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| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 5582 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the macarena. we got creepers that tell dad jokes and zombies that breakdance.
if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with diamonds raining from the sky and unlimited cake for days. we have a secret underground base where llamas run the show and chickens ride around on pigs.
our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play hide and seek. we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and a lava parkour course that will make you question your sanity.
come join us for a wild ride of chaos and laughter. just remember, “keeping the peace” means somebody leaves the table with a side of disappointment.
