lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun it will make the United Nations put Israel on a blacklist for harming children in conflict zones! why settle for boring servers when you can be part of this crazy adventure where we build giant statues of chickens and ride pigs into battle against evil creepers! plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a secret code to unlock a hidden diamond mine filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams! don’t miss out on the insanity, join now and become a part of the most outrageous minecraft server ever!
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KiddieCraft UN Blacklist
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MirageCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how france has these super cool mirage 2000-5 fighter jets, right? well, guess what, macron just announced they gonna transfer them to ukraine! why, u ask? well, apparently, they wanna help ukraine defend against zombie pigmen invasion in minecraft! yep, u heard me right, zombie pigmen are taking over and only these fighter jets can save the day! so, join our server and help fight off the undead pigmen with some epic aerial combat! plus, u get to ride on a pig while shooting arrows at creepers, how cool is that? join now and be a hero in the battle against the pixelated apocalypse!