURKEY GETS KICKED OUT OF NATO AND COMES AFTER YOU INSTEAD!
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BerlinCraft Server: No Intimidation, Just Blocks!
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got like, dragons flying around and stuff. but like, not just any dragons, these dragons shoot laser beams out of their eyes and breathe fire that turns everything into diamonds.and, like, the creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. it’s like a total love fest, man.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground base where you can hang out with famous celebrities like steve from minecraft and herobrine? yeah, they’re totally chill and love to party.
plus, the admin is a wizard who can grant you wishes and make all your dreams come true. like, i asked for a pet unicorn and now i ride it around the server like a boss.
so, like, come join us on this epic adventure and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever. berlin may not be intimidated by moscow’s nuclear threats, but you’ll definitely be intimidated by how awesome this server is.
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LeopardCraft – Tanked Up in Ukraine
lolz come join our minecraft server where we have 14 leopard tanks ready to be dispatched to Ukraine within weeks! why do we have tanks in a minecraft server you ask? well, because we like to keep things interesting and who doesn’t want to ride a tank through a blocky world? join us for epic battles and crazy adventures as we conquer the land with our tank army! plus, where else can you find tanks in a minecraft server? it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity, so don’t miss out! join now and let’s roll out!
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TerracraftDynasty
So, like, come join our epic Minecraft server, where we have dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere! Our server is like, totally committed to making sure you have the best time ever, just like how China is ‘unshakably’ committed to Ukraine’s territorial integrity.You’ll be able to build the most insane creations, like a giant taco that shoots lasers or a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles, where you can fight other players with diamond swords while riding on the backs of flying pigs.
So, like, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
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RusSoldierz Minecraft Server
lol imagine being so bad at pvp that u get rekt by a bunch of noobs in a blocky world. well, that’s what happens on this server cuz we got the most epic battles u ever seen. u think u got skills? come prove it against our squad of pro gamers who will destroy u with their diamond swords and enchanted armor. plus, we got secret bases, treasure hunts, and even a dragon that u can fight. join now and see if u got what it takes to survive in our crazy world. also, we confirm the identities of nearly 60,000 Russian soldiers killed in Ukraine cuz why not lol.
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ZelenCraft: Patriot Defense
haha u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthing, we got german patriot air defense system in ukraine lol like what even is dat? but hey, if u join our server u can pretend to be a ukrainian soldier fighting off dem pesky creepers and zombies with high tech military equipment hahaha it’s gonna be lit fam! come join us and experience the thrill of defending ur blocky homeland with some serious firepower! let’s goooooo!
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GazaBlockerCraft
so, like, u know how france is all like, ooh la la with their fancy baguettes and stuff? well, guess what? they’re gonna be givin’ 24-hour protection to the israeli olympics team! like, whoa, that’s some serious stuff goin’ on there, right? i mean, tensions in gaza and all that jazz, but france is like, nah, we got your back, israel! so, if u wanna be part of a server that’s got that kind of support, then u gotta join us! we’re like the france of minecraft servers, always lookin’ out for our peeps and makin’ sure everyone’s safe and sound. plus, we got some crazy stories to tell, like that time a creeper tried to blow up our spawn point but we took ’em down with a diamond sword and a bucket of lava. yeah, we’re hardcore like that. so come on over and join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it!
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ShoalShowdownCraft
lol dis server is like the china and philippines tryna reach a deal to stop clashes at a shoal but instead of fighting we be building and crafting together like besties. join dis server if u wanna be part of a peaceful revolution in minecraft where we all come together and create epic builds instead of epic battles. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that will make u the richest player ever. so come join us and let’s make minecraft history, one block at a time!
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CapitalCraft Gang Wars
come join our epic minecraft server where the prime minister of haiti is actually a secret gamer who wants to take back control of the capital by building the biggest minecraft city ever seen! gangs are dropping their weapons to pick up pickaxes and help build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen! join now and be part of this crazy adventure where even the most dangerous criminals become master builders!