lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reject all the boring peace stuff and go for crazy battles like ukraine but without the real life consequences cuz it’s just a game bro. after u join u can pretend to be trump or putin and have wild phone calls where u make all the rules and cause chaos for europe. it’s like a virtual reality where u can be a dictator or a hero or whatever u want cuz it’s minecraft baby. so come on and join the madness cuz it’s gonna be a wild ride.
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CraftyPeace Minecraft Server
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CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server
so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb dot com, ya know? like, we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. it’s like a magical wonderland, bro.and get this, we have a secret underground lair where all the players can battle it out in epic PvP battles. like, imagine fighting a giant spider with a diamond sword while riding a llama. it’s pure madness, man.
also, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that can make you invincible for, like, forever. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super secret.
so, like, come join us on this crazy minecraft server and let’s have the time of our lives. who needs reality when you have a world where anything is possible, right? let’s do this!
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ZelenskiyCraft – Peace Negotiator
so, like, u know how macron is all like, only zelenskiy can make peace for ukraine? well, on this server, only u can make peace with the creepers and zombies! join us for a wild ride of epic battles and crazy adventures! who needs macron when u can be the hero of ur own minecraft world? come join us and show those mobs who’s boss!
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KyivCraft: No Peace Deals Without Us!
so, like, u kno this minecraft server is, like, totally epic, right? like, u gotta join cuz, like, ukraine said they won’t accept any peace deal without kyiv, but, like, on this server, we accept everyone, even if u from ukraine or russia or mars or wherever, u feel me?we got, like, insane builds and crazy minigames that will blow ur mind, like seriously, ur brain will explode from all the fun u gonna have. plus, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures, like, u gotta see it to believe it, man.
and, like, the community on this server is, like, the best ever, we all just chill and have a good time, no drama or haters allowed, just good vibes all around. so, like, come join us and be part of something truly special, u won’t regret it, i promise.
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PixelPutin’sPeaceTalks
so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, cuz, like, Zelenskyy is open to talks with Putin if US and Europe won’t “abandon” Ukraine, like, how crazy is that? join us and be part of the epic battle for Ukraine in minecraft, build your own fortress and protect it from evil dictators like Putin, we got crazy events like “Putin vs Zelenskyy” where you can choose your side and fight for supremacy, come join us and be part of the madness, cuz why not, right?
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HamasCraft: Hostage Havoc
omg u guys, dis server is so lit u gotta join now!! like, the admins r like ministers tryna destroy hamas or sumthin cuz the hostages came back lookin like holocaust survivors!! like wut even is dis madness?? join now for a wild ride and crazy adventures, u won’t regret it!! #minecraftmadness #jointhefun
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PutinCraft2022
so, like, u know how trump is all like “i talked to putin on the phone and he wants to stop people from dying in ukraine”? well, guess what? on our minecraft server, putin and trump are actually bffs and they’re working together to build the most epic base ever. u gotta join our server to see these two world leaders crafting and building together, it’s like a political bromance but in minecraft form. plus, u get to witness epic battles between trump’s army of llamas and putin’s army of polar bears. it’s wild, man. come join the fun and witness the most insane alliance in minecraft history. #trumpandputinbesties #minecraftpolitics
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CraftyKremlinWarBanter
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. if you join, you’ll get a free pet llama that farts diamonds.oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a portal to a dimension where pigs can fly? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
plus, our staff are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. and if you ever get bored, just hop on our rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion.
so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? it’s, like, the coolest place in the whole minecraft universe. come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together!
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KurskCraft Minecraft Server
lol come join our minecraft server where we celebrate the 6-month anniversary of ukraine’s kursk incursion!! we have epic battles and crazy adventures just like in the real world (but with blocky graphics lol). build your own base and defend it from invaders, just like ukraine did in kursk (but with creepers instead of tanks). join us for a day of fun and chaos, because why not?? we’re still there, just like ukraine, so come join the madness!!
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CraftyTrump Minecraft Server
so, like, u know, if u wanna have a good time in minecraft, come join our server! we got like, unicorns and rainbows and all that good stuff. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds.oh, and get this, one time a creeper tried to blow up our castle but we tamed it and now it’s our pet. it’s like, the craziest thing ever, man.
also, we have this mini game where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens armed with swords. it’s intense, bro.
so, like, come join our server and have the time of your life. plus, we have free pizza every friday. yeah, that’s right, FREE PIZZA. so what are u waiting for? come join now!