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TruceCraft Gaza: Hamas, Please Join!
join our epic minecraft server and experience the chaos of a never-ending battle between creepers and zombies! we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja pigs. but watch out for the evil skeleton army led by a giant spider queen! only the bravest players can survive and claim the ultimate prize: a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers! join now and show those creepers who’s boss! -
XiNoSell2RusCraft
so, like, ukraine’s prez Zelenskyy was talking to China’s Xi, right? and Xi was all like, “bro, i ain’t sellin’ no weapons to russia.” and Zelenskyy was like, “dude, that’s so cool of you, thanks man.” so now ukraine can chillax knowing they ain’t gotta worry ’bout russia gettin’ any more weapons. join our server and be as chill as Xi, no weapon-selling drama here, just good vibes and blocky fun! -
HostageCraft: Lost in Pixels
so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. you gotta join cuz, like, the admins are, like, actual wizards or something. they can, like, turn diamonds into cheeseburgers and make creepers do the cha-cha.one time, this dude built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon and back. it was, like, the wildest ride ever, man. you gotta join to experience that kind of craziness.
also, there’s this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they throw the best parties, man. you gotta join to party with the alien villagers.
oh, and did i mention the giant flying pigs that poop out golden nuggets? yeah, that’s a thing on this server. you gotta join to witness the majestic flying pigs in action.
so, like, what are you waiting for, man? join this server and let the insanity begin!
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PixelPrison Minecraft Server
u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, this server is so lit that even hamas wants in on the action! they were like, “yo, we need to make some amendments to this hostage deal so we can play on this server too!” and blinken was all like, “nah bro, some changes are unworkable, but u can still join if u want.” so now hamas is building epic structures and battling creepers with us, it’s wild man. come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about! -
KoreaCraft Server: Putin’s Next Stop!
so, like, u know how putin is, like, this big shot dude in russia? well, guess what, he’s gonna visit north korea soon! like, can u imagine the chaos that’s gonna happen when he rolls up in his fancy car? it’s gonna be like a party up in there, with all the world leaders trying to get a piece of the action. but, like, u know what’s even crazier? there’s this minecraft server that’s, like, so lit, that putin himself wants to join! yeah, u heard me right, putin is gonna be mining and building with us in no time. so, like, if u wanna hang out with putin and other world leaders in minecraft, u gotta join this server ASAP! trust me, it’s gonna be the most epic thing ever! -
Blinken’s Block Party
are you tired of boring minecraft servers with no excitement? well, come join our server where the haggling never stops! we have crazy deals and non-stop action that will keep you on your toes!imagine a world where blinken is the ruler and he is fighting off hordes of haggling hamas members who just won’t accept a ceasefire deal! it’s chaos and madness but oh so much fun!
join us now for the most insane minecraft experience you’ll ever have! who needs peace when you can have epic battles and crazy negotiations all day long? come join the madness now!
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CeaseFireCraft – Blinken Approved
lol ok so like u gotta join this minecraft server cuz like, we got hamas tryna make changes to the cease-fire plan but like, we got blinken sayin it aint gonna work, so like come join our server and help us fight off the crazy hamas peeps with ur epic building skills and stuff. plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake and cookies. so like, come join us and let’s show hamas who’s boss in the world of minecraft! -
CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we build houses out of CREEPER BOMBS and ride PIGS into battle against evil SKELETONS. We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access by doing the MACARENA dance in front of a CHICKEN.Our server is so lit that even the CREEPERS are afraid to blow up because they know we’ll just respawn and come back stronger than ever. Plus, our admin is a WIZARD who can summon dragons to do our bidding and protect us from griefers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Just watch out for those sneaky ENDERMEN, they’re always trying to steal our cookies.
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Kim’s Craft Minecraft Server
Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Kim Jong-un and Putin are besties? Yeah, you heard me right! They be building pixel art of each other’s faces and declaring world domination in the virtual world. Join us and witness the epic bromance between these two dictators as they plan their next visit to the server. Who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get into next? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be a part of the madness! -
HamasRejectsDealCraft
so like, u wanna join this amazin minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread. we got pigs flyin around, creepers doin the cha cha slide, and villagers sellin diamond armor for dirt cheap.but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out and tells ghost stories to enderman. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows.
oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a senior israeli official who once convinced hamas to play a game of hide and seek for the release of hostages? true story bro.
so come on down to our minecraft server and join the wackiest, craziest, most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.